NationStates Jolt Archive


Open season on "Tinky Winky" begins!!!

Nakid Lesbian Waitress
05-03-2004, 18:26
Due to the prolific nature of our national animal the "Tinky Winky" we have decided to open up hunting season early this year. We welcome you to come and frolic through our lush forests, enjoy the beauty of our nation and kill at will any Tinky Winky that crosses your path, Remeber bring a head of a Tinky Winky into any of our government lap dance facilities and recieve a "special" prize. This offer will last untill the Tinky Winky population is back under control.

Please note our mandatory nudity act if in effect and will be strictly enforced, the recent incident of a tourist wearing socks, has since been resolved and we are proud to anouce her release from our re-education and tanning facilities has been succesful with out further incidents.

We welcome everyone to our fine nation, and Dont forget to try the ribs!

"The Hostess"