NationStates Jolt Archive

After an abortive attempt last year, this year sees the revival of the Global Golf Tour!

For those new to the idea, or even if you're not... it works like this.

Signup on this thread. You can provide players, a tournament, or (preferably) both. If you are providing players (up to a maximum of four for each nation), please give the names of each and scores out of 10 in the following six skills, with a maximum of 36 across all six (note edit from 35, it was a typo):

Driving
Iron Play
Short Game
Recovery
Putting
Nerves

If you are hosting a tournament, please give the name of your tournament and course, the par for the 18 holes (typically 72, though a significant minority are par 70 or 71 and a few are par 73 or 74) and the two skills of the six above that are most useful on the course.

The Progressan signup below should be used as a model.

Results are generated randomly using a spreadsheet based upon the skills of player and the demands of the course; testing has not yet been completed, so no details of the formula are yet being revealed. There are four rounds in each tournament, two rounds' of results posted a day, and there is no halfway cut as is usually the case IRL.

Prize money for each tournament is based on the following prize money from an IRL tournament, (http://www.europeantour.com/Tournaments/fullreport.sps?iTourNo=2004012&id=1097769) with the following modifiers:

1. The money is assumed to be in US$. Obviously, this is a simplifying assumption.
2. The following bonuses will be applied depending upon the strength of the economy of the nation hosting the event, as checked on the final day of the previous event:
Imploded: -10%
Basket Case: no modifier
Struggling, Weak: +10%
Developing, Fair: +20%
Reasonable, Good: +25%
Strong: +30%
Very Strong, Thriving: +40%
Powerhouse, All-Consuming: +50%
Frightening: +75%
(Note: the schedule will be determined as signups occur)
3. There will be provisionally 64 players (not the 72 listed here) and each enters every event. This may change depending upon signup rate.

PROGRESSAN SIGNUP (it may be worth copying/pasting this and editing for your nation):
PLAYERS:
Binro Arisi (Driving 9, Iron Play 7, Short Game 5, Recovery 5, Putting 5, Nerves 5)
Aeuwal Mihik (Driving 6, Iron Play 8, Short Game 7, Recovery 5, Putting 6, Nerves 4)
Clinib Taritoz (Driving 4, Iron Play 5, Short Game 7, Recovery 7, Putting 8, Nerves 5)
Veirk Boliut (Driving 5, Iron Play 6, Short Game 6, Recovery 5, Putting 7, Nerves 7)
TOURNAMENT: Sport Progressa International Masters, at Gateway Bay Links, Taqizerr (par 71, key skills; short game and putting)

Good luck everyone! (Apologies for the long introduction!)

THS Tournament lineup/course

1. Filatov, Kineskini: Driving 8, Iron Play 7, Short Game 5, Recovery 3, Putting 6, Nerves 6.
2. Sunderkin, Tomas: Driving 6, Iron Play 8, Short Game 6, Recovery 6, Putting 3, Nerves 6.
3. Muller, Thynk: Driving 7, Iron Play 7, Short Game 6, Recovery 5, Putting 5, Nerves 5.
4. Loiselle, Christophe: Driving 8, Iron Play 5, Short Game 5, Recovery 7, Putting 3, Nerves 7.

Course: THS International Invitational, Haakon Gaarden Golf Course, NorTroms, THS, par 72, skills best needed: Iron Play, Recovery.

Edward RedBeard: Driving: 10 Iron Play: 7 Short Game:7 Recovery: 4 Putting: 6 Nerves: 2

Sir Louis Drake: Driving: 5 Iron Play: 8 Short Game: 6 Recovery: 4 Putting: 7 Nerves: 6


Course: Island Links Golf Course, par 71. Plays short, major water hazards, Island hopping, Key skills: Iron Play, Nerves

Three events, ten golfers. Rather than strive for a particular number of participants (as that may be a long and pointless fight), I'm going to set a fixed date for closure of signups, that being April 19 (two weeks after the thread started).

Events will then take place on Tuesday/Wednesday and Saturday/Sunday starting with the Sport Progressa International Masters on April 20/21.

SCHEDULE SO FAR:

April 20/21: Sport Progressa International Masters [Kaze Progressa]
April 24/25: THS International Invitational [The Holy Saints]
April 27/28: Island Links International [Jiggady]
May 1/2: Liverpool England Masters Invitational [Liverpool England]
May 4/5: GMM Manunian Masters [Grand Master Mark]
May 8/9: Insane Open [Total n Utter Insanity]
May 11/12: Phoenix City Masters [Pablicosta]
May 15/16: Belmorian International [The Belmore Family]

sure, the island links international is good.


a late entry:

Martha Bowater: driving: 7 iron play: 4 short game: 5 recovery:6 putting: 9 nerves: 5

sure, the island links international is good.


a late entry:

Martha Bowater: driving: 7 iron play: 3 short game: 5 recovery:6 putting: 9 nerves: 5

Thanks :) *heavily disguised bump*

LE SIGNUP - PLAYERS:
Nick Claw (Driving 9, Iron Play 7, Short Game 5, Recovery 3, Putting 7, Nerves 5)
Paul Charleston (Driving 8, Iron Play 8, Short Game 4, Recovery 5, Putting 6, Nerves 5)
Trevor Franken (Driving 8, Iron Play 5, Short Game 5, Recovery 5, Putting 8, Nerves 5)

TOURNAMENT: Liverpool England Masters Invitational (par 72, key skills; Driving and putting)

GMM Entries:
Johnathan Green: Driving 10 , Iron Play 9, Short Game 3, Recovery 3, Putting 10, Nerves 1

Archy Kimpling: Driving 7, Iron play 10, Short Game 3, Recovery 4, Putting 10, Nerves 2

David Fernson:Driving 7, Iron play 10, Short Game 4, Recovery 10,
Putting 4, Nerves 1

Gramil Dovichof: Driving 7, Iron play 10, Short game 2, Recovery 4, Putting 3, Nerves 10

Course:
GMM Manucian Masters, par 73. Long Holes, Last Hole involves driving form a platform in the middle of a water hazard, very tricky. Key skills: Driving ,Iron Play


EDIT!: players stats now fixed. Good luck to everyone!

er, GMM, you need to keep your stats down to max 36
Mr Green has 39
Mr Fernson's fine on 34
Mr Dovichov's fine on 35

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Tiger Forest (Driving 9, Iron Play 5, Short Game 5, Recovery 5, Putting 7, Nerves 5)
Ernie Eels (Driving 5, Iron Play 8, Short Game 7, Recovery 6, Putting 5, Nerves 5)
DJ Sing (Driving 5, Iron Play 5, Short Game 6, Recovery 5, Putting 9, Nerves 6)
Nick Waldo (Driving 4, Iron Play 6, Short Game 5, Recovery 8, Putting 5, Nerves 8)

TOURNAMENT: Insane Open, at Total n Utter Insanity International Airport and Golf Course (par 72, key skills; recovery and nerves)
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PLAYERS:

Player Name:-Tino Aspriya
Player Gender:-M
Attributes
Driving 7
Iron Play8
Short Game5
Recovery2
Putting8
Nerves6

Player Name:-Terry Grown
Player Gender:-M
Attributes
Driving 10
Iron Play7
Short Game4
Recovery5
Putting6
Nerves4

Player Name:-John Green
Player Gender:-M
Attributes
Driving 5
Iron Play7
Short Game7
Recovery4
Putting7
Nerves6

Tournament

Tournament Name:-Pheonix City Masters (Pablicosta).
Key Skills:-Recovery, Driving.
Par:-79
Overview
Hole 1-LongshotPar 3Opening on a long drive, over the course lake towards the forrests. Hit the ball to hard and you'll end up in the bunker directly ahead, don't get enough power and you're going to be fishing for your ball. The cut grass switches immediatley to very long grasses, leaving a difficult opener at only 17ft wide. After the drive players find themselves negotiating a sloping area, with a large bunker at the base of the slight gradient. 50 yards from the dip is the green, which lies in a small bowl making for an easy put.
Hole 2-Do the TwistPar 4A straight forward hole, although the conventional route does twist alot. The common route straight over the top is not without danger though, as the long grasses and light woodland can cause trauma for any player who doesn't hit a perfect shot into the green.The green itself is a difficult put, on a 12 degree gradient making it nescessery to put first time. Failing this a player will find themselves at the base of the gradient, possibly rolling towards the lake.
Hole 3-Days at the BeachPar 6 A difficult hole to negotiate, laden with bunkers and water features. From the drive the player must use the wind to their advantage and draw the ball right across the lake as it loops through the hole. The ideal spot to place the ball is on the island where the lake goeas round. After a chip shot over the grassy knoll players can play a long shot and risk the large bunker which curls arround the green, or play two shots on the way attempting to avoid ay obsatcles. The green itself is simple and flat and makes for easy putting.

I shall do the next 15 holes later.

Ken Belmore
Driving 7
Iron Play 6
Short Game 4
Recovery 6
Putting 10
Nerves 3

Phyllis Belmore
Driving 6
Iron Play 6
Short Game 5
Recovery 7
Putting 9
Nerves 2

Will Edwards
Driving 6
Iron Play 7
Short Game 3
Recovery 7
Putting 10
Nerves 3

Rowan McLean
Driving 3
Iron Play 6
Short Game 3
Recovery 6
Putting 10
Nerves 8

Belmorian International Colf Course
Key Skills: Putting and Iron Play.
Par:72

[code:1:2f30d1ebe3]Scorecard [Par 72]

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 Out
Yards 396 152 532 352 297 421 164 197 345 2,856
Par 4 3 5 4 4 4 3 3 4 34

Hole 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 In
Yards 388 612 472 369 147 462 559 504 328 3,841
Par 4 5 4 4 3 4 5 5 4 38

Total Distance 6,697[/code:1:2f30d1ebe3]

[code:1:4b0b2e7b20]Course Record 63 [-9] Set by Nick Waldo

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 Out
Score 3 3 4 3 3 4 2 3 4 29
Par 4 3 5 4 4 4 3 3 4 34

Hole 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 In
Score 4 5 4 3 2 3 5 4 4 34
Par 4 5 4 4 3 4 5 5 4 38[/code:1:4b0b2e7b20]

Ace Anderson

Driving 5
Iron Play 6
Short Game 5
Recovery 8
Putting 7
Nerves 5

Katie Doyle

Driving 3
Iron Play 8
Short Game 5
Recovery 7
Putting 4
Nerves 8

31 players already. Great work.

Course Outlook:
Hole No/Par/Distance to hole (yards)
1/4/425 - Long hill at the start of hole, distance of hill is included in total hole distance. Bunker to right of green.
2/5/511 - Two ponds on either side of the green, a bunker behind, and a stream cutting across the hole.
3/4/328 - Rough terrain common.
4/3/200 - Easiest hole, many aces common
5/4/422
6/4/349 - Bunkers all over.
7/3/178 - Bushes block sides of green.
8/3/164
9/5/531 - Another par 5, similar to second hole. Bunker thirty yards in front of green.
Front 9/35/3108
10/5/500 - Must negotiate long fairway, with rough on either side. Out of bounds roughly 35 yards either side of fairway.
11/4/361 - Fairway split by same stream which cuts through second and ninth holes. No bunker, however, which helps the player.
12/5/472 - Series of fairways, rough terrain, bunkers, drop areas and out ofbounds. Most difficult hole to negotiate, despite relative length to Hole 2.
13/3/188 - One of only 2 Par 3s of Back nine, fairly easy.
14/5/511 - Green surrounded by water, an overhit shot will result in drop ball. Stream also cuts Hole 14.
15/3/177 - Relatively short, but difficulty of hole is high. From tee, players are adviced not to hit a long shot, but instead hit the ball short. Fairway swings left, then back right. Adventurous players might try the long tee shot for the ace.
16/4/327 - Stream which cut 4 previous holes cuts its final hole here.
17/4/322
18/4/283
Back 9/37/3141
Course/72/6249 yards

Course Record: Course has never been used before.
Playoff Hole Suggested: Hole 2

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PLAYERS
Name D I S R P N Country
Binro Arisi 9 7 5 5 5 5 Kaze Progressa
Aeuwal Mihik 6 8 7 5 6 4 Kaze Progressa
Clinib Taritoz 4 5 7 7 8 5 Kaze Progressa
Veirk Boliut 5 6 6 5 7 7 Kaze Progressa
Kineskini Filatov 8 7 5 3 6 6 The Holy Saints
Tomas Sunderkin 6 8 6 6 3 6 The Holy Saints
Thynk Muller 7 7 6 5 5 5 The Holy Saints
Christophe Loiselle 8 5 5 7 3 7 The Holy Saints
Edward RedBeard 10 7 7 4 6 2 Jiggady
Sir Louis Drake 5 8 6 4 7 6 Jiggady
Martha Bowater 7 4 5 6 9 5 Jiggady
Nick Claw 9 7 5 3 7 5 Liverpool England
Paul Charleston 8 8 4 5 6 5 Liverpool England
Trevor Franken 8 5 5 5 8 5 Liverpool England
Johnathan Green 10 9 5 4 10 1 Grand master Mark**
Archy Kimpling 7 10 1 4 10 2 Grand master Mark
David Fernson 7 10 3 10 4 1 Grand master Mark
Gramil Dovichof 7 10 1 4 3 10 Grand master Mark
Tiger Forest 9 5 5 5 7 5 Total n Utter Insanity
Ernie Eels 5 8 7 6 5 5 Total n Utter Insanity
DJ Sing 5 5 6 5 9 6 Total n Utter Insanity
Nick Waldo 4 6 5 8 5 8 Total n Utter Insanity
Tino Aspriya 7 8 5 2 8 6 Pablicosta
Terry Grown 10 7 4 5 6 4 Pablicosta
John Green 5 7 7 4 7 6 Pablicosta
Ken Belmore 7 6 4 6 10 3 The Belmore Family
Phyllis Belmore 6 6 5 7 9 2 The Belmore Family
Will Edwards 6 7 3 7 10 3 The Belmore Family
Rowan McLean 3 6 3 6 10 8 The Belmore Family
Ace Anderson 5 6 5 8 7 5 Euroslavia
Katie Doyle 3 8 5 7 4 8 Euroslavia

**over limit
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May 11/12 79* Recovery/Driving Phoenix City Masters

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*unrealistic
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I'm sure you will live through it-its NS, screw realism! Whats the point if its just going to be the masters re-run on NS? Just my $0.02. 8)

Okay then I'll move my golf course to the sun, have fun playing on it.

IC
...and in other news several Pablicostans fried to death while trying to play a round of golf on the sun.

OOC rant: To set up a course on the sun would meen you had to douse the flames first, that or get some sort of protective gear-which our people would then wear. So they wouldn't burn
Yay :lol:

nah, just use a crapload of sunscreen :)

*amused* :D

The April 19 deadline still stands. With 31 golfers and eight tournaments, it's looking like a nice little tour already. I may allow people to run two tournaments, so that the tour's a decent length - but there's already quite a lot of golfers which is encouraging.

I'm just a WC statinator like KP, I like things to be semi-realistic, even tho part of my golf course is an airport.

I've decided to allow two tournaments per nation, not one. However, additional tournaments are judged as 'secondary' tournaments, and prize funds are 30% lower than that of your primary tournament. The four-golfer limit stands.

The secondary Progressan event will be the Cheese Valley Open, at the Cheese Valley Country Club, Frizkao (par 72, key skills; driving and short game)

If you are hosting a tournament, please give the name of your tournament and course, the par for the 18 holes (typically 72, though a significant minority are par 70 or 71 and a few are par 73 or 74) and the two skills of the six above that are most useful on the course.

Polyesterhampton Open @ Polyesterhampton Bay Country Club
Par 74: Driving, nerves

James Oglethorpe Invitational @ Megalopolis City Golf Club
Par 72: Putting, recovery

Volcano Open

par 70

Skills: Short play and Nerves (you try putting over a volcano)

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TOURNAMENTS
Date Par Key Skills Name
April 20/21 71 Short Play/Putting Sport Progressa Int. Masters
April 24/25 72 Iron Play/Recovery THS International Invitational
April 27/28 71 Iron Play/Nerves Island Links International
May 1/2 72 Driving/Putting LE Masters Invitational
May 4/5 73 Driving/Iron Play GMM Manunian Masters
May 8/9 72 Recovery/Nerves Insane Open
May 11/12 79 Recovery/Driving Phoenix City Masters
May 15/16 72 Putting/Iron Play Belmorian International
72 Driving/Short Play Cheese Valley Open
74 Driving/Nerves Polyesterhampton Open
72 Putting/Recovery James Oglethorpe Invitational
70 Short Play/Nerves Volcano Open

D I S R P N Total
D X 1 1 1 1 1 5
I 1 X 0 1 1 1 4
S 1 0 X 0 1 1 3
R 1 1 0 X 1 1 4
P 1 1 1 1 X 0 4
N 1 1 1 1 0 X 4
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Brazillico's Golfers

Name: Paco Santos
Age: 20
Height: 6'5"
Weight: 215lbs
Driving: 9
Iron Play: 9
Short Game: 3
Recovery: 4
Putting: 6
Nerves: 5
This big guy is an excellent striker of the ball. As long he keeps it in the fairways and the greens, he's damn hard to beat.

Name: Phil Fortillico
Age: 37
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 170lbs
Driving: 5
Iron Play: 5
Short Game: 8
Recovery: 6
Putting: 8
Nerves: 4
Phil's got deaf touch around the greens, just as long as he can get the ball there without taking too many shots or without too much pressure, he should be fine.

Name: Junior Rivaldo
Age: 27
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 190lbs
Driving: 8
Iron Play: 4
Short Game: 4
Recovery: 4
Putting: 7
Nerves: 9
Affectonately known as "Mr Clutch", Junior has won many a tournament on the 72nd Green. If only he could play like he does on Sunday on the other three days...

Name: Tony Fellatio
Age: 29
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 195lbs
Driving: 5
Iron Play: 10
Short Game: 9
Recovery: 4
Putting: 4
Nerves: 4
Also known as "Flash", Fellatio is an absolute genius with irons in his hand. However, this guy's game suffers in every other domain.

Brazillico's Course(s)

Course: Cordova Palms Golf and Country Club
Event: Brazillico Open
Par: 71
Yards: 6382
Key Skills: Iron Play, Short Game

Only one word can describe this course; tight. Renowned for it's tiny greens, dense rough and palm lined, narrow fairways, accuracy at Cordova Palms is a must. This is a course where the wise will keep the driver in the bag for the round and the undisciplined will throw it into the woods after the first tee.

In case there's a need for a second tournament.

Course: Santalucia Golf Club
Event: Santalucia Supercup
Par: 72
Yards: 7037
Key Skills: Putting, Nerves

Known as one of Brazillico's premier coastal golf clubs, Santalucia is home to the annual Santalucia Supercup. Some of Santalucia's most poignant features are its large, wildly undulating greens, and vast, rolling fairways. Putting it in the rough isn't that big a concern at Santalucia, rather it's trying to stay out of its many, deep bunkers and the sea. Failing to do so may turn your golfing experience into a not-so-relaxing day at the beach.

PLAYERS:
President Tim Larson(Driving 5, Iron Play 6, Short Game 6, Recovery 6, Putting 6, Nerves 7)-that's right...our president is so interested in the tour that he's going to play on it himself, and he's not a bad golfer either
Mary Moore(Driving 4, Iron Play 7, Short Game 7, Recovery 4, Putting 6, Nerves 8)
Jason Carter(Driving 4, Iron Play 5, Short Game 6, Recovery 6, Putting 8, Nerves 7)-he's the brother of soccer star forward Kelly Carter Larson
Anne Toon(Driving 3, Iron Play 6, Short Game 7, Recovery 6, Putting 7, Nerves 7)


TOURNAMENT: The Praying2God Open(par 70, key skills: recovery and putting)-This course is completely made up of holes with narrow fairways lined with thick rough and dense forests, it doesn't help that there is water in play on 9 of the 18 holes and sand on just about every hole. If you're going to contend here, you're going to need to keep the ball in play and make your putts. Even par is an excellent score on this course.

Why does this sort of thing always seem to happen to me??? :oops:

Not ANOTHER triple post!!! :roll:

"I fixed my golfers stats!"

I would like to introduce the second competition to be held in GMM.

Introducing the Palace Springs open..
The course is situated outside the Empress's royal home at Tatana

It has beautiful water features...

http://silvercreekonline.com/silver-creek-valley-country-club-pictures/007-fountain_small.jpg


And great challanges.Especially the 18th hole which involves a tee off from a hill peak over a lake onto an island, this hole has never been completed. could your man the first?

http://www.wilmingtontoday.com/Graphics/Editorial/Thumbnails/WaterHazard.jpg

The is the first time the course has been used by people not related or friends with the royal family. The par is 72 and key skills are Driving and nerves. Good luck to all competitors!

Liverpool England Desert International
Par 71
Skills: Nerves, Recovery
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Hole Par
1 4
2 3
3 5
4 4
5 5
6 4
7 3
8 6
9 3
Front 9 Par 35
10 6
11 3
12 5
13 3
14 3
15 5
16 4
17 4
18 3
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DP

GOLFIN’ ‘CROSS BRAZILLICO
With your host: Tim Suarez

Tim: Hi, I’m Tim Suarez and today I’ll be playing at one of the jewels of Brazillico’s southern coast, Cordova Palms. The historic Cordova Palms was created in 1947, by W.H. Hubaloo, who thought a golf course would be a nice addition to his resort. Well, 57 short years later, Cordova Palms Golf Course is almost more of an attraction than the Hubaloo Hotel and I have to say it’s a joy and a privilege to play on such a fine course. Joining me today is the Professional at Cordova Palms, Kai Koltsov. It’s a pleasure to meet you Kai.

Kai: The pleasure’s all mine.

Tim: We’re about to tee off Cordova Palms’ first hole, care to talk about it for a bit?

Kai: Well, Cordova Palms opens up with a 417 yard par 4. 275 yards down the fairway lie two bunkers on each side of the fairway and it’s a 300 yard carry to clear them.

Tim: It doesn’t look too wide around those bunkers.

Kai: It’s only 11 yards wide, so many players elect to use a 3-wood or 2-iron to lay up before.

Tim: Alright Kai, well I’ll let you tee it up and show me how it’s done.

Kai pulls out a two-iron and smokes one down the center of the fairway, leaving himself with about 150 yards to the hole. Tim elects to use a 3-wood for his drive and hooks it into the rough, about at the same height of Kai’s ball.

Tim: This rough is deep! I can barely see my ball.

Kai: That’s correct. One of the features of Cordova Palms is that it challenges the player to keep it in the fairway. Finding yourself in the second cut often spells bogey or worse.

Tim: Well I like the line I have to the pin, so I’m gonna try to run it up to the hole.

Kai: I’d really recommend that you laid up.

Tim takes a swing at the ball, hits it fat and the ball flies about 30 yards into the fairway bunker straight ahead of him.

Tim: Right you were.

Skipping ahead to the 6th hole…

Tim: Now Kai, this has to be the signature hole on this course. A short little 140 yard par 3 with three deep bunkers guarding a false-fronted green and the sea in the background.

Kai: Yes, this is definitely one of the most picturesque holes on the course, but don’t be fooled by its length or it’s beauty, it’s a real bitch.

Tim: Yeah, for a seaside course, we don’t really get to see much of the sea.

Kai: Very true, Mr. Hubaloo wanted to maintain the coastline for the rest and relaxation of the tourists. That’s why only three holes find themselves on the coast and that’s what gives Cordova Pines that real inland feel.

Tim: Well you have the honour, how about you show us how it’s done?

Kai steps up and knocks a high 8-iron up in the air, the ball lands 20 feet from the pin and spins back a bit towards the hole.

Tim: Nice shot, let’s see if I can get inside that.

Tim pulls out his 7-iron and hits the ball up in the air.

Tim: Get up!

The balls lands on the fringe and funnels back down the false front. After the ball has stopped moving, the ball finds itself thirty yards from the pin.

Tim: We’ll cut that from the show? Yeah. I think so.

Flashing forward to the eleventh.

Tim: We’ve just made the turn and find ourselves facing the Par 5 11th. This hole is only 512 yards from the back tees, but let me tell you, it looks a lot longer than that.

Kai: As most Brazillicans knows, Cordova was built upon many hills. Right now, we’re going up on of them.

Tim: Exactly how far up is the green from where we’re standing?

Kai: The green is 112 feet above the back tees.

Tim: So it’s no small feet to reach this par 5 in two?

Kai: Not at all, the green is only eighteen paces wide and is hidden by a sharp dogleg left and a grove of palms. The popular play here is to lay it up to the end of the dogleg, 50 yards away, and just pitch it onto the green from there, although some of the longer hitters may be able to just fly the ball onto the green.

Tim: Well let’s see what all the fuss is about, Kai, you still have the honours.

Kai smokes a long, high fade, about 300 yards down the fairway. Tim also chooses driver, and puts it about 285 yards down the fairway in the first cut.

Tim: Watch this as I hit this challenging green in two.

Tim takes out his five-wood and slugs it for everything he’s got. It’s solidly hit, but hits a palm tree square on and settles down in the grove.

Tim: I bet it’s a hard up and down from there.

Kai: Sure is, that’s Out of Bounds.

Tim: What!? Those pine trees were right in between me and the green and I was lined up on the right side of the fairway.

Kai: That’s why the popular play is to lay up.

And finally, to the 18th hole.

Tim: Well this is simply a majestic closing hole, a 430 yard Par 4 with Lake Morenz on the left and dense brush in the right. We’ve both been fortuitous enough to place our tee shots in the fairway and now we’re going to try to put it on the green with water to the left and front of it. Kai, is that cobblestone I see around the green by the water?

Kai: Indeed, all the fairways and greens at Cordova Palms on the shore of Lake Morenz are elevated above the water by two feet thanks to stonewalls. It eliminates the chance of someone getting lucky and skipping one across the water and onto dry land.

Tim: Well there go my chances. Winks at camera.

Tim pulls out the six-iron and plays a fantastic shot, landing it in the centre of the green, 15 feet away from the cup.

Kai: Splendid shot!

Tim: Thanks! I knew I’d hit at least one all round.

Kai shoots a high, draw into the green, placing it almost in an identical place as Tim’s, just two inches closer to the cup. Both would go on to two-putt their balls and shake hands.

Tim: Well Kai, it’s been a lot of fun. Thanks for showing me around your lovely course.

Kai: It was a blast for me too. Now how about we head over to the clubhouse so you can pay me that steak dinner?

Tim: *Forced laughter*Uhhh.. what?

Kai: Remember at the beginning of the round, you said we were playing for lunch, and I believe my 73 bests your 92.

Tim: Haha, yeah. Look! Someone’s trying to steal one of the stones from that wall!

Kai turns around to see what the commotion is about.

Tim: SCATTER!

Tim and the camera man jog towards the BSN van, jump in and cheese it; leaving behind a fun day of golf, loads of great memories and a hungry Kai behind at Cordova Palms.

Beaubien Scenic Coast Open
Par 70
Skills: Short Game, Driving
Situated on the protected and undeveloped Beaubien Scenic Coast, stretching from Alnwick to west of Arms of Nobles on Kingsford Southern Coast, this beautiful tournament is held at the Alfred Beaubien Memorial Club. The only development on this beautiful stretch of land, this course has a grant from the National parks Comission issued in 1995. Though the scenery will be distracting, this course tests short game, driving.



The Cup of Cups
Par: 73
Skills: Nerves, Putting
The Cup of Cups is held on the most challenging course in all of the Emerald Heights, possibly the world. Rooftop Urban Club of Northern City gets it's name from it's unique course. Navigate the rooftops of the biggest city on the Southern Island, Northern City while golfing. You must have nerves of pure steel and a good hand with a putter to make your way through this taxing, devastating, and gut wrenching course, that puts an extreme edge on Golfing.

(OOC: I hope that's realistic, I just wanted to be original)



Golfers:
Carl Lavalais
D: 10
IP: 6
SG: 5
R: 4
P: 5
N: 6

The Cup of Cups
Par: 77
Skills: Nerves, Putting
The Cup of Cups is held on the most challenging course in all of the Emerald Heights, possibly the world. Rooftop Urban Club of Northern City gets it's name from it's unique course. Navigate the rooftops of the biggest city on the Southern Island, Northern City while golfing. You must have nerves of pure steel and a good hand with a putter to make your way through this taxing, devastating, and gut wrenching course, that puts an extreme edge on Golfing.

(OOC: I hope that's realistic, I just wanted to be original)

Sorry, that isn't realistic. It is extremely rare to find a par 73, and I can't remember ever seeing anything higher. It was a creative idea though.

But it is a Par 73! :wink:

But it is a Par 73! :wink:

:roll:

That joke was too lame to be called corny. It would probably even cause a King :wink: to throw out his court jester, if not behead him, or at least send him into exhile in Kingschevy :lol: . Okay, I'll admit that that attempt at a joke was just as lame as your attempt, but I never have been able to tell a joke. I get more laughs for saying that I'm not funny than I do for any joke I tell.

The Socialist Union of Kerla will host the Kerlan Sun Championship. It is a 71 par and the skills needed are short play and recovery.

The tour's opening has been delayed a week. Signups are now closed.

Schedule:

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TOURNAMENTS
Date Par Key Skills Name
April 27/28 71 Short Play/Putting Sport Progressa Int. Masters
May 1/2 72 Iron Play/Recovery THS International Invitational
May 4/5 71 Iron Play/Nerves Island Links International
May 8/9 72 Driving/Putting LE Masters Invitational
May 11/12 73 Driving/Iron Play GMM Manunian Masters
May 15/16 72 Recovery/Nerves Insane Open
May 18/19 79 Recovery/Driving Phoenix City Masters
May 22/23 72 Putting/Iron Play Belmorian International
May 25/26 72 Driving/Short Play Cheese Valley Open *
May 29/30 74 Driving/Nerves Polyesterhampton Open
June 1/2 72 Putting/Recovery James Oglethorpe Invitational *
June 5/6 70 Short Play/Nerves Volcano Open *
June 8/9 71 Iron Play/Short Game Brazillico Open
June 12/13 72 Putting/Nerves Santa Lucia Supercup *
June 15/16 70 Recovery/Putting Praying2God Open
June 19/20 72 Driving/Nerves Palace Springs Open *
June 22/23 71 Nerves/Recovery Liverpool England Desert International *
June 26/27 70 Short Game/Driving Beaubien Scenic Coast Open
June 29/30 73 Nerves/Putting The Cup of Cups *
July 3/4 71 Short Play/Recovery Kerlan Sun Championship
July 6/7 71 Short Play/Putting TnUI Crazy Golf Open *

* denotes a secondary tournament; if you wish to swap your primary and secondary tournaments, please post in the thread. Remember the secondary tournament has 30% less prize money (after the application of economy modifiers as described on the first post).[/code:1:e35c8a4c4d]

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[July 3/4]
D I S R P N Total
D X 1 1 1 1 2 6
I 1 X 1 1 1 1 5
S 1 1 X 1 1 1 5
R 1 1 1 X 2 1 6
P 1 1 1 2 X 2 7
N 2 1 1 1 2 X 7
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PLAYERS - UPDATED [40]
Name D I S R P N Country
Binro Arisi 9 7 5 5 5 5 Kaze Progressa
Aeuwal Mihik 6 8 7 5 6 4 Kaze Progressa
Clinib Taritoz 4 5 7 7 8 5 Kaze Progressa
Veirk Boliut 5 6 6 5 7 7 Kaze Progressa
Kineskini Filatov 8 7 5 3 6 6 The Holy Saints
Tomas Sunderkin 6 8 6 6 3 6 The Holy Saints
Thynk Muller 7 7 6 5 5 5 The Holy Saints
Christophe Loiselle 8 5 5 7 3 7 The Holy Saints
Edward RedBeard 10 7 7 4 6 2 Jiggady
Sir Louis Drake 5 8 6 4 7 6 Jiggady
Martha Bowater 7 4 5 6 9 5 Jiggady
Nick Claw 9 7 5 3 7 5 Liverpool England
Paul Charleston 8 8 4 5 6 5 Liverpool England
Trevor Franken 8 5 5 5 8 5 Liverpool England
Johnathan Green 10 9 3 3 10 1 Grand master Mark
Archy Kimpling 7 10 3 4 10 2 Grand master Mark
David Fernson 7 10 4 10 4 1 Grand master Mark
Gramil Dovichof 7 10 2 4 3 10 Grand master Mark
Tiger Forest 9 5 5 5 7 5 Total n Utter Insanity
Ernie Eels 5 8 7 6 5 5 Total n Utter Insanity
DJ Sing 5 5 6 5 9 6 Total n Utter Insanity
Nick Waldo 4 6 5 8 5 8 Total n Utter Insanity
Tino Aspriya 7 8 5 2 8 6 Pablicosta
Terry Grown 10 7 4 5 6 4 Pablicosta
John Green 5 7 7 4 7 6 Pablicosta
Ken Belmore 7 6 4 6 10 3 The Belmore Family
Phyllis Belmore 6 6 5 7 9 2 The Belmore Family
Will Edwards 6 7 3 7 10 3 The Belmore Family
Rowan McLean 3 6 3 6 10 8 The Belmore Family
Ace Anderson 5 6 5 8 7 5 Euroslavia
Katie Doyle 3 8 5 7 4 8 Euroslavia
Tony Fellatio 5 10 9 4 4 4 Brazillico
Junior Rivaldo 8 4 4 4 7 9 Brazillico
Phil Fortillico 5 5 8 6 8 4 Brazillico
Paco Santos 9 9 3 4 6 5 Brazillico
Tim Larson 5 6 6 6 6 7 Praying2God
Mary Moore 4 7 7 4 6 8 Praying2God
Jason Carter 4 5 6 6 8 7 Praying2God
Anne Toon 3 6 7 6 7 7 Praying2God
Carl Lavalais 10 6 5 4 5 6 Kingsford
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TnUI Crazy Golf Course [Putting/Shortplay]

[code:1:5b3f137fc4]Scorecard [Par 71]

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 Out
Yards 5 4 4 6 4 4 5 5 3 40
Par 4 3 3 5 4 4 5 4 3 35

Hole 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 In
Yards 5 4 7 5 4 5 5 4 3 42
Par 4 4 5 4 3 4 4 4 4 36

Total Distance 82[/code:1:5b3f137fc4]

[code:1:5b3f137fc4]Course Record 54 [-17] Set by DJ Sing

Hole 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 Out
Score 3 3 2 3 3 2 3 3 3 25
Par 4 3 3 5 4 4 5 4 3 35

Hole 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 In
Score 4 4 3 4 1 3 4 4 2 29
Par 4 4 5 4 3 4 4 4 4 36[/code:1:5b3f137fc4]

*amused* That'll be a great finish to the season :)

Schedule edited.

[code:1:e8440aad44]SPORT PROGRESSA INTERNATIONAL MASTERS
Gateway Bay Links, Taqizerr. Par 71. Prize fund $900,000.

Phyllis Belmore 66 67 133
Will Edwards 66 69 135
Edward RedBeard 68 67 135
Ken Belmore 68 68 136
John Green 68 68 136
Sir Louis Drake 69 69 138
Johnathan Green 69 69 138
Thynk Muler 68 70 138
Kineskini Filatos 68 70 138
Tino Aspriya 70 68 138
Tiger Forest 68 71 139
Nick Claw 69 70 139
Anne Toon 70 69 139
Tony Fellatio 70 70 140
Ace Anderson 71 69 140
Clinib Taritoz 68 72 140
Aeuwal Mihik 69 71 140
Gramil Dovichof 70 71 141
Rowan McLean 69 72 141
Jason Carter 71 71 142
Nick Waldo 71 71 142
Ernie Eels 74 68 142
Tim Larson 71 72 143
Junior Rivaldo 71 72 143
Carl Lavalais 72 71 143
Martha Bowater 70 74 144
Paul Charleston 69 75 144
Paco Santos 75 69 144
DJ Sing 72 72 144
Trevor Franken 72 72 144
Archy Kimpling 74 70 144
Phil Fortillico 70 74 144
Tomas Sunderkin 74 71 145
Mary Moore 73 73 146
Veirk Boliut 74 72 146
Terry Grown 75 71 146
Christophe Loiselle74 72 146
David Fernson 73 74 147
Binro Arisi 72 75 147
Katie Doyle 72 76 148[/code:1:e8440aad44]

*tag so I can know when the next thing starts*

FINAL RESULTS

[code:1:ac5b5d29ea]1 Will Edwards 66 69 67 68 270 $150,000.00
2 Phyllis Belmore 66 67 67 71 271 $99,990.00
3 Edward RedBeard 68 67 69 69 273 $56,340.00
4 Tino Aspriya 70 68 68 69 275 $45,000.00
5 John Green 68 68 72 68 276 $38,160.00
6 Aeuwal Mihik 69 71 69 68 277 $31,500.00
7 Ken Belmore 68 68 73 69 278 $27,000.00
8 Thynk Muler 68 70 71 70 279 $22,500.00
9 Nick Claw 69 70 72 69 280 $17,550.00
9 Clinib Taritoz 68 72 73 67 280 $17,550.00
9 Jason Carter 71 71 70 68 280 $17,550.00
9 Sir Louis Drake 69 69 74 68 280 $17,550.00
13 Tony Fellatio 70 70 73 68 281 $13,830.00
13 Kineskini Filatos 68 70 70 73 281 $13,830.00
13 Paul Charleston 69 75 68 69 281 $13,830.00
16 Tiger Forest 68 71 71 72 282 $11,902.50
16 Ace Anderson 71 69 68 74 282 $11,902.50
16 Paco Santos 75 69 68 70 282 $11,902.50
16 Archy Kimpling 74 70 66 72 282 $11,902.50
20 Johnathan Green 69 69 73 72 283 $10,327.50
20 Phil Fortillico 70 74 72 67 283 $10,327.50
20 Junior Rivaldo 71 72 70 70 283 $10,327.50
20 Anne Toon 70 69 69 75 283 $10,327.50
24 Martha Bowater 70 74 68 72 284 $9,495.00
24 Ernie Eels 74 68 74 68 284 $9,495.00
26 Gramil Dovichof 70 71 71 75 287 $8,820.00
26 DJ Sing 72 72 72 71 287 $8,820.00
26 Rowan McLean 69 72 71 75 287 $8,820.00
29 Christophe Loiselle 74 72 72 70 288 $8,280.00
30 Veirk Boliut 74 72 74 69 289 $7,563.75
30 Terry Grown 75 71 68 75 289 $7,563.75
30 Carl Lavalais 72 71 74 72 289 $7,563.75
30 Tim Larson 71 72 73 73 289 $7,563.75
34 David Fernson 73 74 72 71 290 $6,930.00
35 Nick Waldo 71 71 73 76 291 $6,660.00
35 Binro Arisi 72 75 75 69 291 $6,660.00
37 Tomas Sunderkin 74 71 75 73 293 $6,210.00
37 Trevor Franken 72 72 74 75 293 $6,210.00
37 Katie Doyle 72 76 74 71 293 $6,210.00
40 Mary Moore 73 73 75 73 294 $5,850.00


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2 For The Price of 1!

Brazillico Golf Review
An OK Start to the tour for Brazillicans

The Sport Progressa International Masters kicked off the NationStates Golf Tour and all Brazillicans got off to a solid start, with all four players on tour cracking the top 20. That being said, no one really had a breakout tournament as no one cracked the top 10.

Brazillico's best in Taquizerr was Tony Fellatio, who used a big Sunday to launch up the leaderboard. Tony began the final round at even par, but a solid back nine thanks to some flawless putting saw him snake up to -3 by days end, landing him in a tie for 13th.

Another Brazillican who got off to a slow start but eventually found his legs was Paco Santos. Paco had the worst round of all of everyone on Thursday with a +4(75), but came back with three rounds under par to put himself in the thick of things. By tournament's end, some strong ball striking saw Paco finish in a tie for 16th.

Bringing up the rear for Brazillican was Phil Fortillico and Junior Rivaldo[/b]. After a rather lacklustre start to the tournament, Phil put up a -4(67) on the final day. Phil thought the Gateway Bay Links really matched his eye, and showed what he was capable of on the final day. On the flipside of the coin, Junior Rivaldo was the portrait of consistancy, never straying +/-1 for the round for every day. Both men finished in 20th and got wallets which got heavier by $10,327.50.

THS INTERNATIONAL INVITATIONAL
Prize fund $900,000

Apologises for lack of formatting.

Martha Bowater 68 69 137
Aeuwal Mihik 69 69 138
Archy Kimpling 70 68 138
Tim Larson 70 69 139
David Fernson 72 69 141
Rowan McLean 71 70 141
Paco Santos 72 69 141
Trevor Franken 70 72 142
DJ Sing 73 69 142
Phyllis Belmore 73 69 142
Ace Anderson 73 69 142
Nick Waldo 71 71 142
Tony Fellatio 71 71 142
Tino Aspriya 74 69 143
Paul Charleston 71 72 143
Phil Fortillico 69 74 143
Will Edwards 69 75 144
John Green 69 75 144
Junior Rivaldo 73 71 144
Ernie Eels 73 71 144
Edward RedBeard 70 75 145
Ken Belmore 72 74 146
Jason Carter 71 75 146
Carl Lavalais 73 73 146
Thynk Muler 72 74 146
Sir Louis Drake 76 70 146
Terry Grown 76 71 147
Clinib Taritoz 72 75 147
Veirk Boliut 75 72 147
Tomas Sunderkin 72 75 147
Binro Arisi 72 75 147
Tiger Forest 76 71 147
Johnathan Green 74 73 147
Gramil Dovichof 75 73 148
Mary Moore 76 75 151
Anne Toon 76 75 151
Katie Doyle 75 77 152
Nick Claw 76 76 152
Christophe Loiselle 76 76 152
Kineskini Filatos 76 77 153

Good round for Tony and John, but Terry suffers from a slight elbow problem, putting him in a secure 30th position.

1 Martha Bowater 68 69 69 71 277 $150,000.00
2 Phyllis Belmore 73 69 69 70 281 $78,165.00
2 Nick Waldo 71 71 70 69 281 $78,165.00
4 Paul Charleston 71 72 67 72 282 $45,000.00
5 Paco Santos 72 69 68 74 283 $29,790.00
5 Junior Rivaldo 73 71 68 71 283 $29,790.00
5 Archy Kimpling 70 68 70 75 283 $29,790.00
5 Aeuwal Mihik 69 69 72 73 283 $29,790.00
9 Tim Larson 70 69 71 74 284 $20,160.00
10 Carl Lavalais 73 73 71 68 285 $16,132.50
10 Will Edwards 69 75 73 68 285 $16,132.50
10 Phil Fortillico 69 74 68 74 285 $16,132.50
10 Ernie Eels 73 71 72 69 285 $16,132.50
14 Binro Arisi 72 75 70 69 286 $14,490.00
15 Edward RedBeard 70 75 73 69 287 $13,770.00
16 Tino Aspriya 74 69 74 71 288 $12,150.00
16 Clinib Taritoz 72 75 68 73 288 $12,150.00
16 Ace Anderson 73 69 76 70 288 $12,150.00
19 DJ Sing 73 69 73 74 289 $11,160.00
20 Christophe Loiselle 76 76 69 69 290 $10,470.00
20 David Fernson 72 69 76 73 290 $10,470.00
20 Tony Fellatio 71 71 74 74 290 $10,470.00
23 Rowan McLean 71 70 75 76 292 $9,630.00
23 Sir Louis Drake 76 70 73 73 292 $9,630.00
23 Mary Moore 76 75 72 69 292 $9,630.00
26 Trevor Franken 70 72 77 74 293 $8,820.00
26 Jason Carter 71 75 74 73 293 $8,820.00
26 Tiger Forest 76 71 71 75 293 $8,820.00
29 Terry Grown 76 71 73 74 294 $8,280.00
30 Thynk Muler 72 74 75 74 295 $7,792.50
30 Anne Toon 76 75 71 73 295 $7,792.50
32 Tomas Sunderkin 72 75 75 74 296 $7,200.00
32 Johnathan Green 74 73 73 76 296 $7,200.00
32 Veirk Boliut 75 72 75 74 296 $7,200.00
35 Nick Claw 76 76 72 73 297 $6,660.00
35 Katie Doyle 75 77 72 73 297 $6,660.00
37 John Green 69 75 77 77 298 $6,210.00
37 Ken Belmore 72 74 76 76 298 $6,210.00
37 Gramil Dovichof 75 73 74 76 298 $6,210.00
40 Kineskini Filatos 76 77 75 73 301 $5,850.00

1 Phyllis Belmore $178,155.00
2 Will Edwards $166,132.50
3 Martha Bowater $159,495.00
4 Nick Waldo $84,825.00
5 Edward RedBeard $70,110.00
6 Aeuwal Mihik $61,290.00
7 Paul Charleston $58,830.00
8 Tino Aspriya $57,150.00
9 John Green $44,370.00
10 Paco Santos $41,692.50
10 Archy Kimpling $41,692.50
12 Junior Rivaldo $40,117.50
13 Ken Belmore $33,210.00
14 Thynk Muler $30,292.50
15 Clinib Taritoz $29,700.00
16 Tim Larson $27,723.75
17 Sir Louis Drake $27,180.00
18 Phil Fortillico $26,460.00
19 Jason Carter $26,370.00
20 Ernie Eels $25,627.50
21 Tony Fellatio $24,300.00
22 Nick Claw $24,210.00
23 Ace Anderson $24,052.50
24 Carl Lavalais $23,696.25
25 Binro Arisi $21,150.00
26 Tiger Forest $20,722.50
27 DJ Sing $19,980.00
28 Kineskini Filatos $19,680.00
29 Christophe Loiselle $18,750.00
30 Rowan McLean $18,450.00
31 Anne Toon $18,120.00
32 Johnathan Green $17,527.50
33 David Fernson $17,400.00
34 Terry Grown $15,843.75
35 Mary Moore $15,480.00
36 Gramil Dovichof $15,030.00
36 Trevor Franken $15,030.00
38 Veirk Boliut $14,763.75
39 Tomas Sunderkin $13,410.00
40 Katie Doyle $12,870.00

This double post is used to inform you that there ARE roleplay bonuses on the Tour, so get RPing :)

Next event: Island Links Invitational, May 4/5, provisional prize fund: $720,000.

I'm confused.

If you're confused at the prize money, it's all explained on the first post. Jiggady at present has a Fair economy (or did when I checked), so the bonus is +20% from that listed on the link (which has a total prize fund of €600,000, which is then turned into $ for the purpose of this tour).

Nick Waldo was on stunning form going under par in all four rounds to claim joint second with tour leader Phyllis Belmore.

Nick Waldo: "I got off to a great start during the final round, birdies on second, fourth and fifth really set me off charging up the leader board. I was a bit unlucky at the 10th when I landed in the bunker and ended up getting a double bogie. I managed to get the early momentum back on the final holes though, birdying the 16th, 17th and just missing out on the 18th by a couple of inches. I’m glad I managed a good showing because there are a couple of tough events coming up for me. I just need to keep on the top of my game."

oh.... crap... i totally forgot about this.... fahn.... i dont think i would have had time for it anywho... well, at least you played my course!! :P

OOC: Reminding KP that I won't RP so much so soon, due to exams.

ISLAND LINKS INVITATIONAL (par 71)
Owing to forum stupidity, final results only.

Veirk Boliut 67 68 69 72 276 $120,000.00
John Green 74 68 68 67 277 $62,532.00
Junior Rivaldo 68 70 68 71 277 $62,532.00
Tino Aspriya 73 69 67 69 278 $30,576.00
Sir Louis Drake 69 72 70 67 278 $30,576.00
Tony Fellatio 68 67 73 70 278 $30,576.00
Ken Belmore 70 73 68 68 279 $18,576.00
Thynk Muler 71 68 71 69 279 $18,576.00
Nick Claw 74 70 68 67 279 $18,576.00
Johnathan Green 69 71 72 68 280 $13,344.00
Kineskini Filatos 74 67 70 69 280 $13,344.00
Anne Toon 69 68 68 75 280 $13,344.00
Phil Fortillico 69 70 72 71 282 $11,304.00
Carl Lavalais 67 69 72 74 282 $11,304.00
Tomas Sunderkin 73 74 68 68 283 $10,152.00
Aeuwal Mihik 69 75 68 71 283 $10,152.00
Tim Larson 70 71 68 74 283 $10,152.00
DJ Sing 72 70 72 70 284 $8,668.80
Rowan McLean 73 71 71 69 284 $8,668.80
Paco Santos 73 67 71 73 284 $8,668.80
Gramil Dovichof 68 72 71 73 284 $8,668.80
Tiger Forest 68 73 69 74 284 $8,668.80
Edward RedBeard 73 70 68 74 285 $7,920.00
Terry Grown 70 68 75 73 286 $7,704.00
Will Edwards 72 71 72 72 287 $7,056.00
Jason Carter 72 68 74 73 287 $7,056.00
Binro Arisi 73 71 71 72 287 $7,056.00
Trevor Franken 73 71 71 72 287 $7,056.00
Paul Charleston 74 68 75 70 287 $7,056.00
Christophe Loiselle 70 75 73 70 288 $6,051.00
Katie Doyle 74 73 72 69 288 $6,051.00
Archy Kimpling 71 74 74 69 288 $6,051.00
Nick Waldo 74 69 70 75 288 $6,051.00
Martha Bowater 71 70 76 72 289 $5,472.00
Mary Moore 70 73 72 74 289 $5,472.00
Phyllis Belmore 69 75 72 74 290 $5,184.00
Ace Anderson 74 70 72 74 290 $5,184.00
Ernie Eels 73 69 75 74 291 $4,968.00
David Fernson 71 75 74 76 296 $4,752.00
Clinib Taritoz 74 72 76 74 296 $4,752.00

MONEY LIST
1 Phyllis Belmore $182,475.00
2 Will Edwards $172,012.50
3 Martha Bowater $164,055.00
4 Veirk Boliut $134,763.75
5 John Green $96,480.00
6 Junior Rivaldo $92,227.50
7 Nick Waldo $89,867.50
8 Tino Aspriya $82,630.00
9 Edward RedBeard $76,710.00
10 Aeuwal Mihik $69,750.00
11 Paul Charleston $64,710.00
12 Sir Louis Drake $52,660.00
13 Tony Fellatio $49,780.00
14 Paco Santos $48,916.50
15 Ken Belmore $48,690.00
16 Archy Kimpling $46,735.00
17 Thynk Muler $45,772.50
18 Nick Claw $39,690.00
19 Tim Larson $36,183.75
20 Phil Fortillico $35,880.00
21 Clinib Taritoz $33,660.00
22 Carl Lavalais $33,116.25
23 Jason Carter $32,250.00
24 Kineskini Filatos $30,800.00
25 Ernie Eels $30,595.50
26 Anne Toon $29,240.00
27 Johnathan Green $28,647.50
28 Ace Anderson $28,372.50
29 Tiger Forest $27,946.50
30 DJ Sing $27,204.00
31 Binro Arisi $27,030.00
32 Rowan McLean $25,674.00
33 Christophe Loiselle $23,792.50
34 Terry Grown $22,263.75
35 Gramil Dovichof $22,254.00
36 Tomas Sunderkin $21,870.00
37 David Fernson $21,360.00
38 Trevor Franken $20,910.00
39 Mary Moore $20,040.00
40 Katie Doyle $17,912.50

Forum stupidity well illustrated there. Goddamn double posts.

Ernie Eels suffered his biggest disappointment to date with 3 rounds over par finishing on a whooping +7, 15 shots behind the winner.

Ernie Eels: I really don't want to talk about it. Everything that could go wrong did. I've spent more time in the water than on the fairway. I just want to go home and forget this ever happened.

"Yes Nancy, I am quite pleased with my perfomance so far in the world golf tour. Being third on the money list is a total shock to me, with the calliber of players that are in the field. But I have been playing with determination, I am out here to show the world that women can play and can compete with the men."

"Sir Louis Drake, what do you have to say about your play?"

"Nancy, I feel that I have been playing slightly below my usual capabilities but whatever happens I say let it be. I am quite pleased with my performance at the recent match in Jiggady, sure I have been playing the course for years and was on the commitee to designe it but I feel that there was an even playing field all around. I am most happy to see how well all of the players from Jiggady are doing in the tournament, even Edward RedBeard has managed to keep his temper in check to play at a moderate level."

"And finally today, any comments from you Mr. RedBeard? I know your play has been up and down as usuall."

"Arrrrg, well Nancy I feel that I am in a fine position thusfar in the tournament. As long as I keep my emotions in check and dont get kicked out of any matches I have a good feeling about the rest of the year."

"Well thank you all for joining us today on the JNN special presentation of the NS World Golf Tour, good luck to all of you when the tournament picks up again."

Apologises for not generating results lately - lack of RPing and forum cooperation have ruined things...

[tag for next event results]