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The Nanakaland government doesn't support this book!
Wow Naka, come up with your own idea for once. What a ripoff.
My idea was first. It just took me longer to write it because I wrote more. I even posted the first section in #NationStates_Underground before you released the Book of Max.
Skeelzania
29-03-2004, 01:05
The Principality of Skeelzania and all its people protest thise heresy. The Book of Spoot is the only true religious text. All others are merely cheap imitators and/or spin offs.
Hate to break it to you, but Capsule Corporation and I made a thread about this last year.
Dark Star Legions
29-03-2004, 01:05
So can the purists buy a Maxese-[language] dictionary?
Hate to break it to you, but Capsule Corporation and I made a thread about this last year.
Never seen it, so never spoofed it. Besides this is original in this way:
I take texts from KJV and change it to make it NationStates.
So can the purists buy a Maxese-[language] dictionary?
Yes. Only $500.
Which is what we did on our thread, but I decided it would be more original to write it myself instead. Whatever, I don't mind. This could actually turn into an RP later. It might be interesting.
Which is what we did on our thread, but I decided it would be more original to write it myself instead. Whatever, I don't mind. This could actually turn into an RP later. It might be interesting.
That's what I'm planning. Having an RP on archiologists translating the Books of Max and NaitonStates. Our threads could work together...
I was thinking more like a battle between the churches. A schism of some kind.
Good.
NationStates Cult vs Max Cult
We have similar 10 Commandments, but they are different, thus causing Holy Wars.
Perhaps the followers of Max v. the followers of Maxx? Lol.
Or the church of [violet] v. the church of [repprod]
Yes. [reploidproductions] is the greatest according to the Book of NationStates.
lol no offense but you wasted your time on this?
Blasphemer!
Actually [violet], [dredd], and [reploidproductions] were created equal by Max, the one who reigns.
"In the beginning was Maxtopia, and Maxtopia was with Max, and Maxtopia was Max." - 44:1:1
Foe Hammer
29-03-2004, 02:09
Maxodus, Chapter One, Verses One through Seven (Exodus, Chapter One)
"These are the names of the sons of Maxrael who came to Maxtopia with Jacob, each with his household:
Reuben Studdard, Simeon Cowell, Levi Strauss, and Judah's Preist,
Is'sachar Donchasee, Zeb'ulun Isred, and Benjamin the Wheaty,
Dan Eeboi and Naph'tali, Gad-DAMN! and Asherton Kutcher.
All the offspring of Jacob were seventy persons; Joseph was already in Egypt.
Then Joseph died, and all his brothers, and all that generation.
But the descendants of Maxrael were fruitful and increased greatly; they multiplied and grew exceedingly strong; so that the land was filled with them. Oh, yay. How wonderful."
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Maxodus, Chapter One, Verses One through Seven (Exodus, Chapter One)
"These are the names of the sons of Maxrael who came to Maxtopia with Jacob, each with his household:
Reuben Studdard, Simeon Cowell, Levi Strauss, and Judah's Preist,
Is'sachar Donchasee, Zeb'ulun Isred, and Benjamin the Wheaty,
Dan Eeboi and Naph'tali, Gad-DAMN! and Asherton Kutcher.
All the offspring of Jacob were seventy persons; Joseph was already in Egypt.
Then Joseph died, and all his brothers, and all that generation.
But the descendants of Maxrael were fruitful and increased greatly; they multiplied and grew exceedingly strong; so that the land was filled with them. Oh, yay. How wonderful."
lol
Foe Hammer
29-03-2004, 05:12
Nanaka - Why did you wipe out the first post?