NationStates Jolt Archive


Things NS countries would never say... (humor)

Syskeyia
10-04-2004, 16:46
Pantocratoria: Istanbul, not Constantinople...
Freebodnik: Peace is a curse. We live for war.
SeOCC (Or anyone in CACE for that matter): Hmmm, maybe Menelmacar isn't completely bad...
Iesus Christi: Elves rock! Free the dissenters! Fascism is evil!
Menelmacar (Siri at least):O Jesus! meek and humble of heart, Hear me. From the desire of being esteemed ... (http://www.ewtn.com/Devotionals/prayers/humility.htm)
Ruhr: My navy is too big.
Reichskamphen: All hail Abraham Lincoln!
Belem: Since Catholicism and evil are contradictory, I think I'll be good from now on...
Knootoss: Drugs are way too harmful to society to be legal.
Western Asia: OMG I N00KZOR U WITH TEH UBERL33T CYB05G ARMY OF D00M!!!
The Resi Corporation: OMG I N00KZOR U WITH TEH UBERL33T ARMY OF CONSCRIPT CITIZEN-SOLDIERS!!!
New York and Jersey: Gregory de los Santos is retiring from public life. Freebodnik's right- let's disband our entire military. Tanks are stupid.
Chimaea: Down with democracy!
Melkor Unchained: I, Melkor, do take thee, Sirithil nos FeƤnor...
Syskeyia: Legalize drugs! God is dead! Down with the Rescue Rangers! Going to kill yourself- let me help!

God bless,


The Republic of Syskeyia
Jeruselem
10-04-2004, 16:57
Roania:Go away Siri!
Al Anbar:Saddam who?
Skager
10-04-2004, 16:58
The Dominion of Skager would never say "I surrender."
Spacer Guilds
10-04-2004, 16:59
Guilds: Friggin' sticky bearings!
Snel: Nuke 'em till they glow, then shoot 'em in the dark!
California and Alaska
10-04-2004, 17:04
California and Alaska: Sirithil... I would like to negotiate the reconstruction of the United States of America with you and NYNJ... We have seen the error of our ways and wish to make things right again... We can even have the capital as Washington DC again like in the old days.
Jeruselem
10-04-2004, 17:11
Jeruselem
* You can have Gay rights, and you can marry each other if you want!
* Who is this Pope guy? He can go to hell.
* Jews are really honest business people. They will never try anything on you.
* We love Arabs especially Palestinians. In fact we will give them their own state!
Feline
10-04-2004, 17:15
Feline: "Oh, yeah, well, all beings aren't equal, now are they?

The funniest one is the one for Melkor.
The Soviet Republics
10-04-2004, 17:24
the (Union of) Soviet (Sovereign) Republics: Sure, we'll let our republics peacefully declare independence from us without any military opposition from us... hell, we'll even let them keep our military equipment and nuclear weapons on their soil.
Obscure Nation
10-04-2004, 17:25
Obscure: Hey, let's have an election!
Seraphim Order Embassy
11-04-2004, 15:53
SOE "I'm sorry. Didn't mean to hurt your feelings."
The Non-Human Union
11-04-2004, 16:18
The Non-Human Republic:
You're right, the taste out values the disgust, eating members of your own species should be legalised
Meh, keep them [insert oppressed non-humans] in chains, they kind of look cute in them don't you think?
Some non-humans are more equal then others
Menelmacar is the shining light for us other non-humans
Diminix
11-04-2004, 16:36
Diminix: Homosexuality rules.

:shock: :shock:
11-04-2004, 16:54
Rave Shentavo: You know, I think my characters are god-moddish, time to power-down.
Dontgonearthere
11-04-2004, 17:02
Dontgonearthere:
-I surrender!
-Why sure, you can have the plans/rights for the Piledriver for free.
-Why yes, I do in fact run an evil bioweapons program with horrible human experimentation and stuff like that.
Bajon
11-04-2004, 17:30
Bajon: "We have enough land..."

TST: (Or any GDODAD member) "Vote now!"
Seocc
11-04-2004, 20:16
here's a real one for SeOCC: you know, those free market radicals, they're onto something...
Skeelzania
11-04-2004, 20:43
Skeelzania: You know, maybe forcing Elvish children to shoot thier parents is wrong...
Audioslavia
11-04-2004, 20:48
some NSWC ones:

Liverpool England: Calling our team the 'Ex-World Champions' is a bit redundant now, especially as its been so long since we were succesful.

Aquilla: Now for an in-depth post-match analysis...

Kaze Progressa: You know what guys, this is getting a bit too complicated...

The Belmore Family: Nah to be honest i'd vote for the other bid.

Lemmitania: w00t! 1-0! pWND!

..and a classic team:

Pure Evil: Yeah that result seems pretty fair
Imitora
11-04-2004, 20:49
Imitora: Lets talk this over, Maybe we shouldn't go to war, Lets stop being assholes, American cars are good cars, maybe I should start correcting teh to the

Any of the Vampire nations: Lets think of an original story line for once...

Edited because I am a horrible typist.
Goobergunchia
11-04-2004, 21:07
Goobergunchia: We declare war on....

The current Allanean war notwithstanding.
Sigma Octavus
11-04-2004, 21:22
Sigma Octavus: You know, these n00bs aren't all that bad. Maybe we'll adopt a live-and-let-live policy....

or

Sigma Octavus: ....our good friends, the Reich....
Soviet Trasa
11-04-2004, 21:25
Soviet Trasa: STOP THIS NONESENSE! SPAM IS STUPID AND USELESS! NOW IF YOU'D JUST GO ANOTHER RPG FORUM AND GAIN SOME REAL RPG XP YOU WOULDN'T BE THIS STUPID AND IDIOTIC!
Knootoss
11-04-2004, 22:23
lol... good call, this thread. *clapclap*
11-04-2004, 22:35
Klonor: I lose.
(Former) Raysia: Friggin' Mormons.
Roseway: I fear you!
Setian-Sebeceans: I'm coming out of the closet!