05-03-2004, 15:28
This is my topic today.
Is there a double meaning?
Humans on the Dinner Table?
The Issue
In a bid to provide a new revenue stream for Ruffneck19111's Beef-Based Agriculture industry, it has been suggested that humans could be added to the menu.
The Debate
"The fact is, the human population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Miranda Fellow. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have human kebabs, human pies, human-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy."
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"I agree that something needs to be done about human over-population," says random passer-by Tobias Jones, "but eating them? That's kind of gross. Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal."
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"I am shocked and appalled!" declared SPCA President Hope Mistletoe. "If anyone needs to be culled, it's us humans. The humans were here first, remember? We need to take this as a sign to get our industry--agriculture in particular--to back off. The human is part of what makes Ruffneck19111 a great nation!"
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I made my national animal, the Human, but I meant the real Human, not a make pretend animal.
Is there a double meaning?
Humans on the Dinner Table?
The Issue
In a bid to provide a new revenue stream for Ruffneck19111's Beef-Based Agriculture industry, it has been suggested that humans could be added to the menu.
The Debate
"The fact is, the human population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Miranda Fellow. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have human kebabs, human pies, human-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy."
[Accept]
"I agree that something needs to be done about human over-population," says random passer-by Tobias Jones, "but eating them? That's kind of gross. Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal."
[Accept]
"I am shocked and appalled!" declared SPCA President Hope Mistletoe. "If anyone needs to be culled, it's us humans. The humans were here first, remember? We need to take this as a sign to get our industry--agriculture in particular--to back off. The human is part of what makes Ruffneck19111 a great nation!"
[Accept]
I made my national animal, the Human, but I meant the real Human, not a make pretend animal.