NationStates Jolt Archive


ATTN All Erisian/Discordian Nations, Security Advisory

imported_Sileetris
12-04-2004, 08:35
From: Sileetris Foreign Affairs Office
To: All nations with high concentrations of Discordian/Erisian citizens
Illegally hacked and edited in transit by: Blue Bomber, the daring clerical baron of Sileetris, POEE, SCARTISSUE(Sileetris Council Advocating Ritalin Testing In Smelly Sewers Everywhere)
Topic: Wassup homes?Possible Anti-Erisian/Discordian feelings in Autonomous City-states

During recent dealings with one of ourBlessed Chaotic Brothersforeign delegates, anti-Erisian/Discordian feelings were expressed by the representatives of Autonomous City-statesa known greyface!. Having an Erisian/Discordian population of 23.5% ourselves in Sileetrishacked that statistic together too, we feel it is our duty to inform you of such things, so as to insure the safety of your populationas if we Discordians really need protection from anything but ourselves..... It is our recommendation that you warn vacationers of the prejudice they may encounter travelling there I also recommend sending a golden apple in the telegrams to help enlighten a notorious greyface that we discordians will not be smashed without leaving a sticky feeling on the bottom of his shoe and a funny looking stain on his good carpet!Thank you for your timeand thank Eris for not slashing us all with a giant green screwdriver yet

Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!