Nakid Lesbian Waitress
04-03-2004, 19:57
Let it be known our fledgling nation is adopting conpulsitory nudity of our citizens as well as military service, as we are working out the logistics of carring weopons, and are activly recruting manufactures to come up with the concept of camoflauge sunscreen. although the test reguarding explodable panties has been abandon.. more to come as information becomes available
The "Hostest"
Alcona and Hubris
04-03-2004, 20:15
The announcement hits the Naval Ministry with shock...
"Naked, Lesbian combatants....where are they going to keep their extra ammo?" was one response.
"Hmph, you realize what this is don't you...an attempt to disarm male enemy combatants by making them drool all over themselves and drown or surrender..." A Lt. Admiral says as she stares out over the harbor...
"Yes, Madam...."
"Jackson write a memo down for me..." The young male nods his head.
To: Naval Marshall
From: Lt. Admiral Strangelove, Naval Intelligence
Subject: Nude troops
Sir, it has come to my attention that a nation calling itself the Nakid Lesbian Watresses has announced plans on forming nude armies. As the strait male mind has a facination with this, I suggest that we look at forming strike groups of gay males and strait females to counter act this possible threat. I realize this goes against present policy. But such actions make me fear that they will soon be on the march, using both bullets and erotic postures to defeat their male enemy.
"To the God, Athena and the Duke"
Sambollaka
04-03-2004, 20:49
Sambollaka is building a miltary strike force of mutated DIY pamphlets.