NationStates Jolt Archive

Camera man 1: "Bob, cue the funky CNN music."
Camera man 2: "Shh... i'm shooting here!"
Camera man 1: "What the ****? You caught that?"
Camera man 2: "SHUT UP!"
Camera man 1: "Why the hel-
CNN- Your news headquarters.

Broadcaster 1: "Welcome back, live here at CNN news. Today we have a top story about how the government funded a military project, and how it came out better than they expected. Here is Adams, live at the first site. Adams?"
*awkward silence*
Broadcaster 1: "..."
Broadcaster 1: "Adams?"

Adams: "Huh? What? Oh-o-o am I on? Sorry."
Adams: "Anyways, we are here at the first AGSS site, a project that took long months to finish, now completed and ready to test..."

Soldier: "I am sooo ficking excited!!!"
Adams: "I gotta ask you this question, how DID you come up with this?"
Commander: "I believe-
Soldier: "EXCITED!"
Commander: "Shut up..."
Commander: I believe that we thought of it at a meeting back in-
Soldier: "EXCITED! I can't believe I am here! Hi mom!"
Adams: "Er... this is really not a good time for that..."
Another Soldier: "Hey look mates! An aeroplane floyin rite her ar wey!"
Commander: "Here it comes, a test plane, unmanned."
Soldier: "Uh... commander, that plane is a mig-29 manned fighter plane from... uhoh..."
Commander: "Holy ****! Quick, signal the-"
KRABOOM!
Commander: "Oh my god."
Soldier: "Well at least it is successful."
Adams: "Um... we go live, back to you..."
Broadcaster: "SHUT UP!!!"
Adams: "Excuse me?"
Broadcaster: "Not you, t-"
Camera man 1: "Hey, I wasn't the one who didn't shout action!"
Camera man 2: "You don't need to this is CNN! And who cares if they could hear you shouting, they can hear us now!"
Camera man 1: "Says you, motherf-"

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....

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As you can see, there are downsides to anarchy.