17-03-2004, 04:01
In a sudden, unforseen move by the Archbishop of the Church of Rather Convenient, the country has now announced its intentions to leave the world stage and to retreat to a policy of isolationism.
The Archbishop today clarified that this meant Rather Convenient was cutting off all political ties with other nations - trade would continue, if other nations are willing, but that "we would not involved ourselves in the politics of other nations."
The Archbishop has given all nations with embassies within Rather Convenient two weeks to leave, before all their non-native personnel will be deported. He has also kindly requested that all spies within Rather Convenent withdraw, since Rather Convenient will no longer be involved with world politics.
This marks the last open international broadcast until further notice.
The Archbishop today clarified that this meant Rather Convenient was cutting off all political ties with other nations - trade would continue, if other nations are willing, but that "we would not involved ourselves in the politics of other nations."
The Archbishop has given all nations with embassies within Rather Convenient two weeks to leave, before all their non-native personnel will be deported. He has also kindly requested that all spies within Rather Convenent withdraw, since Rather Convenient will no longer be involved with world politics.
This marks the last open international broadcast until further notice.