NationStates Jolt Archive


Membership drive for oppressive reactionaries!

Problem Drinkers
24-03-2004, 07:09
Join us in the Charlie Murphy Islands, where we take a casual attitude towards the little inconviences of the modern age, namely environmental and human rights laws. We're driven by the profit margin, and the happiness, welfare, and downright safety of our citizens are distant priorities. Join us in buying and selling the cultures of our citizens in theme parks and animated features, both accompanied by hordes of cheaply made, overpriced, and toxic merchandise. When they complain about the poisoned plastic, we lock them up! Sound good? Join in!
BitingReality
24-03-2004, 07:19
As we are very dictatorial and careless of human rights but already firmly in our own region, we offer our assistance and our alliance to your region.