NationStates Jolt Archive

The Most Glorious Hack is ranked 6th in the region and 122,918th in the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.

Hack Horseless Carriage Corporation announced today the release of it's newest product: The HHC 2000:

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The Most Glorious Hack is ranked 1st in the region and 31st in the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.

As usually, the tech sector kicked into high-gear, offering literally thousands of after-market modifications for the HHC 2000, including GPS guidance systems, DVD players, AI control systems, afterburners.

Most people, however, simply intend to buy imports from GMC, as per usual.

GMC Military Arms is ranked 3rd in the region and 595th in the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.

As usual, exports to Hack of Federal automobiles like the Jalopy and The Fast are proceeding well. GMC's plans to launch the revolutionary Sharkmobile in the next four months are on schedule, leaving only one question:

Sharkmobile: Will It Work?

Jeruselem is ranked 1st in the region and 6,277th in the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.

Hmm i'm going to compete with you Hack, Kurai Nami is ranked 1st in the region and 2,445th in the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector. And where comming out with a new model this year.

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The über ultra speedy, it's going to have dual thingagigs and a cup holder..

Grizzled old man, Abe Ancientson, after seeing the Car Of The Future from Kurai Nami had this to say:

I say, bally splendid contraption this is, but it'll never replace the horse-drawn contraptionator, you mark my words old boy.

GMC responded to the announcement from Kurai Nami by releasing secret plans for a successor to the Sharkmobile with choice speed twigs, final exhaust, cyber ironing board, fish trap and spooky metal crumpet spaz.

Grizzled old man, Abe Ancientson, after seeing the Car Of The Future from Kurai Nami had this to say:

I say, bally splendid contraption this is, but it'll never replace the horse-drawn contraptionator, you mark my words old boy.

Did i mention it will have a signal horn as an optional?, throw in two cents and you'll get a red flag too..

Republic Motors has decided to throw its hat into the ring and unveil its own new car since New York and Jersey is ranked 1st in its region and 1,056th in the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.

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The Popemaster, now you to can ride like the Pope. If you act now, you to can get your very own personalized Pope in a box with a free bottle of Pepsi, the offical holy drink.

Republic Motors has decided to throw its hat into the ring and unveil its own new car since New York and Jersey is ranked 1st in its region and 1,056th in the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.


After reviwing N&J's plans for the new car, Smiling Joe of smiling joes cars had this to say That there car will never work, it has no crank to get the engine going. And where is the cup holder?

These are nice offers, but it's hard to pass on the hopes of a spooky metal crumpet spaz. I mean, spooky metal crumpet spazes are freaking awesome!

- Dargan Zaraad, Office of Unofficial Official Statements

4th! Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha! :twisted:

4th! Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha! :twisted:

Then you must surely be interested in one of the Hack Horseless Carriages!

- Dargan Zaraad, Office of Unofficial Official Statements.

Bump for great international commerce!

Winged Gremlins is ranked 1st in the region and 4,149th in the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.

Not bad since we don't use any.....it's all exports, heres an example of one of our export models.

http://www.sherline.com/images/Super7d.jpg

For those of you who don't know my people we are not very tall only 13 cm tall on average.

Hm. Those would make great toys for the kids around here... do they come with spooky metal crumpet spaz?

- Dargan Zaraad, Office of Unofficial Official Statements

[ooc - Whoa... haven't seen you in ages...]

ooc:- Been playing with other nations.....then I decided damn I want to have a bit of fun ^_^ Glad you remembered them :P

Some Winged Gremlins Consulting on the question about their car exports
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"Um.....(whispering conversation).....Maybe?"Replies one of the female Winged Gremlins.

I am shocked and out raged that Hack is trying to steal my business, that car does'nt even have a cup holder. How can one even consider having a car with out a cup holder?..

Zephraem Anger
Minestry of Outrage

Dyelli Beybi is ranked 3rd in the region and 790th in the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.

Dyelli Beybi's top seller is still the revolutionary "Turbo Ulta Compact Sorts Car" by the Dyelli Beybi Fruit Company (don't ask). Here she is again, in all her glory.

http://www.abc.se/~m9805/eastcars/velorex/velorex.jpg


Here the Dyelli Beybi Fruit Company tests some revolutionary new safety features,

http://www.abc.se/~m9805/eastcars/skoda/SKODAfram.jpg