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The Fivefold Star
06-04-2004, 09:29
The Holy Empire of the Fivefold Star mysteriously fell from space into the Pacific Ocean, 6 April 2004. Thinking quickly to avoid getting wet, Immortal Emperor Winter deployed the occult machinery of Empire Citadel into action, causing it to skip gracefully across the water. Within a few hours, the Empire had cleared the curvature of the earth and slipped nicely into Geosynchronous Orbit just in time to see the sun rise over the Andes mountains.

Immortal Emperor Winter, a mechanical and qaballistic genius, is in the process of drawing plans to enshroud Empire Citadel in a five-winged solar sail in order to facilitate energy-efficient travel around the globe, as well as to provide an energy source to the citizens of The Holy Empire of the Fivefold Star, who rely entirely on the Supreme Eminence of the Immortal Emperor for their survival and happiness. Once this energy source has been built, other nations will be welcome to join The Holy Empire of the Fivefold Star in an orbiting community of nations free from the oppression of ground-based life.

200404060129PST, Immortal Emperor Winter declares that Earth is very nice and may all its inhabitants be blessed by his radiance.