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Sooo you want to know how exactly I plan to take over the world huh? First you should know that my plans are even greater then global domination. Once I have taken over the world I do plan to rule the universe, that’s right I will become the Emperor Of The Known Universe! Nice title huh? If you think I am crazy you are not alone but remember I shall crush all who appose me! All will bow before me. You might be wondering how I decided to take over the world, will my parents always said to think big, so you can blame them. So on to my plans, hmm where to start first I will expose all that people have to hide. There so called skeletons in the closet, this cannot be done with political figures because they are dumb asses and incriminate themselves. So maybe I will start with a rendome religion how about christianity no Jamlism? Or I could start blackmailing high-ranking officials and gain intimate knowledge to use in my cause, or just get money. Its not cheap to take over the world, you need a lot of money, trust me on that one, I had to learn that the hard way. As you can see there are many ways in which to take over the world. I cannot tell you how or when I shall strike, or you might beat me to it. You can on the other hand join my cause and I will see that you are taking care of. Also if you are a hot chick you get in free, everyone else has to give me a two page essay on why you should be admitted, oh and you have to sign over your soul to me, but that’s it, I think. I am also working on my lists of demands for when I do achieve my goal.



1. I want a Snickers candy bar (don’t laugh I’ll get hungry as ruler of the planet) :arrow:

2. I want a bag of Doritos :arrow:

3. I want a new car (not sure which one yet, I’ll get back to you on that one) :arrow:

4. i want a unlimited supply or chocklate milk and banana milk :arrow:

5. will actually that’s all I got right now but I’ll think of more as time goes by :!:

i would apreciate some input on this topic and see what you guys think of my ideas
and i want that essay

nice plan....feeble, but fun! :D i wish you good luck with the whole take over thing...but one question how will you get the intellegent athiests to follow you hmm?
I second the unlimited chocolate milk thing *yum* ^_^

~Prongs

ahahahaha fool everyone knows that the great Sir Lomak shall rule the universe when he is risen. You would be wise to follow him. Maybe he would let you rule the Milky Way.....

ahahahaha fool everyone knows that the great Sir Lomak shall rule the universe when he is risen. You would be wise to follow him. Maybe he would let you rule the Milky Way.....

Not a bad plan really...How i'd rule the world...? (twisted funny images warning)

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