Feline
27-03-2004, 04:30
Feline Broadcasting Company
Network: Feline News Network
"Hello, I am Patrick Gennangs, for FNN. Today, the Boostei administration and several independant economists announced that the Feline economy, over the past month, has experienced a huge spurt of economic growth. While they differ on the exact amount, they average out to be approximately four-hundred and eighty four percent. You heard us correctly. We now go to Zana Koravina for more information."
"In what can be described as the most shocking economic news in history, the Feline economy has grown by an average figure of four hundred and eighty four percent. The reason for this extreme growth is unexplained. However, the new figures are expected to be a huge boost to the Cat Party and its economic system of Felinism in Sunday's elections. Conservative, Imperialist, and Libertarian parties have suggested that these figures may be fixed, but Cat and Democratic-Green parties point out that high growth figures were also reported by all independant economic analysis companies. The Boostei administration announced that anyone who can find a reason for such growth shall recieve a prize of one million paw marks in cash, which are expected to soon increase in value considerably."
Network: Feline News Network
"Hello, I am Patrick Gennangs, for FNN. Today, the Boostei administration and several independant economists announced that the Feline economy, over the past month, has experienced a huge spurt of economic growth. While they differ on the exact amount, they average out to be approximately four-hundred and eighty four percent. You heard us correctly. We now go to Zana Koravina for more information."
"In what can be described as the most shocking economic news in history, the Feline economy has grown by an average figure of four hundred and eighty four percent. The reason for this extreme growth is unexplained. However, the new figures are expected to be a huge boost to the Cat Party and its economic system of Felinism in Sunday's elections. Conservative, Imperialist, and Libertarian parties have suggested that these figures may be fixed, but Cat and Democratic-Green parties point out that high growth figures were also reported by all independant economic analysis companies. The Boostei administration announced that anyone who can find a reason for such growth shall recieve a prize of one million paw marks in cash, which are expected to soon increase in value considerably."