NationStates Jolt Archive


Urgent News Flash Small Nation Bans ToothPicks?

08-04-2004, 01:23
The small oppresive nation of Luberia has made a bizarre law in their parliment today. In the first meeting, the represenitives agreed by a drastic margin that toothpicks are a dastardly threat to national security and must be outlawed.
" Toothpickial proliferation can only bring the downfall of Luberia as well as our region," said the high senator Zipp O'Lighter " The arch duke has greatly stessed this will show Luberia's intentions for a safer world," All twenty tootpick enthusiasts in Luberia were outraged by the decleration.
" This act by our already fiendish government is proof that the man is just trying to keep us down!" Said Hipp E Sanderson "Fight the power man! Toothpick users unite!" Shortly after this all twenty toothpick protesters were shot and all survivors were shot again.