NationStates Jolt Archive

I have decided to rid the world of those vermin, the jews, once and for all.
I shall implement, once again, the final solution.
This final solution will be implemented by my armies once they land in Israel.
and since LE has said he will defend Israel, I am declaring war on him to.
I am sending my airforce to sneak attack the Egyptian armed forces on their own territory. A massive sneak attack on the level of Pearl Harbor.

Considering im the one running Israel at this point (working on getting them an army), you must declare war on me too.

I have decided to rid the world of those vermin, the jews, once and for all.
I shall implement, once again, the final solution.
This final solution will be implemented by my armies once they land in Israel.
and since LE has said he will defend Israel, I am declaring war on him to.
I am sending my airforce to sneak attack the Egyptian armed forces on their own territory. A massive sneak attack on the level of Pearl Harbor.



Uncle Bob eh more like Adolf Hitler.
Why and what reasons do you have other than racism!

I do not believe Isreal was right to invade palistine but thats not stron enough reason.

The battalions of olopto will counter this attack

The Tilsitsinian Foreign Ministry sends its sincerest recommendation to the nation of Unclebob that it cease operations against the nation of Isreal under the sole explanation of "implementing the final solution".

OOC: FluffyWuffy, you have the economic and military support of Tilsitsin in rebuilding the Israeli military. We hereby grant your nation $3 billion in aid and 50 Su-47/A Berkhut "Anton" fighters to provide for the defense of Israel.

Considering im the one running Israel at this point (working on getting them an army), you must declare war on me too.

Adolph:I declare war on all allies of Israel. I will crush you then exterminate the entire german race.
Seig Heil.

We are saddened by the actions of UncleBob, a demon and a tyrant.

We denounce his actions and demand that he withdraw.

All nations who send troops to this conflict to fight against him can get a 5% discount at any of the storefronts at this URL: http://s4.invisionfree.com/The_Unforgiven_Board/index.php?c=6

The discount is only valid if they mention their involvement.

Sadly, neither I nor my primary has troops to spare for this obviously evil war.

Good luck to the righteous!

We are saddened by the actions of UncleBob, a demon and a tyrant.

We denounce his actions and demand that he withdraw.

All nations who send troops to this conflict to fight against him can get a 5% discount at any of the storefronts at this URL: http://s4.invisionfree.com/The_Unforgiven_Board/index.php?c=6

The discount is only valid if they mention their involvement.

Sadly, neither I nor my primary has troops to spare for this obviously evil war.

Good luck to the righteous!
then your nation has no right to exist. We shall wipe it out to make room for the master race.
Seig Heil.

ooc: How do I figure what I have in my army?

As said in the other thread....

Racing down the halls, a very stern faced Piere LaPointe enters the High Command Center of the Armed Forces. The man dashes along as if he were in a race, desperate to find the High Commander.

"Commander! I have urgent news," he says

The Commander straightens up in his chair, turns toward the Reporter and speaks. "What could it be this time. You know I tire of the "urgent" news the last 20 times yoou came here."

"It's really urgent this time sir. UncleBob has declared they will launch an attack on LowerEgypt and try to annex Israel!"

"What!?! Find the Communications Officer and have him alert the Imperial ARmy Israeli Division."

"Yes sir"

Again he races through the halls, finding the officer and having him alert the Air Force.

Imperial F/A-22 jets scramble to take off, radar goes on high alert, and guns are manned all over Israel. The Empire is ready.

Tag for further reference.

Uncle Bob you are a reletively old nation so i dont want to disrespect you but ....LOOK AT THE *?@!~} GODMODDER STICKIES.

you can not beat every single one of your enemies because there are way to many.

Dear Seig Hall,leader of unclebob and grandson of hitler

Pull out of war,order your armies to put down any weapons they might have and come into oloptopian cusody from where you shall be deported to an islamic nation and put onto trial. If you do not my allies and i will desimate your country leaving only a crater in the ground and possibly some pizza takeaway boxes.

yours angrily Lord Cao Cao
Deputy of foriegn actions for the gran reason of conservatopia.

Uncle Bob you are a reletively old nation so i dont want to disrespect you but ....LOOK AT THE *?@!~} GODMODDER STICKIES.

you can not beat every single one of your enemies because there are way to many.

Dear Seig Hall,leader of unclebob and grandson of hitler

Pull out of war,order your armies to put down any weapons they might have and come into oloptopian cusody from where you shall be deported to an islamic nation and put onto trial. If you do not my allies and i will desimate your country leaving only a crater in the ground and possibly some pizza takeaway boxes.

yours angrily Lord Cao Cao
Deputy of foriegn actions for the gran reason of conservatopia.

OOC: I didn't rp that I beat everyone.
Only using that as propaganda to scare the allies into giving up.
That's what aggressors always do. It's called propagandizing.

The shores of Loweregypt and its capital were relatively peaceful with not a cloud in the sky.
People were going about their business. LowerEgyptain forces were busily footmarching toward their destination in Jordan and Israel.
Such a backward nation that could not even afford transportation for its troops should be easy to crush though Baron Munchosen.
A cloud appeared just above the horizon and began to grow bigger, getting closer.
Finally, a person on the ground could make out the outlines of the 5,000 B52 Stratofortresses, 5,000 F22 Raptors, 5,000 AC 130 Spectre guns ships, and 5,000 B2 Stealth bombers.
But it was too late to sound an alarm, too late for the soldiers on the roads to run for cover.
The Unclebob pilots watched as the enemy scrambled like pathetic ants trying to flee the bombs and artillery being launched from their aircraft.

Having made a quick run at the defenseless marching egyptian troops, the planes turned inward and began their sneak attack on the capital. Time was crucial cause the people in the capital would soon be able to see the smoke from the attack on the troops formations when the sun appeared over the horizon in the next 45 minutes.

Meantime, 25 transports landed 2500 troops in the LowerEgyptian province of Morroco where they met no resistance and easily began occupying towns on their drive eastward across North africa to the LowerEgyptian capital.

Oh only 5,000 B-2 bombers.....that's only a complete and total godmod not including the other planes.

Oh only 5,000 B-2 bombers.....that's only a complete and total godmod not including the other planes.

Am I supposed to have more?

imperial brits will defend isreal i will not allow former territory of the empire to fall into your hands no matter the current political standpoint if you do not cease i will attack you. Cease Now or else.

imperial brits will defend isreal i will not allow former territory of the empire to fall into your hands no matter the current political standpoint if you do not cease i will attack you. Cease Now or else.
then be prepared to be annexed into the Nazi empire of Unclebob.

You are supposed to have realistic numbers of aircraft, not just however many you want. The B-2s alone cost more than my militarybudget.

imperial brits has developed a complete sam launcher ring around and within the nation to prevent any hostile missiles or aircraft from attacking you will stand down or else

We hereby grant your nation $3 billion in aid and 50 Su-47/A Berkhut "Anton" fighters to provide for the defense of Israel.[/quote]

What are you guys going on about where did you get $3 billion from and how come i can't find any of my money. Are you just making it uo that you have $3 billion? I'm confused.
What are these "Anton" fighters aswell. Did you just make them up of did you buy them? I'm even more confused now!

TV screens across the nation, that were focused on the LA Lakers game, go blank for moment.
Followed by the national Anthem, "You're the reason God made Shangia" and other nationalistic patriotic songs.
Then the President appears on television.
"Fellow shangians, today a great evil has awakened on the earth. Adolph Hitler, the evil tyrant of Uncle Bob has viciously launched an unprovoked, racist attack against LowerEgypt.
While it has been our policy not to interfere in human affairs, we shangians cannot stand out of this one. If this Hitler eliminates the jews, just imagine what he will try to do to those of us who are not human but shangian.
Therefore, in order to secure our species right to exist, I have am issuing a declaration of war against Uncle bob and going to the defense of LowerEgypt and Israel.
Two million troops have been called to duty and are now readying to deploy to the war zone to combat UncleBob forces.
Meantime the 15th fleet is on the way to the mediterranean where we intend to harrass these Nazi sobs and send them back to hell where they belong.
good night."
the patriotic music resumes with images of the grisly attacks by Unclebob bombers against the Shangian embassies in LowerEgypt and in Israel.

UncleBob, back down or you will be liquidated.

Artitsa supports Isreal, as does the New Jewish Alliance. I would advise you back down.

Artitsa supports Isreal, as does the New Jewish Alliance. I would advise you back down.

[hey, man. remember me?]

"The Empire thanks The Bisons, Artitsa, and other for thier support in the defence of Israel."

-Emperor Tiberius Stewart

We will stand by and watch this situation unfold. We do not believe that our help is needed at the moment, but if we deem it necessary, or are requested to, we will mobilize a force to aid our friends in Israel. All sentient beings have a right to existence, and the Zeronian people condemn Uncle Bob for this attempt to subjugate a free nation, and wipe out its people. Back down, or face the consequences.

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Jabari Kazen
Associate Premier
The People's Republic of Zeronia
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Today, in the light of vicious unjust attacks by unclebob, panic became rampant in the capital of loweregypt as the nazi's targeted innocent civilians.

The Federation of Kelonian States has decided to open it's borders to offer asylum to any Jewish people who wish to flee the current situation - if LowerEgypt grants permission, people willing to flee should report to major airports where Kelonian transports will be landing - attacks on Jews in the airports waiting to depart will be considered attacks on Kelonia itself.

Edit: The same applies to Israel, who I believe Fluffywuffy is in control of - if any Jewish people wish to flee either of these countries, Kelonia will provide you with asylum and transport to our nation.

We await the permission of both LowerEgypt and Israel/Fluffywuffy before taking this action, however...

In other news today, the Empire has begun the training of 20,000 Israeli marines in counter-terrorism, crowd control, conventional warfare, and other such things.

Also, the Empire has begun to create Israeli companies (not large corportions, mind you) and has enacted several minimum wage laws in Israel to help improve the economy. At this point, all imports from countries with low wages (take China, for example) are under high tarrifs in order to protect the Isaeli economy in its current mediocrel state. These will be removed once Israel can compete in the global market place.

I also will help to "rid the world of Unclebob" or at least keep him out of the defenders territory just tell me if you need troops and i'll be more than happy to assist.

loweregyptian troops have turned around and are now footmarching back toward the Nazi occupied province of Morrocco.
We request assistance from any one willing to give it as we do not have vehicles for our troops to ride to the front in.

Today, in most glorious event for victory, the forces of Unclebob have launched missiles with bio warheads filled with anthrax, Ebola, and SARS into the nation of Israel.
Loweregytian troops are now being attacked with the chemical weapons mustard gas, agent orange, and malathion.

We will send 40,000 pickup trucks to transport your troops. We will also send:

5,000 E-1 MBTs manned by our crews

For your use of WMD,UncleBob, you now have 20,000 ICBMS tipped with very happy looking nuclear warheads aimed at you

So you wanna declare war on Isreal? Who doesn't?

Today, in most glorious event for victory, the forces of Unclebob have launched missiles with bio warheads filled with anthrax, Ebola, and SARS into the nation of Israel.
Loweregytian troops are now being attacked with the chemical weapons mustard gas, agent orange, and malathion.
In response to the chemical weapons attack on our nation, the government regretfully reports to the rest of the world that we have no choice but to respond with nuclear weapons against Unclebob.
50 Nuclear tipped ICBM's have been fired at Unclebob's major population centers.

As a reaction to the chemical weapons attacks on LowerEgypt, Several C5 'Starlifter' transport aircraft are preparing to land in unaffected areas to rapidly ship out citizens before further attacks can take place.

All Kelonian citizens in LowerEgypt are required to report for extraction, along with any LE citizens who wish to escape this horrendous act.

Also, planes and helicopters armed with bombs and spraying equipment filled with the nerve compound GSF* have been dispatched to attack UncleBob troops - biological warfare will be fought with biological warfare.

*Gaseous Sodium Fluoroacetate - causes convulsions, blistering, vomiting, diharrheoa and death. Incurable.

50 atomic mushroom clouds appear over UncleBob.

I protest this illegal and unjustified use of nuclear weapons and bio weapons against innocent UncleBob troops and civilians.
To maintain order at home, all troops left in LowerEgypt are being withdrawn to prevent the people from overthrowing the Hitler government in UncleBob.

but as I pull them out, 5 nuclear tipped ICBM's are fired at the Israeli cities of Jerusalem, Tel Aviv, Bethlehem, El Sharim, and Nazareth.

How can you protest against the use of nuclear and biological weapons against civilians when you're doing it yourself?

I call for a counterinvasion of UncleBob to remove from power this dictator who has proved himself willing to invade and use biological weapons against civilians without provocation.

Elsewhere, Kelonian aircraft continue to spray retreating UncleBob troops with GSF nerve agent, meanwhile, the C5 Starlifters transporting LowerEgyptian citizens away from the clouds of poison engulfing their cities are ordered not to stop to pick up more civilians from Israeli areas due to the impending nuclear impacts - we are very sorry, Israel, but we cannot risk the lives of the civilians currently on board by stopping in the very short time window we have to rescue your citizens, and it will be too late by the time we got more transports into the area. We will provide you with humanitarian aid, however, if you require it.

How can you protest against the use of nuclear and biological weapons against civilians when you're doing it yourself?

I call for a counterinvasion of UncleBob to remove from power this dictator who has proved himself willing to invade and use biological weapons against civilians without provocation.

Elsewhere, Kelonian aircraft continue to spray retreating UncleBob troops with CSF nerve agent...
4 nuclear warheads have been fired into Kelonian territory.
(Pick the target and damages.)

Kelonian military sources have detected 4 nuclear missiles on course for our 3rd city, Preznevsk. Evacuation procedures have begun but it is impossible, with a population of over 15 million, that more than 2/3rds of the population of areas affected can be rescued.

Premier Romaninko, his wife and other senior government figures have been moved to their secure bunker in the wake of this nuclear attack, and we appeal to the international community for support.

OOC: Could you give damages for the effects of my GSF sprayings? It's a rather effective nerve agent which incapacitates within seconds and causes death within 2hrs of exposure.

How can you protest against the use of nuclear and biological weapons against civilians when you're doing it yourself?

I call for a counterinvasion of UncleBob to remove from power this dictator who has proved himself willing to invade and use biological weapons against civilians without provocation.

Elsewhere, Kelonian aircraft continue to spray retreating UncleBob troops with CSF nerve agent...
4 nuclear warheads have been fired into Kelonian territory.
(Pick the target and damages.)

you cant RP for anything, bob.

"The Empire did not use nuclear weapons, only we mentioned them as a deterent. However, UncleBob has used them and thus it would be right for us to retaliate with nuclear weapons.

We would also like to say that a nuclear weapon armed at Jeruselam would destroy all holy sights, synagouges, churchs, mosques Jewish, Muslim, or Christian."

-The Emperor

Each Israeli city, needing to only destroy a single ICBM, escapes unscathed.

In a meeting of experts, it was decided to destroy UncleBob's nuclear capability immediotly.

After a few SR-71s and spy satelites pin-pointed the position of the enemy nukes, all 16 HyperSoar hypersonic ex-atmospheric bombers have been sent to destroy them with thier special gravity bombs-one ton of tungsten dropped from outside the atmosphere-on the targets

Two nuclear warheads were shot down over unpopulated areas in the west of Kelonia by Patriot AA fire, though they have destroyed and irradiated acres upon acres of the pine forests of which the nation is deeply proud.

Another failed on it's own, it's guidance system apparently failing of it's own accord - however, one missile did hit it's target, an area in the south-west of Preznevsk, and government troops are currently attempting to stop the nuclear cloud spreading over the rest of the city.

Current deaths and casualties are reported as 232,000 - although this is expected to rise to nearer a million with the effects of radiation poisoning, as well as untold damage done in the inevitable rise in cancers, sillbirths and other medical effects.

Fighters have been scrambled and are patrolling the borders and the skies over major cities, and further Patriot batteries have been put on alert in case of further attacks. Premier Romaninko is expected to give a personal statement from inside his secret bunker within the next couple of hours.

Haton

The Prime Minister was at his desk sipping at his vodka. His secretary burst into the room and the PM tried quickly to hide the drink but ended up dropping it on the floor, "What?" he said in an exasperated voice, "The nation of Unclebob has invaded Israel, but they were beaten out. They also used nuclear and biological weapons. The nation of Kelonian States has called for a counterinvasion." The PM sighed, "How do idiots like that become national leaders, send them a message, tell them to surrender immediately, and put the military on alert." The secretary nodded and walked out of the door.

I condemn and cry this stupid war: In the name of Christ, for His love, and for all of you are His creatures stop the conflict.


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Pope Thomas III

I condemn and cry this stupid war: In the name of Christ, for His love, and for all of you are His creatures stop the conflict.


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Pope Thomas III

keep fighting this is getting entertaining

We are waiting to see what sort of coalition develops before we act further. In the mean time, here is an official statement by Premier Romaninko.

Official Statement from Premier Maksim Romaninko
"Loyal citizens of The Federation of Kelonian States, May I express my deep sorrow at the attack on the city of Preznevsk and my personal feeling of loss at the death of so many innocent Kelonians, when all of you are so close to my heart.

Rest assured this outrage will not happen again - Our attackers have had their ability to produce and use nuclear weapons destroyed by the glorious nation of Fluffywuffy, and I ask you all to show them the gratitude they deserve in removing this menace from our skies.

Know that in making the sacrifice of so many Kelonian deaths we have saved millions from persecution, torture and death at the hands of those that would like to see the extermination of the Jewish faith. In the past few hours, several transport aircraft containing several thousand citizens rescued from the clutches of those tyrants touched down at airports around Kelonia - a physical sign of our dedication to the deliverance of the oppressed from their oppressors. I ask of you, the Kelonian people, to remain strong and hold together during these times, and remember we will always strive to do what is right for our people, the people of our allies and the people of the world. Thank you."
~ Premier of the Federation of Kelonian states, Maksim F. Romaninko

I'm sending 1,000 F-35 Joint Strike Fighters to attack anything they can

Official Message to all involved

We are horrified by Unclebob's reckless use of Weapons of mass destruction. We send our condolences to those killed by Unclebob's weapons. We will support any offensive action taken against Unclebob with the full might of the Hattian People's Liberation army.

Commisar of Foreign Affairs Georgy Markov

In other news today, the Empire has appointed Zaccai Jabin as Prime Minister of Israel, Aharon Uri as Vice Prime Minister of Israel, Jachin Vera as Minister of War of Israel, Golda Disraeli as Minister of Commerce of Israel, Ya'aqob Gabriyel as Minister of Transportation of Israel, and Gad Israel as Minister of Finance of Israel. They were sworn into office just after the ICBM was shot down over Jeruselam.

Prime Minister Zaccai Jablin has declared that he will have democratic elections by two years, and that the Israeli Knesset (I think that was thier parliment) would be elected in one year.

I will give a 10% discount to all who fight uncle bob and the anti-semites. My store is called Weapons gallery, Come and look, come and buy

I also send 20 Nimitz Air craft carriers and if you don't surrender I will nuke you so badly you give up on this nation. I've got 1,000 ICBM's. To top this off I will send 2.5 million soldiers with M16-A2's with grenade launcher attachments

Iron Blood would like to know if Fluffywuffy needs any support in the liquification of UncleBob's government.

I will send Uncle Bob to hell. War is declared.
I am sending this with more to come
15 Nimitz II and Halsey class carriers
with each having AEGIS II systems, CIWS, SM-3 SAM with 250 mile range, and 8 Harpoon launchers with 100 reloads
85 F-35N- JSF stealthed
8 SH-60 SEahawks
6 E-2 Hawkeyes
8 S-3 Vikings

75 Arleigh Burke ( improved) class DDG's with 2 Seahawk Fs
150 SM-3 ER missiles and AEGIS system
64 TLAMs
24 Harpoon missiles
CIWS
2 x 8in guns
ASROCS
torps

35 Ticonderoga class CG
same as Arleigh Burke Armaments, but times 1.25 in magazine size and missiles amounts
ASROC
torps

10 Kidd and 10 Spruance class DDG
these 2 classes are similar
2 x 5 in guns
100 SM-2 MR missiles, but they can be AEGIS guided by other ships
24 Harpoons
36 TLAMs
2 SH-60F
ASROC
torps

15 Perry class Frigates
2 SH-60 seahawks
3 inch gun
ASROC
torps
8 Harpoon
12 TLAM
50 SM-2 MR SAM

50 Seawolf class SSN
with 8 tubes with
20 Mk-48 ADCAP torps
30 TLAM, TASM, or Harpoon

45 Fleet supply ships with fuel, food, and reloads
Carriers can also act as supply ships

Air Force
550 F-22 RaptorB (stealth) Air suppiority fighters
1200 F-35B JSF (stealth)
150 B-52J strategic bombers
25 B-2 (stealth) bombers
750 F-15 E Strike Eagles
250 F-16C Falcons
35 E-3 Sentry AWACS
120 C-17 Globemaster transports
350 AH-64E Longbow Apaches
1000 UH-60 Blackhawks

LAND
16,000 M1A2 Abrams
1.5 million infantry troops with varying weapons
1500 SAM vehicles
2500 M109 Paladin artillary

"Fluffywuffy doesnt need help in the destruction of UncleBob. It does, however, need to create a modern Israeli Defense Force and could use help in training them. We thank you for your offer."

-The Emperor

I am sending my above weapons to invade and wipe out UncleBob. We are targetting civilians, goverment, and military positions. (awaiting RP results) Land forces haven't been used yet, just air raids and sea launched missiles

50 ICBM's with 2 MIRV's/ with 25 megatons ready
3...
2...
1...
0 Missiles away! YEEHAW!!!



awaiting damage report from uncle bob

RP this war Uncle Bob, all of the missiles listed in my fleets that are surface to surface have been fired. These are Harpoons and TLAMs. Guns were fired. I am too lazy to do the math, but that is thousands of missiles, plus 10 bombs per plane and they are bombing, landing and refueling, then bombing again. Ships are taking reloads from supply ships. 15 Iowa class BB's have arrived and are firing shells at cities.

I am waiting for casualty reports from my attack and the attacks by my allies.

He lost as soon as his nukes were bombed....

You have until 1200 hours on March 21, 2004 to surrender or we invade

Stupid, stupid, stupid nubes...

I hate Israel, but...stupid, stupid, stupid...

true that i dont care if you hate Israel or not trying to kill people just because their jewish isn't going to go over very well in this game so you'll have a bunch of people to deal with...hardcore...as you see

Artitsa is now setting up its own S-500's and THEL's in Isreal from its own pocket to protect the Jewish state.

But in the Jewish community (about 35%) are calling for Nuclear Retaliation. Its a bad thing when the President agrees with them wholeheartidly. But just a small amount will be launched.
Deep in the Artitsan mountains 900 Silo doors opened revealing their deadily cargo. Each had an ICBM with 10 MIRV's each. Suddenly all stations recieved the launch codes, keys were turned, and the ICBM's rocketted out of their silo's.
All around the world, Borei SSBN's neared the surface and opened their VLS tubes. They also recieved the necessary launch codes, and fired off their nuclear payloads.
They all screamed into the upper atmosphere, then gracefully entered orbit. Then they began their re-entry back down, heading straight for Unclebob. Over a dozen malfunctioned and burned up in the atmosphere, another 2 detonated prematurely destroying 8 other ICBM's, but the rest stayed on course. As ABM defences whirled into action, countermeasures kicked in, the ECM package doing its work, along with flares and Chaffs.
As the ICBM's closed, the nose cone split open and 10 Nuclear Warheads spread out to cover a very large radius. The saturation was to destroy everything within a 3 mile radius of the border of any other nation. There were so many warheads alot of the area was overlaped by other warheads.
Casualties are expected in the Millions, if not total.

ooc:
CONGRADULATIONS. YOU'VE BEEN GLASSED.

Oh, and each Warhead is 10meg.

Kelonian military sources have detected 4 nuclear missiles on course for our 3rd city, Preznevsk. Evacuation procedures have begun but it is impossible, with a population of over 15 million, that more than 2/3rds of the population of areas affected can be rescued.

Premier Romaninko, his wife and other senior government figures have been moved to their secure bunker in the wake of this nuclear attack, and we appeal to the international community for support.

OOC: Could you give damages for the effects of my GSF sprayings? It's a rather effective nerve agent which incapacitates within seconds and causes death within 2hrs of exposure.
Pandora's Box has detected multiple nuclear launches by multiple nations.
The missiles were targeted and destroyed while in route.

[quote="Artitsa"]CONGRADULATIONS. YOU'VE BEEN GLASSED.
quote]
LMAO. That is hilarious

Kelonian military sources have detected 4 nuclear missiles on course for our 3rd city, Preznevsk. Evacuation procedures have begun but it is impossible, with a population of over 15 million, that more than 2/3rds of the population of areas affected can be rescued.

Premier Romaninko, his wife and other senior government figures have been moved to their secure bunker in the wake of this nuclear attack, and we appeal to the international community for support.

OOC: Could you give damages for the effects of my GSF sprayings? It's a rather effective nerve agent which incapacitates within seconds and causes death within 2hrs of exposure.
Pandora's Box has detected multiple nuclear launches by multiple nations.
The missiles were targeted and destroyed while in route.

Did you just destroy my ICBM's? If you did I want return payment for that, plus I want to see how you would go about destroying them 8)

Kelonian military sources have detected 4 nuclear missiles on course for our 3rd city, Preznevsk. Evacuation procedures have begun but it is impossible, with a population of over 15 million, that more than 2/3rds of the population of areas affected can be rescued.

Premier Romaninko, his wife and other senior government figures have been moved to their secure bunker in the wake of this nuclear attack, and we appeal to the international community for support.

OOC: Could you give damages for the effects of my GSF sprayings? It's a rather effective nerve agent which incapacitates within seconds and causes death within 2hrs of exposure.
Pandora's Box has detected multiple nuclear launches by multiple nations.
The missiles were targeted and destroyed while in route.

Did you just destroy my ICBM's? If you did I want return payment for that, plus I want to see how you would go about destroying them 8)
All ICBM's launched by Unclebob and other nations have been obliterated. though a couple might have gotten through. The exact mechanics for pandora's box is a national security secret.
You will not be compensated, the use of any WMD is a violation of the Whittier Convention (the NS version of the Geneva Conventions).
Whittier is now investigating to find out who started the nuclear exchange and will deal with them accordingly. Those who used WMD's will be placed on trial for using WMDs.

Kelonian military sources have detected 4 nuclear missiles on course for our 3rd city, Preznevsk. Evacuation procedures have begun but it is impossible, with a population of over 15 million, that more than 2/3rds of the population of areas affected can be rescued.

Premier Romaninko, his wife and other senior government figures have been moved to their secure bunker in the wake of this nuclear attack, and we appeal to the international community for support.

OOC: Could you give damages for the effects of my GSF sprayings? It's a rather effective nerve agent which incapacitates within seconds and causes death within 2hrs of exposure.
Pandora's Box has detected multiple nuclear launches by multiple nations.
The missiles were targeted and destroyed while in route.

Did you just destroy my ICBM's? If you did I want return payment for that, plus I want to see how you would go about destroying them 8)
All ICBM's launched by Unclebob and other nations have been obliterated. though a couple might have gotten through. The exact mechanics for pandora's box is a national security secret.
You will not be compensated, the use of any WMD is a violation of the Whittier Convention (the NS version of the Geneva Conventions).
Whittier is now investigating to find out who started the nuclear exchange and will deal with them accordingly. Those who used WMD's will be placed on trial for using WMDs.
One of the nukes that go through this Pandora's Box (what tech is it based on?) hit the nation's capital where, incidently, Adolph Hitler himself just happened to be.
The entire city was destroyed and Hitler and his advisors were vaporized in the nuclear blast.
A second nuke went off course and exploded over a national park causing billions of dollars in ecological damage.
Meantime, when news spread that Hitler was killed in the attack on the capital, the Nazi's lost control of several cities as panic and chaos broke out.
People are now rioting. Thugs and criminals are running the streets, raping and beating who ever they want just for the hell of it.
The Nazi's try to reimpose order but are overcome by roving gangs of violent criminals who are intimidating the populace and calling themselves warlords. the most powerful being Warlord Shashenzki.
The warlords are taking over by bullying people, torturing the civilians, and by using drugs and bribery.
Women and children are mysteriously disappearing off the streets to be forced into sexual slavery for the warlords and drug lords who have taken over the nation.
Those who can, are fleeing to the safety of other nations.

What year level is this Pandora's box to obliterate 1000 ICBM's with the best ECM suite available and 10 MIRV's traveling at Mach 20+. Its nearly impossible to hit a ICBM upon reentry. I'd love explanations (you can do it through PM.) I just want to make sure your not modding on me here.

Oh, one more thing. We're not in Wittier therefor your rules do not apply to me.

To Unclebob:

Artitsa will now:
A) Help clean up the Radioactivity with NBC teams upon your permission
B) Reimburse the people of Unclebob
C) Help reestablish order
D) And will finally allow free transport to Artitsa for a period of time while we create order.

What is the damage report from my conventional attack on your gov, cities, and military. What military units were destroyed and how many people killed?

To Unclebob:

Artitsa will now:
A) Help clean up the Radioactivity with NBC teams upon your permission
B) Reimburse the people of Unclebob
C) Help reestablish order
D) And will finally allow free transport to Artitsa for a period of time while we create order.
there is no government to get permission from. and the roving gangs would just as soon mug, rob, or kill you as talk to you.
There is total chaos in Unclebob and multinational force may be necessary to restore order and stop the gangs from intimidating and assaulting the innocent.

What is the damage report from my conventional attack on your gov, cities, and military. What military units were destroyed and how many people killed?
Half of the conventional warheads were shot down but the ones that got in, made lucky hits and caused substantial damage.
Infantry and tank units were destroyed.
4 airforce fields were destroyed
a warehouse in a harbor was destroyed
a school and senior center were each destroyed by a seperate missile
but because of where these sights were located, and the time of day, the casualties number to a total of over 340,000.

What year level is this Pandora's box to obliterate 1000 ICBM's with the best ECM suite available and 10 MIRV's traveling at Mach 20+. Its nearly impossible to hit a ICBM upon reentry. I'd love explanations (you can do it through PM.) I just want to make sure your not modding on me here.

Oh, one more thing. We're not in Wittier therefor your rules do not apply to me.No it would not destroy all 1000, it would only destroy 80%.
Some (20% estimated) would still make it through to their targets.
Using 2010 technology artificial intelligence technology.

ooc: Well, I'll accept it. I have my own SDI and THEL systems.

ic:
Artitsa will lead a multinational force to restore order to Unclebob. The first 4,000 will be dropped by two RT-1707 super-heavies. The infantry will drop along with Sprut-M airdroppable tanks and make their way to an airport. They will then capture the airport to bring in both RedCross aid and other such.
Each soldier is equiped with a AVU-96 assault rifles, and Force Warrior combat systems.

The Nation of Haick disagree's with the actions of Uncle Bob. However, as a soveirgn nation posing no threat to us, and taking into consideration the inhumanity posed by Israel against the palestinians, The Armed Republic of Haick will not ally with either side in this scuffle. If you choose to use this as a stepping stone into the entire Middle East and their cheap revenue of oil I will be forced to reconsider this, as you would then pose a serious threat to the world economy.

The Most Holy Principality of Roania has witnessed this incident escalate, and, in the name of humanity, we make the following demands.

1. Unclebob is to be forcibly demilitarised, and prevented from ever developing or purchasing any form of weapons.

2. The entire GDP of Unclebob is to be handed over to Isreal for repairs.

Failure for the occupying force to comply with these simple demands will... be unfortunate.

TAG

OOC: Well. This thing started out well and went to crap quickly wih all of the nuke-flippage. When will people learn that a nation of 60 million cannot possibly support dozens of Nimitz-based fleets?

At least one will do it.

Honorable President John Quantas has released the following statement:

"This is quite funny, is it not? There is a small nation with a reasonably weak economy, anti-Semetic, they shall feel the brute force of the Quarkan National Anti-Terrorism Force.

For indeed, this is terrorism. To quote Señor Buffett: "That's why it's still a mystery to me, why some people live like they do...".

Mmm, that may become the national song. Anyway, you are being utterly ridiculous and... does this even deserve a formal statement?

We do not fully comprehend this "Pandora's Box", however, since only 80% of the nuclear warheads are destroyed, we will throw 1,000 directly in the direction of UncleBob.

Since we fully intend to not only hit the intruder in the head with the gasket but also to sock him in the balls with the toaster, we will also send 30 commissioned Royal Quarkan Navy fish-hauling barges, but filled with hamsters. Oh, and bombs.

We've done this before, usually as a prank. This time we are quite serious. When 1,000,000 microchip-controlled hamsters come running directly towards UncleBob's capital, destroying all of the farms along the way, you will feel quite numbered. They are all rabid and most of them are infected with a highly unusual strand of rabies that a scientist of ours found in a box of Cheeto's™ brand cheese snacks! Mmm, mmm, good!

In addition, these 30 barges will continue to sail as far up into the country as is possible, they are pure Quarkan steel and thus cannot be readily sunk, once I give the command they will all explode with the force of half a conventional atomic bomb.

Ah, I love crazy guerilla tactics.

Good luck, oh dwindling nation of UncleBob, in attempting your futile retaliation, for we have one of the most advanced current-tech missile defense systems anywhere.

God Bless your poor soul."

**Merle Haggard is heard in the background: When you're runnin' down my country man, you're walking on the fightin' side of me...**

OOC

Late post ...

IC

We thank everyone for their support and military actions against the minions of the anti-Christ and their anti-Semitic puppets.

(Yes, another Israel)

LONG LIVE YISRAEL!!!
Adonai barchu yisrael

Well, you had our support and we don't care for Israel, we just don't like idiots throwing nukes and biological weapons around.

Should be noted that Israel is gaining the ability to defend itself against ground attacks. You may send some of your troops home now.

We used biological weapons (namely the nerve agent GSF) in the fight but...
OOC: We kept usage realistic and didnt just sit launching four-figure amounts of nukes at all and sundry and
IC: We only used them against legitimate military targets after they used biological attacks against civilians

Also, when we get word from LowerEgypt that is safe for us to return, the civilians we escorted from LE when they came under biological attacks will be flown back in.

ooc:
Are ya'll trying to say something about me? At least I bloody RP'd my nuke launching in detail. I even had my own casualties!

OOC: I'm not saying anything about anyone, it's just nukes got tossed around with remarkable speed. You did RP your nukes very well, I was just using the 1000-nuke figure as an example of the war escalating to silly proportions.

I was more annoyed by UncleBob's:
4 nuclear warheads have been fired into Kelonian territory.
(Pick the target and damages.)
A "I can fire more nukes than you!" war isn't a good RP, though you did it a lot better than some - you put a story behind it, rather than just "I launched so many nukes at you. You die."

ooc: Well the thing is, you can launch any 4 digit number of nukes at me, and I will take minimum damage. You suddenly toss 5 digit numbers, then I have a problem. Thus, I only use 1000 ICBM's because to me, thats a small amount. You CAN RP a nuking, and if I ever get nuked I plan to RP out the whole thing, then slowly rebuild from a ragtag group of survivors :D

I tried to RP my nuking, and explained how come only one hit - I thought I did it quite well, seeing as I'm quite new to the whole RP thing. At least I hope it came across well.

I support unclebob, i pledge my full army and resources in the hands of uncle bob. In what right did the country of Israel have the right to opress the palestinians. Do you ( allies of Israel) support people who murder children everyday, demolish house just for pleasure I certianly don't. My army of 50,000 troops will be landing on the shores of Israel in about a day. I have sent 100 submarines to aid the 90 aircraft carriers that i have sent. supporting them will be my elite force of rapptor jets ( numbers to vass to state). over 100,000 armored veichles will be assisting in this fight. i also declare nuclear war on the country of israel.

puny infidels you have no idea what is in store for you.

OOC: I'm not saying anything about anyone, it's just nukes got tossed around with remarkable speed. You did RP your nukes very well, I was just using the 1000-nuke figure as an example of the war escalating to silly proportions.

I was more annoyed by UncleBob's:
4 nuclear warheads have been fired into Kelonian territory.
(Pick the target and damages.)
A "I can fire more nukes than you!" war isn't a good RP, though you did it a lot better than some - you put a story behind it, rather than just "I launched so many nukes at you. You die."

What was wrong with my rp?
You're not supposed to determine your opponents damage.
Plus I don't know what cities he had so I let him pick those too.
And it is absurd, unless your are a 2002 or sept 2003 nation to be throwing around 1000's of nukes.

OOC: OK I'll give you that one, but you might have said "In response to..." before it - and I agree, 1000 nukes from anyone is a tad overkill.

IC: Slimjimistine, given the amount of support given against UncleBob, it is not wise to declare support for him and then start a war against the country the coalition were defending - especially when it's territory currently owned by Fluffywuffy. Any invasion of Israel will be met with force, and troops that were watching the situation in LowerEgypt have now been told to keep a close eye on Israel.

A January nation can't support 90 CVNs or 100k tanks. The US has the most at 12

A January nation can't support 90 CVNs or 100k tanks. The US has the most at 12

A January nation can't support 90 CVNs or 100k tanks. The US has the most at 12

Do you ( allies of Israel) support people who murder children everyday, demolish house just for pleasure I certianly don't.

Oh... so you support Palestinians who blow themselves up in the middle of Women and Children? They go onto a bus, and blow up a bus full of innocent people. Women and Children man... so you have no right to say Isreal's the bad guy here, when clearly Palestine is targeting women and children in their attacks. I wouldn't care if they tried to kill military personell.. but women and children?

I definitely agree with Artitsa on that! :wink:

amen, just yesterday the Israelis stopped a man with explosives in gaza. He detonated them, killing himself, his wife, and a few other Palestinians. Now that is sweet retribution against the Hamas animals

Ok too far here... Stop with issues that belong to general forum (IMO, not even there).

Back on-topic, 90 aircraft carriers is a godmod for a nation barely a week older than mine. My nation has only 3 aircraft carriers, and though that's a low number, I suppose, it's a bit odd you have a carrier fleet 30 times bigger than mine... make your force slightly more realistic and this could make for an interesting RP

We have somewhere in the range of 15- to 25-thousand nuclear warheads, though the exact numbers are classified.

Our gross military spending is quite high, and we have the GDP to do it.

We can fire 1000 nuclear missiles as we please. We can fire 10,000 nuclear missiles as we please.

197 nuclear missles hit UncleBob, this is why we fired 1000. We knew Pandora's box would only stop about 80% of these(from their own figures).

From what we can tell, the damage was largely not to the capital itself, but the immediately surrounding area. Thus, we conclude that we destroyed most of the key agricultural and industrial areas of the nation, with the exception of what may be in the capital itself.

Interestingly enough, our very own nuclear attacks is thought to have wiped out approximately 1/2 of the rabid hamsters we launched over there.

In addition, the 30 barges worked mostly flawlessly as planned. 12 of them made it through unnoticed(supply ships they looked like?), and the remaining 18 either sunk due to imploding upon themselves or being destroyed by whatever defense system UncleBob has.

These 12 destroyed most of an immediate port area somewhere in a bay relatively far inland.


As far as we can tell, UncleBob is on its last leg.

OOC

Interesting ... claimants for Israel = Fluffy Wuffy, Lower Egypt, <me> and Western Asia.

Between us, there's enough nukes to turn UncleBob into a crater ...

Uncle Bob pulled back anyway. I hit his homeland and gave him some heavy casualties.

I think it is time for all the supporters of Israel to have a large alliance. It is a dangerous world out there with nazis and fundamental islamist.