Wonton hate
10-04-2004, 03:44
In a press release today, the leader of Wonton Hate, may he rot forver, has declared the fledgeling country shall have a space exploration program. We now play footage of the Supreme Hater from today's press release:
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<A well dressed man with long hair stands behind a podium decorated with squirrles>
Today we shall begin to build our space program! One day, we will be much like the greats, and to begin us on our exploration of space, I will decree that by the end of this year, we will have put a man on the top of our tallest tree! <audiance gasps, then claps> Yes my most hatred denizens, we to will be in space! <audiance cheers> The funding for this project will be substantial, so we are asking donations of the private sector. No human soul shall be wasted! So give us your spare souls that you have stolen from other countries and dead relatives! AID YOUR COUNTRY! <Audiance goes wild and begins to chant></i>
There you have it, The Rogue Nation of Wanton Hate will have it's space program, and we all hope to see a man on the tallest tree. This is your hate corresponden Rebecca, for channel 8
Thankyou Rebecca. There have been many against this space project, however, they are not here to commet, as their souls have already been stolen by the riotious crowd, hungry for souls to feed their country.
So it is Jon, we will take you now to the ICGU (I Can't Get Up) headqaurters now, Rebecca?
<Camera switches to an out of breath reporter, between gasps, she begins.>
Thankyou Lacey, I am here infrount of the new ICGU where a loyal crowd has already begun to gather to the sounds of Weird Science, by Oingo Boingo. You can see that the nation is very excited about begining a space program that will, someday, allow us to hate the entire world.
<Laughing, we cut back to the news studio>
Yes Rebecca, it will be a great day for us.
So it is Lacey, we now take you live to the other side of town, where Rebecca is said to have an interview with the leader of our new space program, Ronald Tripp (mutters, we really need to get another feild reporter)
<Camera cuts to very out of breath Rebecca standing infront of an older man with a long beard>
I am hear with Ronald Tripp, the new presidend of ICGU, he is the brain child of this "Man on the Tree" project, and will be able to
<Rebecca falls over, unable to continue the report, camera cuts to unaware news studio>
I love you Jon! Do me now!
Oh yes Lacey! I want you! I hate you more then I hate my mother
Oh Jon, I love it when you speak dirty to me like that!
<Jon notices prompter light on camera>
Oh... umm... excuse me, someone will be fired for this!
<TV's go to static>
<i>
<A well dressed man with long hair stands behind a podium decorated with squirrles>
Today we shall begin to build our space program! One day, we will be much like the greats, and to begin us on our exploration of space, I will decree that by the end of this year, we will have put a man on the top of our tallest tree! <audiance gasps, then claps> Yes my most hatred denizens, we to will be in space! <audiance cheers> The funding for this project will be substantial, so we are asking donations of the private sector. No human soul shall be wasted! So give us your spare souls that you have stolen from other countries and dead relatives! AID YOUR COUNTRY! <Audiance goes wild and begins to chant></i>
There you have it, The Rogue Nation of Wanton Hate will have it's space program, and we all hope to see a man on the tallest tree. This is your hate corresponden Rebecca, for channel 8
Thankyou Rebecca. There have been many against this space project, however, they are not here to commet, as their souls have already been stolen by the riotious crowd, hungry for souls to feed their country.
So it is Jon, we will take you now to the ICGU (I Can't Get Up) headqaurters now, Rebecca?
<Camera switches to an out of breath reporter, between gasps, she begins.>
Thankyou Lacey, I am here infrount of the new ICGU where a loyal crowd has already begun to gather to the sounds of Weird Science, by Oingo Boingo. You can see that the nation is very excited about begining a space program that will, someday, allow us to hate the entire world.
<Laughing, we cut back to the news studio>
Yes Rebecca, it will be a great day for us.
So it is Lacey, we now take you live to the other side of town, where Rebecca is said to have an interview with the leader of our new space program, Ronald Tripp (mutters, we really need to get another feild reporter)
<Camera cuts to very out of breath Rebecca standing infront of an older man with a long beard>
I am hear with Ronald Tripp, the new presidend of ICGU, he is the brain child of this "Man on the Tree" project, and will be able to
<Rebecca falls over, unable to continue the report, camera cuts to unaware news studio>
I love you Jon! Do me now!
Oh yes Lacey! I want you! I hate you more then I hate my mother
Oh Jon, I love it when you speak dirty to me like that!
<Jon notices prompter light on camera>
Oh... umm... excuse me, someone will be fired for this!
<TV's go to static>