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Press Release from Supreme Commander of the Derscon General Staff

"I, Supreme Field Marshall Otto von Bismarck, Supreme Commander of the General Staff, hereby declare the complete mobilization of the Derscon Imperial Army. With recent events evolving that threaten the National Security of the Militaristic Holy Czardom of Derscon, I have ordered the mobilization to keep order and security. I now turn it over to Sith Lord Adolf Hitler."

"Thank you. I, Sith Lord Adolf Hitler, Supreme Commander of the Derscon National Security Armed Forces, also declare a complete mobilization of all Waffen SS, Schutzstaffel, Sturmabteilung, and Sicherheitsdienst forces. A ten o' clock PM curfiew is to be enacted. Only Armed Forces are to be in the streets at this time. I apologize for this inconvienence, but it for your saftey. Also, all non-diplomatic personell foreigners are to be deported immediately, for the National Security of this nation. Also, for the Security of this land, only Greater Prussian, Melkor Unchained, CoreWorlds, and Hattian embassies are to remain open. All others are required to be evacuated in three days -- no exeptions. Thank you. God bless Derscon, and God save the Czar."

*tag for reference*

"Ambassador, we have to get out?"

"That is what the man said. I don't know why? We haven't done anything."

"Shall I inquire as to why we are getting tossed?"

"Not just us Andrew but everyone except the Greater Prussian, Melkor Unchained, CoreWorlds, and Hattian embassies! Why he is doing this, I don't know."

"This isn't going to go over well with President Server when he finds out. You better get a communique to him regarding it!"

"Yes sir." When he left, the ambassador just sat there thinking.

"Lauren, I need you to start packing up everything. Make sure nothing is left behind. I am willing to place bets that they'll be in here as soon as we're gone."

"Right away my lord." With that, the packing up begins. He sat at his office again just thinking about what to do. He picked up the phone and called the Czar.

"Your Majesty, this is Ambassador Robertson. I like to know why you are throwing out numerous numbers of embassies. We haven't done anything to warrent this. I want an explanation as to why you are doing this."

Foreign Office

to Abassador Robertson

It is to my knowledge you are in Greater Prussia. Why would you have to abandon your embassy?
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The ambassador wishes to know the reason of this mobilization...

The Imperial Ses'uh Dominion of Diminix believes there is no problems with the mobilization. The Dersconian people have the right to defend themselves if they wish.

I'm echoing Hattia's question!

Why the mobilization of your armed forces?

Press Release from General Otto von Bismarck

"I have recieved many questions about the reasons for the self-defense mobilization. The reasons are blaintant -- it is a SELF-DEFENSE mobilization. Intelligence sources have recently found evidence about a possible military strike against This Great Empire, and the Mobilization has been issued for the protection of this nation. I would also like to thank The Imperial Ses'uh Dominion of Diminix for its support of the Dersconian Empire."

Official Message from the People's Congress

Derscon, though our ideological enemy, have the right to defend themselves from any aggressor. We will support and possibly aid a Dersconian defensive action...

OOC: Talked with him on AIM...

*grins and gleefully sits on his ass eating popcorn*

*grins and gleefully sits on his ass eating popcorn*
lol :D

*grabs big handful of popcorn, stuffs it in mouth, runs away*

FROM THE EMBASSY OF CORNELIU IN DERSCON

We too recognize the need for Derscon to defend themselves however, we like to know why the entire military is being moblized. I understand what they say but an entire mobilization is abit extreme. We want to know why the whole military is being called up.

[code:1:88c57cf18f]Transmission to the Foreign Affairs Office
From Ambassador Robertson

We are no longer a member of Greater Prussia. We are back to our rightful place in our previous alliance.[/code:1:88c57cf18f]

The entire military is being called up to ensure the complete saftey of the Empire.

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[code:1:22b64d50e9]TRANSMISSION TO CORNELIUIAN EMBASSY
FROM DERSCON FOREIGN AFFAIRS OFFICE

I sincerely apologize for the misunderstanding. I was not aware of your...switch. Your embassy may stay. Again, I sincerely apologize.[/code:1:22b64d50e9]
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Derscon Foreign Office

Minister's Office

"Good play," Hitler said to Papen.

"What do you mean?" Papen said, confused.

"Really. How could you not know Corneliu left GP?"

"I didn't," Papen responded. "I was on vacation."

"Oh," Hitler responded. He then left the Foreign Ministry building through the secret tunnel to head to the Ministry of State Security building. He then went to the director's office of the KGB Second Chief Directorate -- the Counter-Intelligence department.

"Golovko," Hitler said, after entering the office.

"Yes?" Sergey Golovko, the KGB 2nd Chief Directorate Director said.

"I want all Corneliuian peoples to be shadowed. Kep it descreet, though. Monitor the embassy, too. Laser mikes and all."

"Yes, my Fueher," Golovko responded.

"I love your idea, by the way."

"Hmm?"

"International City, for all the embassies, away from government buildings. That was ingenious."

"Thank you," Golovko responded. It was not usual for the Fueher to compliment anyone. "It was all in the interest of security."

"Yup. I never did reward you for it." Hitler put a briefcase with 500,000 marks in it. "Your bonus." He then got up and left.

Vinichi City, Romanov's Office
Transmission from General Arkadeyevich To Foreign Minister Franz Von Papen

[code:1:32586bdf90]“Foreign Minister Papen, I believe its time to cut off our isolation, and reveal our everlasting presence in the world.”
“Do you really think that’s a good idea, to reveal your presence means to tell all the other Democrats-”
“I will have absolutely NO foul language here. DO you understand me? Now please, go on.”
“As I was saying, the Dem-.... your people are going to be corrupted by the Left.”
“I don’t care. What are they going to do? Vote against me? You know that I am the one that CONTROLS the votes. All they do is put down a dot on a paper, I put down the numbers. This isn’t a Democracy, it’s a Derivative of a Republic, God bless them. Were just like America. I AM congress. I decide EVERYTHING. Even so I don’t want my people to rebel, but people are biased. They think one thing and stick to it. But I can see your point. There’s always the people that moved here from Tostahod and Romanavahoe. They remember and teach the old way.
“Alright, alright, I don’t need you to explain everything about your government, I was just trying to warn you about un-isolating yourself. Now what was the reason you called me.”
“I am pledging my entire allegiance to the Czars Empire. Everything I have is his to do with as he wishes. When he wants a Davisinichi’n to die, he dies. When he wants to go to war, he goes to war. Understand?”
“Wh-.... Why are you going to go to such an extreme? I’ve pledged my loyalty, but to pledge and entire nation? I know you 2 go back a long time and everything, but I don’t understand why you would go to such an extreme. After all, you would have many more enemies. Though I must admit You would be a powerful ally.
“You may be an important politician of Derson, but that still doesn’t mean that you will be able question my authority. Do you honestly think I don’t know that? That I haven’t gone over many times over in my head. Explained it to my brothers, over and over and over again? Do you think I’m insane?”
“That’s not what I was implying at all, I was just merely stating that you would have many more allies than before. Not that you would be safe under the guidance of Derscon Alright, I’ll deliver the message: The Romanov’s Most Holy Empire of Davisinichi and brothers are pledging complete allegiance to the Holy Czar of Derscon. Any thing unsatisfactory?”
“One last thing, ask him for an embassy in Davisinichi.”[/code:1:32586bdf90]

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