NationStates Jolt Archive

We, the desunited congregation of the Pan-Banana Dictorships of the "Banana Archipelago" region have decided to unite them each other in a common Naval Special Force.

This Naval Special Force is devoted to the protection of the Banana Archipelago region and resources and to throw away any sovereignty trespassing OUR territory.

This is a special declaration of the Uranium Protection Conglomerate for Better Days of Our Lovely Rulers.



Nous, la congrégation désunie de la dictature Pan Bananière de l'archipel Bananière (région "Banana Archipelago") avons décidé de nous unir ensemble dans une Force Spéciale Navale commune.

Cette Force Spéciale Navale a pour but de protéger l'archipel et ses ressources de refouler toute decromatie souhaitant s'installer sur NOTRE territoire.

Ceci était une déclaration spéciale du Conglomérat de Protection de l'Uranium pour de Meilleurs Jours pour nos Bien Aimés Dirigeants

Oya !

Being El Presidente of the Democratic Republic of El Cafardo from the Banana Archipelago region, i officially confirm the participation of our Navy in this regional territory and resources protection force.

This is indeed required to preserve the free people of our Democratic Republic from the imperialist onslaught of non-revolutionary forces from the outside.

El Presidente.

OOC:
Hey! He has slanty things over his 'E''s, lets worship him as our new God!
*bows*

*bows too*

Niark Niark Niark... with those strange "éêèë", I've got an YAPTRTWWSNéêèëR... (Yet Another Plan To Rule The World With Some New éêèë Religion) :)

- Uranium? What is that uranium they keep talking about?
- I don't know your most Feathered Majesty, perhaps it's something edible...
- Like bread crumbs? or worms? I LIKE WORMS! MAY MY COOK ENTER! I WANT TO TASTE THAT THING! Hmmm... it must be extraordinary tasty if those Cafardo fools are ready to go to war for it...

A few hours later:
The House of Lords of the United Pond proclaimed today the crowning of his Majesty Daffy XXXIII, son of the late Saturnin XII who was mysteriously poisoned.
The ambassador of the Holy Empire of Dark Ninja denies any implication.

Dear Daffy XXXIII,

I am sure you can fell my regret for the terrible accident that killed your predecessor Saturnin XII.

Please accept those flowers that show you my respectful regrets. You will find the bill to regulate.

You will find another bill for the pois... euuhhh... For the post-modern statue that you had already received.