NationStates Jolt Archive


The Community of Demoia established as a nation-state

10-04-2004, 01:50
Out of a satellite dish, a grainy transmission was sent out. A man, behind a podium built out of scrap wood, held together by duct tape. He was dressed in a ragged, but elegant in its time, business suit.

"Greetings, I am Prime Minister Eric Coventry. I came here, to the area that became Demoia. It was not a nation-state in any sense of the word. It was ruled by tyrannical warlords. I recruited disaffected people from all over the land, uniting ethnic groups that had previously been at war, for the goal of democracy and freedom. When I was ready, I destroyed the warlords. We then wrote a constitution with a delegate representing each of the areas ruled by a warlord. Then, we held elections and I, surprisingly or not surprisingly, depending on how you look at it, I was elected by write-in ballot even though I was not seeking office."

He pressed a button on the podium, and it fell apart. An ancient computer hummed. Some text appeared at the bottom of the screen.

"We request economic aid. It is urgently needed. Although the government has instituted subsides for all food goods, and has introduced more efficient farming technology, we are still under-producing food. We have no cohesive military force to defend ourselves. We are sending this out with a satellite dish built out of scrap metal and salvaged electronic components, a computer from twenty years ago, and some improvised other equipment. Please wire any money you can to the account number at the bottom of the screen. Thank you, in advance, for whatever aid you render our Community."
Dontgonearthere
10-04-2004, 02:00
The Super-Happy Fun Empire of Dontgonearthere welcomes you to the International Community and sends its greetings and a complimentary fruit basket.
Included in this basket is a loan form for G25,000,000,000 (25bil USD) in economic aid at, get this, a reasonable and fair interest rate.
We also offer you a %10 discount rate at our shop (GLACORP) on the International Mall, here, where everything you could possibly need is located:
http://s6.invisionfree.com/International_Mall/index.php
10-04-2004, 04:16
What is the interest rate?
Dontgonearthere
10-04-2004, 05:00
%5
10-04-2004, 17:44
How about 2.5%?
10-04-2004, 19:18
Equites Templi hereby announces that it too would like free money.
Dontgonearthere
11-04-2004, 04:18
%3.5, we'll throw in a spot on the International Mall once you get a storefront as well.
http://s6.invisionfree.com/International_Mall/index.php

Equites Templi, its not free, he is going to give me quite a bit in return, even if he doesnt pay his money back.
Semi-OOC: Slave labour is hard to come by these days and I havent annexed anybody in a while. :wink: