NationStates Jolt Archive

(OOC: I'm going to preface this with an explanation...

For the past few months, a player of a certain nation whose name you will soon discover has been requesting control of The SLAGLands. There was no reason behind this request--simply the desire for me to bend to his whim and hand over the nation I worked so hard on. My answer?

"Sure. Give me an RP, and I'll post it on the forums. We'll see how it flies."

Ladies and gentlemen, THIS is that RP.)

After many NS Years and RL Months, the current SLAGLand Leader dies at his 79th birthday. The funeral will be held at the famous landmark of SLAGTown Memorial Cemetery. The SLAGLands is now in chaos for whoever will be inhold for control of The SLAGs. However, after many desent attempts from many people, the guards happen to be loyal to the government as they protect the empty position. Vice President Janine Mendehlson announces she will consider giving control to another country. We cannot give a specific nation and claim it theirs, but she agreed to have a random lottery.

The lottery ball was picked up and the Vice President was amazed that this moment has came. On the lottery ball, the words writtened on the ball was "Anti-Terror Army -- ATA"! The Vice President was shocked and appealed, but the time has come to announce this SHOCKING and MEMORIABLE momment.

"I give the ATA about 40 minutes before there's an open revolt..."

"...or the SLAGlands becomes a giant glass crater!"

"Yeah... MagicChina has a knack for that."

"A shame really. The SLAGlanders were such good people."

"Yeah..."

Official Government Response

Our hearts go out to SLAGlanders everywhere. May you survive this, somehow.

-Alexander Traiden

That took several months to write?

AKA, bump.

Oh yes... We won SLAGLands in the lottery. ATA is proud to annouce that we are currently now controlling 4 powerful, and yet resouceful nations. Adding SLAGLanders to our catergory adds not only just another one, but we have added our most powerful nation to ever get hold of.

We do not use SLAGLands as a Nuclear Threat or anything, but we will just be occupy them and take their army and turn it active for homeland defense. We will not use this as a War Puppet. We only use SLAG as a Peacekeeping Nation, who only minds in outher personal business.

*Gasp* Slaggys' dead?!

"That's... well, interesting."

"We better keep a watch on this. I doubt the ATA will be able to consolidate these holdings any easier than a pig can swallow four cows and a donkey."

"Should be fun to watch. Such a shame we can't just ride them all down, though, isn't it?"

"Can't have the whole galaxy, Lord President."

"Not yet."

Hmm.

The Shogunate demands that the ATA military returns control of the SLAGlands to its citizens and elected officials immediately. We refuse to believe that an entire nation would be given away on the whims of a lottery, and can only assume the takeover was through force and/or assassination.

This is the only warning we will give. The Shogunate will be seeking the assistance of its allies in the Triumvirate of Yut in liberating the SLAGlands from the invaders if the Anti-Terror Army does not leave the nation immediately. If this warning is not heeded, we will return the SLAGLands to it's citizens by force, including orbital bombardment of the ATA homeland, if such measures become necessary.

Muo kxo Wettojj radt oei nakx Xoh sxuad udt tojkheo oei nakx Xoh upo!

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~Lady Shogun Eternal under the Wings of Chaos
~Immortal Shogunate and Affiliated Territories of Reploid Productions

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While I/We are unhappy at the death of the SLAGLandic Prime Minister, I/We are even more disturbed by the news of the ATA takeover of that Emerald Jewel.

However, I/We believe that there is something more happening here than meets the eye, and I/We will reserve final judgement until an explination has been given.

If at that point I/We find the ATA has wrongfully attained control over the SLAGLands, I/We will strike without mercy.

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Archai Angelus
Greater Saturnian Archailect

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tag, for later.

"An entire nation... just given away?"

"Uh huh. Through a lottery, sir."

"Lets keep an eye on this one, Major. We knew these guys from our days in WMNK. We might have to give them a hand gettin the ATA outta there if they don't leave on their own."

"Yes sir."

Major Kojima closed the video window and turned to the file containing information on the situation. She placed a tag on it and set it aside on her desk for later reading.