Galdania
10-04-2004, 21:51
Galdania Corp., a massive conglomerate of Galdanian Corporations and Companies, has issued a statement to companies all over the world:
"Galdania Corp. is willing to pay generous sums of stroats to any companies wishing to sell to us. We will buy as many shares as are being sold in international companies, or buy entire companies, if any intelligent CEO's wish to sell out to us.
"We wish to expand our operations on a global scale, to increase profits and to bring our products to people all around the world. We produce everything from cheese to automobiles, cellphones to pharmaceuticals. We are one of the whealthiest corporations in the world, and we will soon overcome all oppossing bussinesses. If, however, anyone wishes to sell their companies to us now, they can walk away whealthy people. In a decade, we will have expanded so greatly that bankruptcy will be the only way for any stubborn holdouts to walk away with their hides in tact.
"Our message is simple: Sell out to us now and be whealthy, or hold out for a few more years, only to be bought up by us anyway."
"Galdania Corp. is willing to pay generous sums of stroats to any companies wishing to sell to us. We will buy as many shares as are being sold in international companies, or buy entire companies, if any intelligent CEO's wish to sell out to us.
"We wish to expand our operations on a global scale, to increase profits and to bring our products to people all around the world. We produce everything from cheese to automobiles, cellphones to pharmaceuticals. We are one of the whealthiest corporations in the world, and we will soon overcome all oppossing bussinesses. If, however, anyone wishes to sell their companies to us now, they can walk away whealthy people. In a decade, we will have expanded so greatly that bankruptcy will be the only way for any stubborn holdouts to walk away with their hides in tact.
"Our message is simple: Sell out to us now and be whealthy, or hold out for a few more years, only to be bought up by us anyway."