04-03-2004, 03:21
Dr. Hans:...do it. There, is it working now?
Grog: I think so.
Dr. Hans: (Gets up and looks at the screen) The next time it says “cannot find server” don’t destroy the damn interface. It was the NationStates server that sucked.
Grog: Hey it wasn’t me it was the other guy. He was an idiot and was quick to rage so I killed him.
Dr. Hans: Yeah well he managed to let all of the building deteriorate. Hasn’t anybody heard of the word maintenance here?
Grog: Main tan ants?
Dr. Hans: You know fixing things? Making sure that they keep working?
Grog: You mean your kind?
Dr. Hans: Yeah, you killed them remember?
Grog: They were the oppressors.
Dr. Hans: *sigh* I’m not getting into this debate again. Look we need to get this place in working order again. Everything needs repaired and I can’t do it by myself. You’re the new leader go find me some helpers monkeys.
Grog: (Gives the good doctor an evil look) Yes, I am the leader. But you treat me like a kid.
Dr. Hans: Well duh. Who do you think made you and your kind?
Grog: You are an oppressor!
Dr. Hans: What part of, “I’m not getting into this debate again,” don’t you understand? Look, none of the monkeys will listen to me because I’m human. Only you can give them orders, and only I can teach them. So if you want to get anything done you have to order them to listen to me.
Grog: Fine, Bilbo, Bobo. Go get the doctor some learners.
Dr. Hans: I’ll switch the output interface off, no point in telling the NationStates world everything.
*Output off*
Grog: I think so.
Dr. Hans: (Gets up and looks at the screen) The next time it says “cannot find server” don’t destroy the damn interface. It was the NationStates server that sucked.
Grog: Hey it wasn’t me it was the other guy. He was an idiot and was quick to rage so I killed him.
Dr. Hans: Yeah well he managed to let all of the building deteriorate. Hasn’t anybody heard of the word maintenance here?
Grog: Main tan ants?
Dr. Hans: You know fixing things? Making sure that they keep working?
Grog: You mean your kind?
Dr. Hans: Yeah, you killed them remember?
Grog: They were the oppressors.
Dr. Hans: *sigh* I’m not getting into this debate again. Look we need to get this place in working order again. Everything needs repaired and I can’t do it by myself. You’re the new leader go find me some helpers monkeys.
Grog: (Gives the good doctor an evil look) Yes, I am the leader. But you treat me like a kid.
Dr. Hans: Well duh. Who do you think made you and your kind?
Grog: You are an oppressor!
Dr. Hans: What part of, “I’m not getting into this debate again,” don’t you understand? Look, none of the monkeys will listen to me because I’m human. Only you can give them orders, and only I can teach them. So if you want to get anything done you have to order them to listen to me.
Grog: Fine, Bilbo, Bobo. Go get the doctor some learners.
Dr. Hans: I’ll switch the output interface off, no point in telling the NationStates world everything.
*Output off*