NationStates Jolt Archive


SPAMMER Alert! "Prodigal Fenian/Spreadtheword"

05-04-2004, 07:53
We need a mod to stop this nation from spamming as it seems they are going all over posting this stuff.

They wrote this in our forum in Fark and most other regions, lets get the mods to put a stop to it, there is a post about it in the moderator forum too.

This is the spam they are leaving!

"spreadtheword/prodigal fenian" wrote:

"The Corrupt and vicious mods have stifled my freedom of speech, so I have taken my message of love all throughout the NS world.

Check the thread "the oppression of Prodigal Fenian" in the moderator forum. Spread this speech throughout Nationstates! Rally around the cause of righteousness!

Offical Statement from the desk of the inimitable Prodigal Fenian

Dear NS players, corrupt mods, wellwishers, enemies of the state,

Since coming to Nationstates I have made it the dynamic game that is through my debonaire persona and brilliant exploits.

Only those who are clearly living in the gutter cannot see the greatness that my nation in its many incarnations possess.

I am the sane one, for you are all insane!

Why do I continue to haunt Nationstates, what is my modus operandi? I enjoy how the mortals of the world cannot comprehend the triumph of an individuals great will, and I love seeing the borish and backwards mentality of mob rule in practice, with the mods pretending to uphold some supposed virtue and honour in this online game, which is a total joke. I love how silly threats are issued towards me for no reason, I enjoy enlivening the senses and thrilling the imaginations of the vacant slates that are your intellects.

I mind my own business with the mods, rarely if ever telegramming them as I am not some coward that telegrams the mods when I have a problem. The nanny state culture that is fostered here by these paternalisitc mods is disturbing, and big brother here rewards those who cannot take care of their own problems but those who go and rat people out for supposed infractions. If we look at my record, I am innocent of all charges, and have not been a "problem" player, it's only when the overbearing mods have challenged the concordat of free men and women we have here that I feel the need to strike at the heart of this injustice, as I am comparable to Robin Hood, Napoleon, The Waffle King (he's a giant waffle with a fork), Nebechenezar, Sheherazade, Porky Pig, and Teddy Roosevelt, all giants in their own right.

Just because others lack talent and attempt to stifle me and others who are dynamic and men and women of will is not reason enough to go on this witchunt against me. In fact our investigation includes that the mods are part of the illumnati, and other plots to foster one world government, but that is neither here nor there, what we all know is that anyone that supports them in their illegal actions against me and my wellwishers is that they are in league with the devil, or devils, and also supporters of of the anti-waffle king factions of yore, that are still around to this very day even though we thought we lost them on the way to dutch curacao many years before.

As for the many personas stated before, ES, PF, etc they are all independent of one another, as when one dies the other springs from the earth as nature always has a way of righting the wrongs and obtaining justice for her fallen children, so clearly these great nations must be based on their own merit and not the deeds of the last ones as they are completely different. No justice, no peace is the slogan for our campaign, and at the end we are confident that Max Barry himself will write books about PF/eire and the other members of the gang of god in their holy fight against evil. These books will sell more than Lord of the rings, and the film versions shall gross more than Star wars.

This shoot on sight order by the mods is yet another reminder of the insanity, sheer evil we are up against here. Only the british in northern ireland have a sos order, shoot on sight, which is against all forms of International law. It is funny that these mods claim to make the rules, and stifle democracy etc, running this world with an iron fist, when without the players, especially vibrant and dynamic ones, this game would be just a bunch of overweight fanatics who banned one another for percieved slights, meaning it would be all mods. So this game is all of ours, and we must respect one anothers right to live freely, and people must start taking care of their own problems instead of running to these overbearing mods who are acting like tyrants, this is the pathetic and cowardly thing to do, but we all seemingly have to do this as the current culture of the game fostered by these trogolodyte mods makes this imperative, and a neccessity.

Everyone looks forward to the next monkeyshines PF and those holy entities that are spawned from his beautific loins shall be thrust into in the Nationstates world, but the mods who are seemingly attempting to squeeze the life blood out of this formerly dynamic game have made it entirely devoid of all charm, as their slackjawed minions with their banal opinions on this very thread suggest.

It's high time that Mr. Barry recognizes the inherent greatness of PF, and either allows the demigod to wander freely without scurrilous mod intervention, or takes the logical step of making PF or Eire a mod. Only these steps will come close to healing the pyshic wounds inflicted on the nations of light by the forces of darkness and evil!

In short, we'd like to say that in real life we are great people as we are in this game, and do not make a habit of doing this sort of thing, it's just the fight of good vs evil draws us back to the good fight each time.

No justice, no peace ! "
The Holy Saints
05-04-2004, 08:02
this should be posted in the moderation section...