NationStates Jolt Archive

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Gentlemen... BEHOLD!!! I give you... the Dictatorship of Dr. Weird! MUAHAHAHAHA!

I come seeking trade. Yes... TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAADE! Trade and diplomatic relations. I have many... MAAAANY experiments to share with the scientific community. I have funded my research with a grant from the government. Which is me! The king!

Perhaps you are all interested in my extremely hostile COOOOOOORRRRRRRN!

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I invite you to open embassies inside my nation. I promise you a comfortable stay. AND MORE CORN! MUAHAHAHAHAHA! Just be sure to avoid Mothmonsterman. He's attracted to bright lights and people who wear cologne.

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I can recommend a psyciatrist and a good spot to get a new evil uniform thingy.
Try:
www.villiansupply.com

Watch your hair heater, those things can be dangerous. And fix that damn hole in your fortress wall. Anyway, sure, we'd be glad to establish relations provided you don't OOC mind interacting with future nations IC.

Yeeeesss.... there's no problem with the future! BECAUSE THE FUTURE IS OUR FUTURE! MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!


And don't dis my threads!

I wasnt dissing your threads, I was dissing your outfit.

I wasnt dissing your threads, I was dissing your outfit.