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The Ur-Quan Kohr-Ah report of final victory.

Rogue Ur-Quan Kohr-Ah
01-04-2004, 11:40
As they flew above the last world with sentient lifeforms in the known Universe and wasted it, their age long Mission was finally over, and the Eternal Doctrine was victorious.

Death 5810 commented their final victory:

"We have waited for this day for like... Huh, over twenty thousand years? Yeah, that's it. And finally it's here. No other sentient species are now left but us. And look at the plus sides. For one, we don't even have to talk like idiots anymore!"

The Ur-Quan Kohr-Ah Primat had this to say:

"This is a great day for all Ur-Quan. No Filth is left to cleanse, and the Universe is finally secure! Even if there is the distinct possibility of new sentient species to just spring up, we can destroy them well before they could even think of becoming a threat to the Ur-Quan, thanks to our newly patented 'EVOLVEMETER 5000'."

What will the Ur-Quan do next, now that their Mission is over? No comments were given over this, but it is quite obvious that they will do something at least as great as this latest feat of theirs.

All hail the Ur-Quan Kohr-Ah, who are the last living, sentient species in the Universe!