09-04-2004, 15:50
A National Court trial today has declared Major Jackson Snide to be "So totally stupid that it is a mystery why he was even allowed in the army in the first place in the first place." This discovery has rocked the military because the Major was thought to be a son of an old friend of the General of The Army Alfred Nemong. "How many more like Snide are we going to find in the army?" asks Final Judge Richard Richards. Snide was hung this morning by none other than the Emperor himself in a rare public apperance.