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Advertisement: Cuba - It's more than just Cigars!

Karbine
05-04-2004, 17:24
*Your television screen goes black. A deep male voice comes on*

Are you tired of dealing with Capitalist Pigs?

*image appears of a man in a dark blue suit, pushing an old woman out of his way*

Are profits destroying the social fabric of your nation?

*image of a homeless person begging on the street*

Then join the region of Cuba – home of the happiest communists on earth.

*image of sunny beaches with families frolicking in the surf*

Cuba is in need of strong, ideologically aligned nations to join this growing region.

*image of a smiling national president, feet up on desk*

“I joined Cuba, and now my people are happy.”

You too can join Cuba. From the World Page on NationStates, simply type C-U-B-A into the regional search function, then click “Move to Cuba today.”

Cuba – it’s more than just cigars.

The preceding message was brought to you by the Nations for Cuba campaign, and is not affiliated with Karbine, Wolfish or any nation either within, or with ties to the region of Cuba.
The Resi Corporation
05-04-2004, 17:44
Official Response:Are you tired of dealing with Capitalist Pigs?No.Are profits destroying the social fabric of your nation?No.Then join the region of Cuba – home of the happiest communists on earth.There are happy communists?Cuba is in need of strong, ideologically aligned nations to join this growing region.There are strong communists? Well, besides Russian Forces, but those guys are nuts.“I joined Cuba, and now my people are happy.”Brainwashing does that to people.Cuba – it’s more than just cigars.Capitalistically speaking, no it isn't.

Rebuke pending.
Wolfish
05-04-2004, 18:07
Rebuke pending.

Didn't Karbine used to be your nation? I think so. :shock:
The Belmore Family
05-04-2004, 18:09
PM ALan Belmore watched the Advert
Are you tired of dealing with Capitalist Pigs?
Yes

Are profits destroying the social fabric of your nation?
Well, they were

Then join the region of Cuba – home of the happiest communists on earth.
"I disagree" he shouted "after they go through our intensive brainwashing program in our nation, our people are the happiest Communists on Earth."

Cuba is in need of strong, ideologically aligned nations to join this growing region.
Oh

"I joined Cuba, and now my people are happy."
As I said above, we offer a great brainwashing program to make our citizens happy!

Cuba – it’s more than just cigars.[/b]
"Really?" Alan muttered "Oh Bugger".

Alan then quickly got taken away by the men in white coats for talking to a TV.
05-04-2004, 19:33
No. You took that out of the document penned by that Marx fellow, didn't you?

No, actually they are growing our economy.

Communists? Oh, that Marx lad again. We don't bother with fellows like him unless they cause trouble.

We're happy as well. The military government has improved our economy, grown our military, and kept order in our nation.

What else is there?
Questers
06-04-2004, 02:24
And the puppet says "kick".