NationStates Jolt Archive


Banana Republic

Banana Lana
25-03-2004, 20:22
Come to the Banana Republic!
If your lazy, layed back and believe you deserve the right to do absolutly nothing, then this is the place for you!

ALL recreational drugs are legal and regulated by the Substance Control Board of Banana Lana (SCBOBL).

Taxes are absolute, but all funds go to benefiting the people.
Free Health Care, Free Education (including Colledge/University).

There hasn't been persecution here for centuries.

Anyway just one more thing... WELCOME TO PARADISE!!
25-03-2004, 20:26
Come to the Banana Republic!
If your lazy, layed back and believe you deserve the right to do absolutly nothing, then this is the place for you!

ALL recreational drugs are legal and regulated by the Substance Control Board of Banana Lana (SCBOBL).

Taxes are absolute, but all funds go to benefiting the people.
Free Health Care, Free Education (including Colledge/University).

There hasn't been persecution here for centuries.

Anyway just one more thing... WELCOME TO PARADISE!!


NOOOOOO WAY DUDE im way to lazy to move :evil: :twisted:
and Blood Gulch Outpost is way better!!!
Banana Lana
25-03-2004, 20:28
NOOOOOO WAY DUDE im way to lazy to move :evil: :twisted:
and Blood Gulch Outpost is way better!!!


I would respond in kind to that insult with a devastating attack of un-parralelled proportions... but like my coleauge here, I'm just too lazy.
25-03-2004, 20:34
NOOOOOO WAY DUDE im way to lazy to move :evil: :twisted:
and Blood Gulch Outpost is way better!!!


I would respond in kind to that insult with a devastating attack of un-parralelled proportions... but like my coleauge here, I'm just too lazy.

umm dude tha wasnt an insult it was fact Blood Gulch Outpost is better then some banana place :? so ya come to Blood Gulch Outpost dont go to the banana guys place come to the good place all drugs are legal here :D
Banana Lana
25-03-2004, 20:35
some random stuff I do not care about



(fires ignore cannon)