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Doom of earth

Lunar Rheinland
01-04-2004, 10:36
http://home.uchicago.edu/~sgee/moon.jpg

The Moon

"We are ready!" The man, wearing an old, rather... extensive coloured T- Shirt, shouted over the craters plains of the moon, the frictionless vaccuum boosting the speed of sound to almost the speed of light.

And then, the surface opened, the giant crater revealing a just as giant facility build beneath it...

Slowly, the giant, pink doors opened, revealing the giant hangar...

For a moment, it was impossible to see anything, there was just darkness... smoke coming out of the hangar, until finally, something could be seen...

It was glowing red hot.

http://www.engr.utk.edu/coe/old%20site/graduate/laser.jpg

It is finished... Our work is done...

Peter Kompensator smiled, chuckled, finally laughed. It was an insane laughter. This was HIS baby, HIS dream!

And he screamed it out, a single scream of joy, an orgasm of power that echoed through the universe.

"The time has come, filthy earthers! NOW YOU WILL PAY!"

He looked around, searching for his assistant. Miranda Bigboob was her name. Blonde, and... well, there was a reason for her name.

"Is anything ready?"
"Yes, professor." She smiled, as seductive as possible... As she always did. "The unlucky slaves that buiold the cannon have already been transported to the 'showers'. Anything that remains is pressing this big, red button..."

And the Professor didn´t hesitate, and pressed it. Miranda let out a short moan of pleasure. "Oh, you´re so... But thats the wrong button... I meant the one to fire the giant laser."
"Oh, right... Sorry, I was distracted by the nothing you`re wearing..."

Again, he uttered his maniacal laughter, walked towards the gun, and watched earth.

This is the last time I will have to see you... filthy planet, filthy earthers...

And with this thought, he uttered a last, loud scream. DIE!!! And, while Miranda was occupied with him, he finally pressed the button, watched the giant beam of energy moving towards earth...

It is done.