NationStates Jolt Archive

comander: Sir, the defensive posts are in opsition, all shields are opperational!

Me: Good, get radar planes out there to scout for enemy missiles. I want the shielded missiles ready!

Comander: And the troops?

Me: I want them posted in dontgonearthere... All two hundred and eighty seven million of them.

Also, put hte sea mines in place... of the desentigration variety. Remote activated gas mines should be placed throuout dontgonearther. I want the detonator sitting on my desk tomorrow!

Comander: by gas do you mean the new o....

Me: Yes... he wont function too well under those conditions.

Comander: It is a little difficult to cmoplete tasks having what feels like temporary 3rd degree burns. Ill go d...

Me: And one more thing... If any of dontgonearthere's ships horrass trading vessles, I want that entire natoin under a mushroom cloud.

OOC: what is this? are you asking for an attack because i am very lost by this.

J.M. Bob

ooc-dont you think he will have defenses ? you cant just send planes in and set mines,not to mention 287 million of anything,planes,troops,vheciles,etc. is so large it would be detected by radar miles away,and say theyre mofidifed off B-2's,a flock of birds 287 million large would be suspicious...

OOC:Not to mention that DGNT Is a powerful space nation that is at least twice your size. Also, there is no way you can coordinate 287 million anything. It would be impossible. Lastly, you can't just walk into his nation like that. You have to get by his army, which is larger than yours by a quite a bit

I agree with Kihamaria, and Central Facehuggeria. I mean he is very powerful, so I think that you should change the name of this thread to the 'Very stupid, and Idiotic Suicide Plan of M-Pire'. DGNT could woop your nations ass in a heart beat.

OOC: I suppose Ill be coming out of retirement for this, since it seems such an urgent matter.

Info on DGNT defences, natural and man-made:
First line: Boarder posts, lots of them, manned by either robots or human patrols, as well as air patrols and the like.
Second line: Desert, lots of it. Its about 200mi through trackless sand, no oaisis, no inns, nothing. Temperature reaches 120 on a hot day, winds up to a hundred MPH. Patrols on occasion, lots of airtraffic, military and civilian.
Third line: Outskirts of cities, these are basicaly military camps surrounding the city, most of individual mini-domes for protection.
Fourth line: City defences, these are similar to a modern airport, baggage/ID checks, X-ray scans, the like.

Cities are domed, so gas buried outside is not much of a threat, movement is mostly by monorail-trams.

Dont mind if Im a little rusty, my l33t RP s]<1llz are a bit unused.

IC:
Dontgonearthe Castle, G'oaway.

"Sir, M-Pire has reacted to our embargo, he has threatened use of Weapons of Mass Destruction. Here is the telegram. Appareantly we must surrender now or face technology only 'I and the US government' whatever that is, 'have', sir." The aide placed some papers on Mr 47's desk.
"Really? I never would have guessed." Mr 47 shuffled the papers, read them, checked a few things, then placed them in the 'Issues' box.
"Deal with it."
"Yessir." The aide turned to walk out.
"Oh, and send a message to our allies in the GDA, they may want a share if the entire thing is not to be redistributed to the self-lighted window buisness."

DNN News:
"The Dontgonearthere Government announced a tightening of security due to threats of terrorist actions by a rival state. All tourists are now subject to searches/ID scans, we appologize for the inconvienence, and hope that it is temporary. Please go about your buisness.
In other news the new Mime-Bashing season had its first casualty today..."

there are several questions and comments that I have:

1. who are the first few people that replied? no wait... let me answer that, a bunch of DUMB FUCK ASSHOLES!!!

2. your defences are crap

3. who said anything about terrorism? This is WW3

4. and so what if you have patroles, it is obvious where my military is!

5. By stealthy and quick I mean that you don't know the half of what I am capabke of.

6. oh well dgnt may be a bit larger than me, they don't call it the information age for nothing!

7. by "the U.S. government" I meant the real one. This tecknologe exists today and basically eleminates matter leaving only the 1% of energy that was in thhe matter in radiation form. DON'T MESS WITH ME!

please contact me asap. in the meantime I will be compiling another list of cmoplaints and evidence that you are sone 30 year old loser who dosn't have friends or a job and lives in your mom's basement!!!

there are several questions and comments that I have:

1. who are the first few people that replied? no wait... let me answer that, a bunch of DUMB FUCK ASSHOLES!!!

2. your defences are crap

3. who said anything about terrorism? This is WW3

4. and so what if you have patroles,a whole lot of good that will do you,it is obvious where my military is!

5. By stealthy and quick I mean that you don't know the half of what I am capabke of.

6. oh well dgnt may be a bit larger than me, they don't call it the information age for nothing!

7. by "the U.S. government" I meant the real one. This tecknologe exists today and basically eleminates matter leaving only the 1% of energy that was in thhe matter in radiation form. DON'T MESS WITH ME!

please contact me asap. in the meantime I will be compiling another list of cmoplaints and evidence that you are sone 30 year old loser who dosn't have friends or a job and lives in your mom's basement!!!

there are several questions and comments that I have:

1. who are the first few people that replied? no wait... let me answer that, a bunch of DUMB f--- ASSHOLES!!!

2. your defences are crap

3. who said anything about terrorism? This is WW3

4. and so what if you have patroles,a whole lot of good that will do you,it is obvious where my military is!

5. By stealthy and quick I mean that you don't know the half of what I am capabke of.

6. oh well dgnt may be a bit larger than me, they don't call it the information age for nothing!

7. by "the U.S. government" I meant the real one. This tecknologe exists today and basically eleminates matter leaving only the 1% of energy that was in thhe matter in radiation form. DON'T MESS WITH ME!

please contact me asap. in the meantime I will be compiling another list of cmoplaints and evidence that you are sone 30 year old loser who dosn't have friends or a job and lives in your mom's basement!!!

Let me make these true....

1. who is M-Pire? no wait... let me answer that, a DUMB f--- ASSHOLE!!!

2. M-Pire's defences are crap

3. who said anything about terrorism? This is M-Pire trying to get his nation blown to bits.

4. and so what if you have patroles,a whole lot of good that will do you,it is obvious where my military is! Except the sheer size will give them away... D'oh you forgot about that didn't you M-Pire, actually M-Pire is getting annoying to type, so I will call him grumbles. DGNT has scanners, radar, so you will be found. Even if he didn't, the size of it would be found, you can't just break into a nation with millions of men, and not expect to be seen.

5. By stealthy and quick I mean that you don't know the half of what I am capabke of. Side Comment: He isn't capable of anything, I mean look at his post 23, look at DGNT's 2884.

6. oh well dgnt may be a bit larger than me, they don't call it the information age for nothing! Your right, they call it the age of grumbles collaspe!

7. by "the U.S. government" I meant the real one. This tecknologe exists today and basically eleminates matter leaving only the 1% of energy that was in thhe matter in radiation form. DON'T MESS WITH ME! tecknologe? Are you like some 1st grader trying to type? MESS WITH HIM, HE IS A NOOB!!!

please contact me asap. in the meantime I will be compiling another list of cmoplaints and evidence that you are sone 30 year old loser who dosn't have friends or a job and lives in your mom's basement!!! In other words, he is going to be compiling another list of cmoplaints and evidence that he (M-Pire) is sone 30 year old loser who dosn't have friends or a job and lives in his mom's basement!!!

Oh yah, I am a friend with DGNT if you would like to know.

ooc-ok,so you want a WW3,yet you call people that could very well be power players in a ww3 names,so theyre annoyed,so if it becomes a ww3,you'll be a miniscule germany,and have you thought that DGNT is a space nation,to beat him you gotta fly into his space bases of whatever and then board,im sure he has big lasers on his bases to wipe you outta the sky when you come.
and you cant ignore patrols,you cant post *my military of 287 million moves into youre land* on land im sure he has defenses of all sorts,he said air patrols and watch posts,and a bunch of clumped up disorginized 287 million military men would be attacking with bombs of all sorts,espically nuclear and MOAB bombs.

"Sir, our ally, dontgonearthere has been attacked by a 287 million troops." said a subordinate to Supreme Overlorrd TimeLapse
"well, by who?"
"M-Pire sir."
"Well, heres what i suggest. Get 2000 troops and capture all of M-pire, they will have no defenses or people with training left to man andy defenses."
"Yes sir."


Later that night a squadron of troop transports flew over M-Pire, dropping 5000 elite swordtails into M-Pire cities. The troops would secure the cities.

OOC: problem solved

"Have the first and second Techon fleet arrive to bombard M-Pire's troops!"
"Aye sir!"

1st Fleet
12 Destroyer class ships
10 Defender Class Ships
30 Semi-Nuclear Frigates
20 Ion Frigates
10 Devil Class ships
5 Medical Frigates
1013 Starheads
1013 T-Wings
1013 X-2s
198 X-Runners
220 BackRunners

2nd Fleet
12 Destroyer class ships
10 Defender Class Ships
30 Semi-Nuclear Frigates
20 Ion Frigates
10 Devil Class ships
5 Medical Frigates
1013 Starheads
1013 T-Wings
1013 X-2s
198 X-Runners
220 BackRunners

there are several questions and comments that I have:

1. who are the first few people that replied? no wait... let me answer that, a bunch of DUMB f--- ASSHOLES!!!

2. your defences are crap

3. who said anything about terrorism? This is WW3

4. and so what if you have patroles,a whole lot of good that will do you,it is obvious where my military is!

5. By stealthy and quick I mean that you don't know the half of what I am capabke of.

6. oh well dgnt may be a bit larger than me, they don't call it the information age for nothing!

7. by "the U.S. government" I meant the real one. This tecknologe exists today and basically eleminates matter leaving only the 1% of energy that was in thhe matter in radiation form. DON'T MESS WITH ME!

please contact me asap. in the meantime I will be compiling another list of cmoplaints and evidence that you are sone 30 year old loser who dosn't have friends or a job and lives in your mom's basement!!!

Ill answer these I guess.

1. Ill leave that to them.

2. My defences are quite well developed, obviously you have failed to do accurate recon flights.

3. You are threatening to blow up gas mines if I dont do what you want. WW3 already happened, I think NS is on ten now. In any case, this is just us two, a World War usualy involves all of the vetran nations.

4. I have patrols, they tell other patrols where your military is and LOTS of patrols all converge on that spot. Along with an orbital bombardment or two.

5. And? I have a giant space fleet with soem of the more sophisticated sensor technology on Nation States, and before you go into 'stealth', I mean they have things like gravemetric sensors (Gravity scanners, everything has a certain amount of gravity, the scanner filters out planets and displays other objects, such as people, ships and vehicles), or heat sensors, that sort of thing, as well as more conventional 'ping ping, look its there' radar.

6. I am indeed larger than you, and they dont call it the Lightspeed age for nothing.

7. By 'whatever the US government is' I mean that my tech is something like a quintrillion years more advanced. (SARCASM ALERT: Quintrillion was an exaggeration, it does not reflect the real tech level of DGNT, which is sometehing like the year 3,500)

8. Contact you about what? For your information, I am a 16-year old loser who lives in his parents house because the government says I have to. I have a part-time job, again, because the government says I cant have a full time job. I live in a room, its very nice. In fact, my hobbies include: Reading, bike-riding, swimming, metalwork, clay-arts (Its like drawing in 3D ;)), and sleeping. My favorite subject in school is Social Studies, my favorite colour is blue, my dogs name is Riki, she has been in the local newspapers six times, three on the front page. My favorite book is either Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy or the Discworld series.
I have a blue 4-Runner I share with my parents, because the government has not yet passed laws forbiding teen driving. My insurance is quite low, and I have not had any accidents.

Now, if you are not going to act somewhat civil, avoid acts of godmoddery and idiocy, I will simply ignore you.

there are several questions and comments that I have:
1. who are the first few people that replied? no wait... let me answer that, a bunch of DUMB f--- ASSHOLES!!!


Listen M-Pire, you are obviously flaming. Cut it out. Now I was merely pointing out the MAJOR flaws in your plan and why you have no chance against DGNT. Also, while your "secret technology that only you and the US government have" may be effective against a modern tech enemy, DGNT is a future tech nation with shields and advanced composites. The result is that your special technology becomes about as useful as a pointy stick.

Hmm...M-Pire's going to produce enough anti-matter to destroy DGNT? This should be...fun.

OOC:

Let him try if he thinks he can get away with it, even though he doesn't have a hope of winning. Brutal domination is a good way to put a noob in his place.

Lapse has the right idea about invading the M-Pire homeland while his troops are at war. I have no idea how they are going to survive once their supply lines have been cut off at the source.

OOC: Sounds like a 'Survivor' clone to me.
"How long can YOU survive in a trackless desert with only an assault rifle, ten clips of ammo, four days of food and water and hostile enemies all around? Oh, did we mention that everybody within a million miles is trying to kill you? And that your movements are being tracked from orbit by a mile long sensor platform waiting for just the right moment to turn you and all the other players into free-floating hydrogen molocules? Sorry, we forgot to put that in the contract, c'ya!"

*Pushes a declaration of war on M-Pire through Congress.*

"I am greatly pissed off at M-Pire. They have practically signed themselves into a declaration of war with any country, and have left themselves open. Send 700 CEFARUs to M-Pire. They will go to the major cities. Order them to damage the cities as much as possible, then, when they feel no more damage can be done, evacuate. If they are opposed, they will continue causeing damage. Even if the enemy kills them, they'll take a bit of the city with them."

*Sips on some coffee.*

"After the CEFARUs are done, send the Invasive-Trained Squads over, with about 150 CEFARUs. They'll know what to do."

It's been said above, but allow me...

Knock off the flaming M-Pire.

M-Pire is already screwed.. unless he does what many N00bs would do in this situation and godmods to the extreme.. in which case he'd still die with all the forces arrayed against him... I can't stop laughing... :lol: :lol:

Can I Particle Cannon this f---er into the ground? My Earthripper satelites are getting rusty. Pleeeeease?

No, me, me! I wanna bombard him! My Earth defense cannons should make short work of him!

OOC-Does anybody think M-PIRE either A.surrendered or B.quit the game?

OOC-Does anybody think M-PIRE either A.surrendered or B.quit the game?

(c) All of the above. And he's stupid. And 10 years old.

Your attacks are futile. (verbal and in the game) I know that I am smarter than all of you combined. please stop godmodding, it is very annoying. All of your facilities that pose any threat to me (scientific) are currently being bombarded. Good day. Please tell me the massave dammage no later than noon tomorrow.

DGNT, how do I go about getting one of these people to attack me?

I would put him in a cage, and pet him, and feed him, and call him dumb-dumb. Then, when I was tired of him, I would use his population as test subjects.

Can I buy yours?

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Ok, thats it. time to employ...'AGENT R'

A flight of stealth bombers flew over the huge clump of M-Pire troops, they all seemed asleep and the guards were bribed. Out of each bomber 3 cylindrical tubes, about 30 cm long were dropped, quietly to the ground, before the stealth bombers flewback to base.

In lapse:
Lord Time Lapse: Are the Agent R's in place?
Advisor: Yes sir
Lord Time Lapse: Then are all troops of ours and DGNTs out of the radius of impact?
Advisor: yes sir.
Lord Time Lapse: Then initate the Rs
Advisor: Yes sir
Lord Time Lapse: Is that all you can say ?
Advisor: Yes sir.

Upon the Button labeled 'Do not press this unless you are ordered too. It can kill people :)' being pressed, all of the Agent R's were activated, out of this there was thousand of different sound waves being produced, of which one was the one that actually did anything. The sound was ultra high frequency, and would cause all humans withing 50km brains to implode and bones shatter. Once it was activated, it was the end of the M-pire forces.

OOC: M-pire, we are not godomding. 387 million ntroops is godmoding. and, i doubt you are smarter. You have the intelligence of a 1 year old, and thats insulting the one year old.

So much flame and bait...

So little actual RP.

Mod Cannon Of Lockage Deployed.

Thread Locked.

War Wiped From Existance.

Have a lovely day.

Yay! I win!