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In a shock announcement today, the Eternal Necrontyr Empire of The C'tan, in a joint press conference with the Kionash of Tor Yvresse, announced the cessation of hostilities between the two parties. We now take you live to the press conference.

Transmission cuts to a room, obviously of Eldar design, with two symbols hanging on the wall. Present are numerous characters, not least the Eldar farseer council, now including the repatriated Mel'Nais, arrayed in particularly splendid robes, and three C'tan, in human form arrayed in similar clothing, though with different symbols. Currently a tall Eldar woman is standing. Farseer Iyanna, the leader of Tor Yvresse.

"And so, back then, after the atrocious act, we unofficially declared war on each other. It was really, with hindsight, a bit of an over-reaction. The horror of the event is perhaps not as great as it is generally made out to be."

"Quite so," interjected one of the C'tan, Mephet'ran, "We would have paid for the cleanup, but they took the whole thing very seriously. We were under the impression that it was a mon-keigh men's room when we defaced it."

"I don't know why, it was on the craftworld..."

"Well, that's beside the point, we really didn't mean it, but the necrons got carried away, what with the dire prophecies, and the daubing shi-"

"Really now."

"Quite."

A reporter asks, "So, what are you planning to do now?"

"Well, first we're going to unleash exterminatus on Roania," said Iyanna.

"Then we're going to set about conquering a few states," said Mephet'ran, smiling.

"Menelmacar for one," muttered the Eldar woman.

"Yep, them, and we're thinking about taking Melkor out too. Those Talismen of Vaul are quite, quite good at that."

"Well, we've got no reason to point them at you now, so, why not. Personally the idea of she-who-thirsts painfully raping him for all time amuses me..."

The Roanian Government ordered everyone to be calm, shortly before fleeing the island on a floating ship they copied from Skies of Arcadia.

However, since gravity actually works here, the ship crashed into the ground. Everyone died.

The combined taskforce came from sunward, hundreds of necron and eldar ships firing indiscriminately at anything and everything in orbit. Within a few minutes everything was over, and a single bolt lanced down from the sky, fired from one of the vast battle-stations known as the Talismen of Vaul, which were accompanying the fleet. After a second, a vast explosion tore apart the continent in an enormous fireball, easily visible from space.

The Roanians everywhere had enough time to look at the sky and scream in terror one last time. The abominable nation of Roania had just seconds left, and the seared, blinded Roanians meweled pathetically as the vast fireball rippled out from the area of impact, vaporising them and ending their worthless, miserable lives once and for all.

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((Ew, an illustrated post.))

The fleet then moved over Menelmacar, and sent a transmission, demanding unconditional surrender on pain of a painful death.

Another transmission was sent to the Menelmacari, urging them to surrender their sovereignty. As if to prove some level of impatience a lance from one of the Yvressi ships shot from the sky to hit near the city of Eden Aqualondë, sending a large tidal wave across the ocean and raising vast clouds of steam.

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Analysts in the C'tan empire are stunned today by the disenfranchisement of the elven population. After spontaneous riots over the annexation of Menelmacar, the government announced a string of harsh anti-elf laws, and instituted a regime of brutality to enforce them. Among the April Antielven Amendments are:


No elf may vote
The freezing of all elven assets above C€500 and seizure by the government
No elf may hold any position of authority in the government, elves are being purged from government jobs already
Elves are no longer permitted to marry other species, such marriages are annulled
Elves are being purged from the police force also
Elves may not emigrate from the empire, as they are no longer citizens, but now officially government property
Elves may not cover their ears at any time, nor may they alter them