BonJour! The Republique Francaise introduces herself!!
Greetings! The world has seen the decline of the French, Militarily speaking....we intend to change that....unfortunately we are only at 5 million People,....it turns out we actually had a negative population increase over these last few decades....damn those Germans! Taking our Women.....Wait,.....I digress.
My main point is....France shall rise again!...Even as we speak, all French Citizens have been ordered to begin reproducing at all hours of day and night,....pretty much whenever they get the chance really. So therefore, I am making Public Fornication legal, until France reaches her former Glory of 60 Million!!
VIVA LA FRANCE!!
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Jacques Chirac
President of The Republique Francaise
Starblaydia
13-04-2004, 12:46
Mon dieu! :roll:
Par simple curiosite, tu es vraiment Francais?
Vostovik
13-04-2004, 13:40
Quelle problemme avec ce pays.
Wombat News
13-04-2004, 14:10
to one of his staff researchers]
"Have you got that stock footage of troops waving a white flag? ... You have? ... Good, dig it out then .. we might be needing it again soon .. !"
Jeruselem
13-04-2004, 14:39
Viva la France? Non! :P
Oui! VIVA LA FRANCE Forever!!..
How did they know about the white flag? Just like the Bougueios American Pigs, who saved our country twice from The Germans, so therefore we spit upon them and all that they stand for.
Anyways...France has not yet had a positive increase,..but we are always looking for the scum of other nations, fleeing legal retribution, to join the foreign legion!!
Sign up today!
Ho-ho!
Das Protoss Reich
14-04-2004, 05:36
Schließt ihr auf, dumme Franzosen! Der einzige gute Frosch ist ein toter Frosch!
Die kunst ist tot, Dada uber alles! Nous aimons bien le francaise. La Republique Du Malteses-Indochine voudrait offrir les Forces Francais un petit cadeaux de une bouteille de tres cher vin rouge.
For the non french speakers in the audience: The Republic of Maltese-Indochina thinks that the French are a bunch of goddamn cowardly winos. We fart in their general direction
Sincerely,
MIC Foreign Secretary Magnus Wang
Die kunst ist tot, Dada uber alles! Nous aimons bien le francaise. La Republique Du Malteses-Indochine voudrait offrir les Forces Francais un petit cadeaux de une bouteille de tres cher vin rouge.
For the non french speakers in the audience: The Republic of Maltese-Indochina thinks that the French are a bunch of goddamn cowardly winos. We fart in their general direction
Sincerely,
MIC Foreign Secretary Magnus Wang
What-What? You Bourgeuois Maltese-Indochina Pig! How dare you insult France and her people!
I suggest that if you do not want us to place sanctions upon your country, you apologize! Imagine your people never having the joy of French Wine, French Champagne, French Fries, French Toast,...and a bunch of other French thingys!
We await the Apology!
Jacques Chirac
Starblaydia
17-04-2004, 19:58
I once took part in a future-history RP, where in around 2015, a French Nuclear Aircraft Carrier Le President Jacques Chirac, affectionately know as Le Grande Jacques was assaulted and captured by some British and Canadian Special Forces somewhere in the Atlantic.
Aah, happy days...!
And why do you need the scum form other nations? Surely you have enough French scum of your own?