Jamwo
07-03-2004, 16:49
The Prime Minister (popularly elected, unlike the title implies) of Jamwo, Robert Bristow, walked up onto the stage. "I am a liberal leader, and a liberal parliment has just been elected. However, before us were conservatives that lowered the government coffers with a low income tax."
He paused for a moment, straightened his tie nonchalantly (sp?), and then said, "Ergo, we are beginning a fundraiser for our nation. Nations who wish to participate pay $5,000,000 to enter. It is like a raffle, but with a catch: The prize you get is not known, but it is commisirate with the amount of money, we assure you. Please simply wire the money to Bank of Jamwo account number one, and communicate to the government that you are entering."
He paused for a moment, straightened his tie nonchalantly (sp?), and then said, "Ergo, we are beginning a fundraiser for our nation. Nations who wish to participate pay $5,000,000 to enter. It is like a raffle, but with a catch: The prize you get is not known, but it is commisirate with the amount of money, we assure you. Please simply wire the money to Bank of Jamwo account number one, and communicate to the government that you are entering."