Wombat News
26-03-2004, 11:09
Assington; Wombat News
A working group within the Assington government has reported that using the extermination of feminists (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=132528) as a tool to increase the self-esteem of the nation’s men is unsustainable. Many Assingtonians are concerned that if current trends continue, there may not be enough feminists left to sustain their persecution, and so bolster the machismo of the male population.
Scientists are divided on the issue. Though at current rates, there are enough feminists to kill for at least another 100 years, factors such as emigration and low birth-rates among lesbian couples could be expected to cut further into the population.
Additionally, once the easy targets are killed, the remainder become harder to get at.
The working group's chairman, General Num Knuts, has told Wombat News that the practice of killing feminists -known as “feminicide” - is core to the Assington government’s efforts to improve the levels of self-esteem amongst their men.
"But we can't just go out there and kill as many as we can," he said. "We need to keep stocks above replacement level, so that future generations of men will have someone to blame and to persecute."
But General Knuts defended the practice of feminicide.
"Furthermore, feminists are rich … in their love of civil rights, of course" he told us. "So we're also hunting them in an effort to harvest those riches."
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A working group within the Assington government has reported that using the extermination of feminists (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=132528) as a tool to increase the self-esteem of the nation’s men is unsustainable. Many Assingtonians are concerned that if current trends continue, there may not be enough feminists left to sustain their persecution, and so bolster the machismo of the male population.
Scientists are divided on the issue. Though at current rates, there are enough feminists to kill for at least another 100 years, factors such as emigration and low birth-rates among lesbian couples could be expected to cut further into the population.
Additionally, once the easy targets are killed, the remainder become harder to get at.
The working group's chairman, General Num Knuts, has told Wombat News that the practice of killing feminists -known as “feminicide” - is core to the Assington government’s efforts to improve the levels of self-esteem amongst their men.
"But we can't just go out there and kill as many as we can," he said. "We need to keep stocks above replacement level, so that future generations of men will have someone to blame and to persecute."
But General Knuts defended the practice of feminicide.
"Furthermore, feminists are rich … in their love of civil rights, of course" he told us. "So we're also hunting them in an effort to harvest those riches."
THIS BROADCAST IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY WOMBAT NEWS – A GLIMMER OF REASON IN THE MAELSTROM OF IDIOCY