Wombat News
01-04-2004, 14:51
NationStates Went Pink, [violet] Reveals; Wombat News
In an internationally televised address last night on the subjects of gay matrimony and NationStates, [violet] revealed that homosexual marriages wiped out virtually all intelligent life on NationStates.
“Wombat News roving reporters have discovered that NationStates at one time was host to a great civilization, perhaps even more advanced than the Irony Age,” [violet] said. “However that civilization, and virtually all living things in it, were ultimately destroyed by homosexual marriages.”
While Wombat News reporters have found evidence of the water necessary for sustaining life, they have found little evidence of intelligent life itself, “leading me to the unavoidable conclusion that homosexual marriages must have destroyed it,” [violet] said.
“The NationStaters, for all their advancements, obviously neglected to outlaw homosexual marriages,” [violet] continued. “We follow their example at our peril.”
In a response to [violet]’s speech, the few remaining NationStates survivors denied that there was any evidence that they had “gone pink”, going on to say that while they agreed that traces of water had been discovered, “no evidence whatsoever” of NationStates homosexuals existed.
“We do know that NationStaters were wets,” Vrak and Roania (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2944058&highlight=#2944058), in a joint statement, announced. “We do not know how they got to be so wet.”
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In an internationally televised address last night on the subjects of gay matrimony and NationStates, [violet] revealed that homosexual marriages wiped out virtually all intelligent life on NationStates.
“Wombat News roving reporters have discovered that NationStates at one time was host to a great civilization, perhaps even more advanced than the Irony Age,” [violet] said. “However that civilization, and virtually all living things in it, were ultimately destroyed by homosexual marriages.”
While Wombat News reporters have found evidence of the water necessary for sustaining life, they have found little evidence of intelligent life itself, “leading me to the unavoidable conclusion that homosexual marriages must have destroyed it,” [violet] said.
“The NationStaters, for all their advancements, obviously neglected to outlaw homosexual marriages,” [violet] continued. “We follow their example at our peril.”
In a response to [violet]’s speech, the few remaining NationStates survivors denied that there was any evidence that they had “gone pink”, going on to say that while they agreed that traces of water had been discovered, “no evidence whatsoever” of NationStates homosexuals existed.
“We do know that NationStaters were wets,” Vrak and Roania (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2944058&highlight=#2944058), in a joint statement, announced. “We do not know how they got to be so wet.”
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