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Last week in Las Vegas an aged elf and the most evil being ever to walk the path of darkness were secretly wed at the "Lucky Luke" wedding chapel. (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2791145&highlight=#2791145)

After a night on the town in Las Vegas, Sirithil and Melkor (life-long acquaintances) decided that they should go out and have a few banana daiquiris. It is believed that Sirithil popped the question to the evil spawn of darkness, who jumped at the opportunity.

The staff at the “Lucky Luke” all night marriage chapel, although surprised to see the couple, are used to such high profile marriages between autocratic despots and evil personified, having hosted the wedding of Dread Lady Nathicana and Damian Dreadfire the previous month.

Why the elderly Sirithil has decided to marry the aged wrinkly Melkor may remain a mystery, but when Melkor’s pal, Jay Raeven, was asked why he thought Sirithil had fallen for the heart of darkness, he said simply:

"It's his spectacles and zimmer frame, they’re just so Holy Wombat be damned sexy!!!"

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Nice.

:D

They probably had a few too many banana daiquiris. Possibly way too many.

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This is causing laughter on mIRC...

~clap clap clap clap~

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Yup, that's what you get for one night stands ...

WN

OOC: Congratulations! You were able to make me laugh AND shudder in terror at the same time! Excellent job.

" ... who told your reporter 'Wibble'. This is Donna Doodat, for Wombat News, signing off."

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"Oh we just looove WN reporters & their crews they have soooo many shiny things that we can play with when they are asleep." a female WG say happily "And their stories are so funny, well the ones we don't accidently erase during our exploration of their computers & such."

"We don't do it on purpose you know, my people just flock to see a WN reporter & one thing leads to another....."

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Heh. Wombat's at it again!

Bravo!