Wombat News
13-04-2004, 11:20
Automagfreek; Wombat News
Damien Dreadfire, star of such blockbuster musicals as “The Halls of the Dead” and “To Hell and Back – My Way” announced today that he is finally ready to return to the silver screen and please his legions of fans. (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=137574&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0)
"I figured it was finally time to come out of the darkness and give the public what they so richly deserve - my face." Dreadfire said, after giving his beard a good trim.
Dreadfire finally shed light on the secretive movie he is currently shooting: “A Delusion of a Little Place called Crimmond Destroyed by the Robot Travel Agent”, in which he plays an hairdresser who discovers a wicked plot by an evil airline boss called Delta who gets his hair cut at the salon where he sweeps up.
"It's such a powerful role," Dreadfire beamed. "My character uncovers the secret, and uses the detective skills he learned washing hair to defeat the giant robot travel agent the evil Delta has made from scrap Boeing 737s and laid-off employees."
According to Dreadfire, no expense was spared by Shafted Hamster International Technology on the making of the movie.
"This movie was filmed entirely in Crimmond," Dreadfire screamed. "YOU REALLY GET THAT CRIMMOND VIBE!"
Wombat News box office estimators believe that the film will make anywhere from AM$2,000 to AM$5,000 in its short run in 5 art-house cinemas.
"This is it," Dreadfire belched. "Damien Dreadfire is back. No prisoners will be taken, but all earplugs will be ... please, dear God, stop that bloody ringing in my ears!"
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Damien Dreadfire, star of such blockbuster musicals as “The Halls of the Dead” and “To Hell and Back – My Way” announced today that he is finally ready to return to the silver screen and please his legions of fans. (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=137574&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0)
"I figured it was finally time to come out of the darkness and give the public what they so richly deserve - my face." Dreadfire said, after giving his beard a good trim.
Dreadfire finally shed light on the secretive movie he is currently shooting: “A Delusion of a Little Place called Crimmond Destroyed by the Robot Travel Agent”, in which he plays an hairdresser who discovers a wicked plot by an evil airline boss called Delta who gets his hair cut at the salon where he sweeps up.
"It's such a powerful role," Dreadfire beamed. "My character uncovers the secret, and uses the detective skills he learned washing hair to defeat the giant robot travel agent the evil Delta has made from scrap Boeing 737s and laid-off employees."
According to Dreadfire, no expense was spared by Shafted Hamster International Technology on the making of the movie.
"This movie was filmed entirely in Crimmond," Dreadfire screamed. "YOU REALLY GET THAT CRIMMOND VIBE!"
Wombat News box office estimators believe that the film will make anywhere from AM$2,000 to AM$5,000 in its short run in 5 art-house cinemas.
"This is it," Dreadfire belched. "Damien Dreadfire is back. No prisoners will be taken, but all earplugs will be ... please, dear God, stop that bloody ringing in my ears!"
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