NationStates Jolt Archive

Desicration is proud to announce a game is to be hosted today! The game is a martial artist tournement. *the first 10 nations* to post the NAME of their fighter, (as well as: age, sex, weight, height, style ((submission, knockout, etc)), and a small description of their fighting outfit) will be entered! Again, the first TEN people are the only ones entered. The tournement will be a typical tourney, consiting of brackets. Fights will be 1 on 1, and there will be no constructed weapons allowed. Desicration has many energy fighters, so it is advised to enter a fighter with enough ki to be able to both use it AND survive. Battles will be won by loss of consciousness, submission, or death. All fighters welcome! Desicration is in no way responsible for the death or permenant damage to any fighters. Fights will be fair in terms of rules, and fighters will be paired according to class. We look forward to seeing you there =)

[OOC] I've made a system of stats to be based off information given by contestants. this doesnt mean make some 9 foot 400 pound bruiser to enter, cause this system is balanced. Hed probly lose to some small 5 foot 120 pound, 75 year old ninja =) so be serious. I will post the fights in this thread (you will get to actually see the fight, not just the result). I have actually put some time and thought into this, so things are balanced. It should be fun =) a good hint: the more information you give about your fighter, the better his stats will become (or decrease!) so try to give as much as you can =)

We enter Lardy Bastard!

This Opera Singer (and part-time gladiator) weighs in at a hefty 400 pounds, is around 5'7 and is the world's leading expert on drunken brawling.

His tactics during dueling involve downing tequila slammers until he can barely think, then running into the ring in full fury. This is a suprisingly effective tactic considering how light on his feet Lardy Bastard can be. His usual choice of weapons are whatever was in the bar at the time. Favourites include a broken bottle and two chair legs tied together with string.

*bump*

If no-one else joins then Lardy can claim victory...