NationStates Jolt Archive

NEW DELHI- Bodies litter the streets after the three day cricket riots that have rocked the nation have finally ended. LIttle remains of this once-pround nation, after its own people tore it to shreds after they lost to New Zealand in the World Cricket Finals on Tuesday. The death count is nearly 2.9 billion -most of the country- and sources say that the devestated population is now hovering around five million. When asked, President Hiren, still hiding out in his top-secret government bunker complex, was quoted as saying "Stupid Aussies. Should know when they're beaten." back to you, Jon. -AP

April Fool's!

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OOC: Hm, NZ have been playing the Proteas lately. ARE YOU CALLING US OZZIES?

NEW DELHI - When asked about his earlier remarks abotu the New Zealand team being dismembered by Indiastan locals who were hosting the tournement, and later calling them "Aussies," President Hiren went on to apologize, saying that he felt sorry for mislabeling the team's nationality, and that they all look alike anyway. -AP