NationStates Jolt Archive


READ THIS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Atlantic Quays
13-03-2004, 19:17
ARE YOU TIRED OF LIVING IN A REGION WITH TENS OF THOUSANDS OF NATIONS, AND YOU DON'T KNOW ANYONE'S NAME? ARE YOU TIRED OF LIVING IN A REGION ALL ALONE, WITH NO ONE ELSE TO TALK TO? ARE YOU JUST BORED OF NATIONSTATES, AND WANT TO MIX THINGS UP A BIT?

IF YOU SAID YES TO ANY OF THESE THINGS, I HAVE THE PERFECT SOLUTION FOR YOU. MOVE TO THE East Coast, TODAY. WE CURRENTLY HAVE ONLY SEVEN NATIONS, FIVE OF WHICH ARE UN MEMBERS, BUT OTHERS ARE FLOCKING TO THE REGION, AND ALMOST EVERYONE IS ON EVERY DAY. THERE IS ALWAYS A FRIENDLY, HUMOROUS ATMOSPHERE IN THE East Coast. WE ARE LOOKING FOR NEW NATIONS, OLD NATIONS, BLUE NATIONS, AND BOLD NATIONS. WE ARE ESPECIALLY INTERESTED IN ACQUIRING UN MEMBERS, TO GAIN MORE POWER AND VOICE FOR THE East Coast, IN THE UNITED NATIONS, AND IN NATION STATES IN GENERAL. SOON WE'LL BE BIGGER THAN THE SOUTH PACIFIC, SO JOIN THE East Coast NOW, AND JOIN THE CRAZE! EVERYONE ELSE IS DOING IT. IF YOU'RE FEELING BOLD, YOU CAN EVEN TRY TO OVERTHROW OUR CURRENT UN DELEGATE, WHOSE POPULARITY IS WEAKENING, AND IS CURRENTLY HOLDING POWER WITH ONLY ONE ENDORSEMENT.

BY THE WAY, THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM ATLANTIC QUAYS, THE CURRENT UN DELEGATE FOR THE East Coast. IF YOU WANT MY JOB, THEN JOIN OUR REGION. I DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!