NationStates Jolt Archive


Regional Advertising

30-03-2004, 12:01
In a brilliant move, the trying to be democratic nation of Dreyar has hit upon the brilliant idea of advertising his region. Due to serious wars, disputes and rogue helicopter transporters. Several nations have left the once proud region of Even newer atlantis. :cry:

But now, thanks to Grigor Illyanovich Stoyanovich Malvachik, chief of HZD productions in Dreyar, massive billboards have been stuck up outside THE region to advertise it to all other nations in a bid to return to a size that is healthy. The signs currently read.

COME TO EVEN NEWER ATLANTIS FOR FREEDOM OF SPEECH AND STROIES ABOUT CHICKENS.

Unfortunately the person making the sign had never heard of cocktails. But the billboards will hopefully bring fresh nations to the region and bring the flagging region back to prosperity. :D