NationStates Jolt Archive


FW to produce limited edition WARMONGER ACTION FIGURE!!

Fluffywuffy
28-03-2004, 02:44
In response to recent warmongering activities by hordes of nations, the Empire has issued state-owned companies to produce a new action figure. What follows is an ad:

"*heavy metal music plays in the background to set the "extreme" nature of this toy*

Buy the new Warmonger Limited Edition Action Figure! It talks, it fights, it even makes a nice collectors item!

Just push one of the buttons and the doll says over 60 common warmonger phrases! These include such classic phrases as "We will bury you!", "We will crush you!", "We will invade you!", "Prepare to die!", "Warmonger? Your the one that pissed us off!"


For a limited time only we'll include an extreme copy of the new
Warmonger Roleplay: A guide to: We will kill you book ABSOLUTELY FREE!!

All this and more for the low, low price of $9.99! Buy today!
Trailers
28-03-2004, 02:52
Heh..no comment.
Muktar
28-03-2004, 02:53
The Governor of the city of Dauth in Muktar wishes to buy ten. Five for potato gun targets, five for potato gun ammo.
Cyberutopia
28-03-2004, 02:55
We would like to buy 5 million. We need more useless materials to burn for heat.

This has not been a serious post.
Fluffywuffy
28-03-2004, 02:56
Order has been confirmed, and we will include the Warmonger Roleplay: A guide to: We will kill you books absolutely free! Your total comes to $99.9, (not including $.10 of shipping and handling) and the action figures are being sent ASAP
Lunatic Retard Robots
28-03-2004, 03:02
We would like 12 to fill with black powder.

But they are nothing compared to the StrongBad action figure!!!!!!
Muktar
28-03-2004, 03:04
Can LLR's action figure dance?
Fluffywuffy
28-03-2004, 03:17
OOC: Your crazy funny-accented (Spanish?) fatman with a wrestling mask is NO MATCH for our crazy, slightly demonic, totaly retarded, Warmonger!

IC: Order confirmed. Cost: $144.
28-03-2004, 04:27
"heh, dis amuses me, dont it? Yeah, i'll a take 4000 of em. I'll give some ta high rankin troops."

Malavai Fletcher
Khan, Clan Hell's Horses
king of bumplords.

Pure F*cking Evil
Leader of the dark crystals and mister happy colonies
http://img43.photobucket.com/albums/v131/bumplords/satanic_skull.jpg
Muktar
28-03-2004, 04:38
The ones we ordered broke. Can we get replacements?