Fluffywuffy
28-03-2004, 02:44
In response to recent warmongering activities by hordes of nations, the Empire has issued state-owned companies to produce a new action figure. What follows is an ad:
"*heavy metal music plays in the background to set the "extreme" nature of this toy*
Buy the new Warmonger Limited Edition Action Figure! It talks, it fights, it even makes a nice collectors item!
Just push one of the buttons and the doll says over 60 common warmonger phrases! These include such classic phrases as "We will bury you!", "We will crush you!", "We will invade you!", "Prepare to die!", "Warmonger? Your the one that pissed us off!"
For a limited time only we'll include an extreme copy of the new
Warmonger Roleplay: A guide to: We will kill you book ABSOLUTELY FREE!!
All this and more for the low, low price of $9.99! Buy today!
"*heavy metal music plays in the background to set the "extreme" nature of this toy*
Buy the new Warmonger Limited Edition Action Figure! It talks, it fights, it even makes a nice collectors item!
Just push one of the buttons and the doll says over 60 common warmonger phrases! These include such classic phrases as "We will bury you!", "We will crush you!", "We will invade you!", "Prepare to die!", "Warmonger? Your the one that pissed us off!"
For a limited time only we'll include an extreme copy of the new
Warmonger Roleplay: A guide to: We will kill you book ABSOLUTELY FREE!!
All this and more for the low, low price of $9.99! Buy today!