BLARGistania
03-03-2004, 04:40
Rules for Living on the Right
1. Steal Everything
2. Wait for More things to be made, and then steal them
3. If a problem occurs, it’s the fault of the liberals.
4. Liberalism is the plague of the earth, it must be eradicated.
5. Any religion except for Judeo-Christianity is inherently evil and must be purged from the world.
6. All media is liberal, except for Fox news which is the god of all news sources.
7. The environment should be considered worthless, destroy it at all costs.
8. Homosexuals are evil, purge them.
9. Any system except for capitalism is evil and must be opposed at all costs.
10. If you make a mistake, blame it on al liberal, they’re all hated anyway.
11. Use a variety of derogatory terms when speaking of liberals including, but not limited to: libs, demi-sluts, demowhore, and Spawn of Satan.
12. Anything that is not from the bible is evil and the Spawn of Satan.
13. Decry anything you don’t understand as heretical
14. Spend like hell, and then blame it on Clinton when a deficit comes your way
15. Nothing is the fault of your supreme leader Bush; follow him no matter what he says
16. If a liberal contradicts your position, he/she is wrong and his/her facts are wrong
17. Read only Republican approved literature like the bible and anything by Ann Coulter. None of this Harry Potter demon craft nonsense.
18. Refuse to believe that having the world’s wealth controlled by 1% of the population is a bad thing.
19. Advocate mandatory service in the military, but use family connections to get out of it
20. No matter how wrong your decisions go, it is always the fault of liberals, environmentalists, communists, atheists, anarchists, and anyone else with the exception of the Republican Party and the Religious Right.
This little post is in response to all those "Rules of Living on the Left" posts. Any yes, I know that they are all sterotypes so don't bother me with that. It's political satire deal with it.
1. Steal Everything
2. Wait for More things to be made, and then steal them
3. If a problem occurs, it’s the fault of the liberals.
4. Liberalism is the plague of the earth, it must be eradicated.
5. Any religion except for Judeo-Christianity is inherently evil and must be purged from the world.
6. All media is liberal, except for Fox news which is the god of all news sources.
7. The environment should be considered worthless, destroy it at all costs.
8. Homosexuals are evil, purge them.
9. Any system except for capitalism is evil and must be opposed at all costs.
10. If you make a mistake, blame it on al liberal, they’re all hated anyway.
11. Use a variety of derogatory terms when speaking of liberals including, but not limited to: libs, demi-sluts, demowhore, and Spawn of Satan.
12. Anything that is not from the bible is evil and the Spawn of Satan.
13. Decry anything you don’t understand as heretical
14. Spend like hell, and then blame it on Clinton when a deficit comes your way
15. Nothing is the fault of your supreme leader Bush; follow him no matter what he says
16. If a liberal contradicts your position, he/she is wrong and his/her facts are wrong
17. Read only Republican approved literature like the bible and anything by Ann Coulter. None of this Harry Potter demon craft nonsense.
18. Refuse to believe that having the world’s wealth controlled by 1% of the population is a bad thing.
19. Advocate mandatory service in the military, but use family connections to get out of it
20. No matter how wrong your decisions go, it is always the fault of liberals, environmentalists, communists, atheists, anarchists, and anyone else with the exception of the Republican Party and the Religious Right.
This little post is in response to all those "Rules of Living on the Left" posts. Any yes, I know that they are all sterotypes so don't bother me with that. It's political satire deal with it.