NationStates Jolt Archive


Republic of Caffinated States percolates into being

Aaros
02-04-2004, 23:53
Just as a small note to anyone interested, the "Republic of Caffinated States" has finished brewing in Nationstates, admission is available to all based on one rule: no cone drip coffee shall be bastardized with milk, creme, sugar or soy.

World Factbook Entry: The RCS is a small group of indepentent nations which acknowledge the existence of a greater being - coffee. While caffine in all forms is a respected form of the original cup of coffee, pure cone filter drip is universally recognized as the ideal. The only universal rule implemented in the Republic of Caffinated States is that all cone drip must be taken black. Bastardization of coffee with milk, sugar, cream or soy is punishable by death.

Thanks for yer time.

Aaros, Founder of the Republic of Caffinated States
Feline
03-04-2004, 00:08
While our country does enjoy coffee, does not things like making lattes and cauppachinos enhance coffee? And soy, if made right, can taste exactly like the real thing, but healthier and cruelty-free.