NationStates Jolt Archive

*In the PM's HQ*
*The phone rings*
PM: Hello, Alan Belmore
General Wicksersham: Sir, we're on the edge of civil war.
PM:WHAT??? Why was I not informed earlier?
GW: We've only just been informed, the NCA* have rung us, demanding your immediate resignation
PM:But they're a terrorist group, surely they do not have enough men to overthrow us?
GW: You'd be surprised, they have been recruiting in the north for a while, or so they say, we also believe they are being funded by Capatilist nations outside, and inside, FIFA.
PM: OK, call a cabnet meeting immediatly, we must asess our options.

*The NCA is the Northen Capatilist Allience is a Belmorian terrorit group, trying to destroy 300 years of Communism in the country.

OOC: I'm looking for a few capitilist nations to fund/RP as the rebels.

OOC: Not capitalist, but I'm sure we'd help anyone trying to get rid of the corrupt Alan Belmore. :wink:

The Republic of Luciferius would be more than happy to contribute to the objective of overthrowing Communism for the sake of Capitalism in any way possible.

"The Freer the Markets the Freer the People"

Imilania will gladly offer its military forces for any offensive operations to the NCA for a cost tbc.

(ooc: wire me over any details about the rebels)

In the office of first Lentine Hangila Sede. A rather small bureau in the Orange-White-Blue house. the large window gives the present persons, Hangila Sede and lentine of foreign affairs Inri Li-Sa a good view over the rejistanian capital Sike. Whenever a difficult decision is to be made, she looks out of the window and thinks. Currently Li-Sa and she are talking.

ILS: Bad news, we have. The Belmorians nearing a civil war.
HS: Belmorians? These communist inbreds you mean?
ILS: Officially I would disagree, but hey you're right. The country where nearly everyone has the last name 'Belmore'.
HS: What kind of rebels are that?
ILS: Capitalists!
HS: Eeek!
ILS: They are no developpists*. We don't have much informations about it, but I'll keep you informed about the situation.

*the Party for Development is a hypercapitalist party in Rejistania. They are always a minorty in the parliament.

The Jingoistic States of Democrats are Sissies would also like to aid our fellow pro-business Capitalists in their fight for social and economic freedom. Long Live Laissez Faire!

*Filming begins*

The head of the NCA positioned the camera.

Ladies and Gentlemen we have interrupted your normal programming to inform our corrupt Communist government will be overthrown by us, the Northern Capitalist Alliance. For those of you who have not yet heard of us we are freedom fighters aiming for the freedom of the market. I’m sure everyone can understand that in the rule of terror this government brings we must resort to violence to overthrow them. Now we have realised that the government does not care about its people and is staying in power despite our 20 attacks. We will march to the capital and we will overthrow our ruthless and corrupt government for you, the Belmorians. We will now return you to “Alandale”.

*Filming stops*

PA: That was excellent sir. Your commanders are waiting for you over video link.

Head of the NCA: Sure I’ll get to the boardroom straight away.

*In the Boardroom*

My 6 Commanders, we now have a battle plan. Our forces will be split into 6 tribes. 2 will go east to the Northern continent. 2 will go South East to Alan City and 2 will go South to capture the islands. Each tribe will be funded by another nation, also wanting to overthrow our corrupt government. Our forces will be deployed in the next few days, good luck.