Famous N00b Quotes
"How do i wage war?" YOU DON'T!
"How do i get an army, i want to destroy this guy!" YOU DON'T
"How do you play this game?" YOU DON'T
"How does my population grow?" just wait... "I DON'T WANT TO WAIT! I WANT IT NOW!" THEN STOP BOTHERING AND LEARN BY YOURSELF
"I see you are a great nation! I AM NOT WORTHY! Can you please explain to me how to play?" Well if you put it that way. Well first you blah blah blah.
Foe Hammer
12-03-2004, 03:05
*Cocks his head quizically*
Um... haha?
Sigma Octavus
12-03-2004, 05:47
That's because there are no good n00b quotes.
Euroslavia
12-03-2004, 05:49
That's because there are no good n00b quotes.
i second that notion...
Cheese Co
12-03-2004, 05:49
well there are famous ones!
That's because there are no good n00b quotes.
"I HAVEORZ TEH STEEL PENIZ!"
Kazar-Tiyon
12-03-2004, 05:50
That's because there are no good n00b quotes.
i second that notion...
Well, then... shall we vote?
Cheese Co
12-03-2004, 05:53
there you go :)
MadderMike
12-03-2004, 05:54
I am two days old I want to buy 100 of everything.
Or maybe:
"I don't need to worry about logistics, I've got a frightening economy..."
:roll:
Elvandair
12-03-2004, 05:54
that was an awful waste of bandwidth
Cheese Co
12-03-2004, 05:57
shut up :evil:
Derieties
12-03-2004, 05:59
Well, there are a few.
One of my favorite newb behavior from not-so-newbish people quote series. EXTREMELY PARAPHRASED:
Nation A:"I broke the underwater bubble"
Nations who lived in the bubble: No you didnt, our super duper uber defence system that makes our bubble indestructable stops you.
Nation A: uhhh...I live here too, and i detonated a nuke right next to the layer.
Nations:Well, there are actually 2 bubbles, one inside the other. this is so if one gets broken, we are still safe.
Nation A: noone was ever told that before, stop godmoding.
Nations: WE ARENT GODMODING. And because you accused us of that, we are going to ignore you. Our bubble never popped. neener.
Nation A: well, it did, and i killed all *counts* 70+ billion people in it.
Nations: No
Nation a: Yes
So on and so forth for a good three weeks.
How about "I am declaring war on everybody!"
Well, there are a few.
One of my favorite newb behavior from not-so-newbish people quote series. EXTREMELY PARAPHRASED:
Nation A:"I broke the underwater bubble"
Nations who lived in the bubble: No you didnt, our super duper uber defence system that makes our bubble indestructable stops you.
Nation A: uhhh...I live here too, and i detonated a nuke right next to the layer.
Nations:Well, there are actually 2 bubbles, one inside the other. this is so if one gets broken, we are still safe.
Nation A: noone was ever told that before, stop godmoding.
Nations: WE ARENT GODMODING. And because you accused us of that, we are going to ignore you. Our bubble never popped. neener.
Nation A: well, it did, and i killed all *counts* 70+ billion people in it.
Nations: No
Nation a: Yes
So on and so forth for a good three weeks.
I HATE THAT!
Cheese Co
12-03-2004, 06:13
I also dislike the newbs that start a region and say it is going to be powerful when they just make puppets and move them to there region!
Kazar-Tiyon
12-03-2004, 06:20
How about "I am declaring war on everybody!"
The most famous of all!
"The good guy is always supposed to win!"
Anarresa
12-03-2004, 06:50
"what does bump mean?"
"what does bump mean?"
...hmmm...i said that a long time ago :oops:
i have a good quote:
"[nation A] declares war on [nation B] because they took the nation name i wanted! Because i thought of it first!"
something close to that...hmmm...i remember it well...first came the noob blasting then we umm...took over the post and used it for whatever...
:twisted:
lol
i still have the link:
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=120668&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0
.....er...how bout this one......
"YOU GO BOOM NOW!"
umm,
"Hoe do i becum a moderator?"
" :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: ..."(there are about 100000 of these faces)
"My army of 6 billion invades you"