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Deciding vote! YOU decide on the next Xanthalian Dictator!

Xanthal
12-03-2004, 06:12
Vladimir Museveni, the dictator of Xanthal since 3418, died of natural causes this February 7, 3463. After a standard election, Zelda Zabertini was appointed to the Dictatorial position, which she will assume tomorrow effective 00:01.

Zelda Zabertini:
The Zabertini family rears its head again as Zeke's greatX45 granddaughter announces her candidacy. Currently working as the Minister of International Affairs, Zelda has a tremendous amount of experience in the political field. Of sound mind and calm composure, Miss Zabertini is a favorite of voters. She has, throughout her career, demonstrated that she is easy when she can be and tough when it counts. Sporting a slightly catlike complexion and pointed ears (she is a Human/Elf/Catperson hybrid) she also embodies the kind of acceptance that Xanthal is so proud of. Less impressive is her sense of economy, but those concerned are confident that the Ministry of Economics will keep the young lady on the right track. Zelda's top issue is foreign policy. She believes that Xanthal should try to establish positive relations with as many nations as posible in order to secure its future in the international community. She also stresses the importance of maintaining civil freedoms on the homefront, though not at the expense of order. By far the top runner in the Xanthalian polls.
Xanthal
12-03-2004, 17:21
Bump.
Cyberutopia
12-03-2004, 19:00
((Tagishness.))
Arenumberg
12-03-2004, 19:02
Go zelda..
Xanthal
12-03-2004, 19:18
Poll reset with top two candidates. Please vote again to pick your favorite.
Aurora Prima
12-03-2004, 19:22
You just can't compete with someone named Zelda. Especially a catperson/elf/human Zelda. :lol:
The Silver Turtle
12-03-2004, 19:34
You just can't compete with someone named Zelda. Especially a catperson/elf/human Zelda. :lol:
Indeed. Even if Thomas was to win, some elf/human hybrid known as Link, with a fettish for white tights, green tunics, and retro weaponry would come along, shoot him with some golden arrows, then run him through with a sword of Masters....
Aurora Prima
12-03-2004, 19:41
You just can't compete with someone named Zelda. Especially a catperson/elf/human Zelda. :lol:
Indeed. Even if Thomas was to win, some elf/human hybrid known as Link, with a fettish for white tights, green tunics, and retro weaponry would come along, shoot him with some golden arrows, then run him through with a sword of Masters....

And then Link would tag team Thomas with Ganondorf, followed by a Pika-Attack! Wow, I've been playing too much SSB Melee.
Santa Barbara
12-03-2004, 19:44
(Bah. Then Samus would push Ganondorf off a cliff (dropping bombs on him to make sure), beat up Link like a rag doll (as always), and roast Pikachu in a flamethrower Pika-smore!)
The Silver Turtle
12-03-2004, 19:49
(Bah. Then Samus would push Ganondorf off a cliff (dropping bombs on him to make sure), beat up Link like a rag doll (as always), and roast Pikachu in a flamethrower Pika-smore!)
(after which Dr Mario would enter and waste everyone's ass)
(Sorry Xanthal, we should probably leave you to your thread now...)
Xanthal
13-03-2004, 00:15
*Shakes head in despair.*

I declare Zelda the winner. I'm done here, gab all you want.
Skeelzania
13-03-2004, 00:17
The Grand Prince of Skeelzania, Baad Skeelzot, congradulates Zelda Zabertini on her win. May she rule long and prosper.