NationStates Jolt Archive


"War" on Communism Declared!

Kecha
29-02-2004, 04:42
In a recent anouncement by the Empress of Kecha, it has been declared that the Great White Holy Empire of Kecha shall be commencing a "War on Communism" What this declarations means, is that Kecha will do everything possible to erase Communism wherever it has spread its' fouling presence. This does not, however, mean we will simply go to war with every Communist nation we find. It means we shall employ various measures such as sanctions, political disturbances, non-violent protests, etc..., to eliminate Communist Regimes as we find them. Total War shall be considered an absolute Last Resort.
BLARGistania
29-02-2004, 04:46
The Utopic Proletarian Republic of Blargistania opposes such actions taken against communist nations. Nations have the right to practice whichever political ideology they see fit, and to not be forced to suffer the intolerant interference of other nations. Kecha has declared intentions to incite internal unrest in any nation they deem "communistic". In defence of the right to practice political ideology as well as in response to personal affront, Blargistania will place economic sanctions against Kecha. If Kecha is found guilty of any internal disruptions, actions will be taken.
Cyberutopia
29-02-2004, 04:46
The People wonder whether this blanket decision includes Socialist nations?
29-02-2004, 04:47
We applaude this initiative. Communism is a scourge which needs to be eliminated from the face of the Earth. Jagiellonia wishes to lend whatever support it can to Kecha's war on Communism. We stand ready to serve.

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Issabella Augustina, Queen of Jagiellonia
Edolia
29-02-2004, 04:47
"We spit upon you and all that you stand for. Seek to harm Edolia or its allies and you shall feel the strike of the Hammer and the sting of the Sickle."
Scottford von Harrick
Minister of State

And in other news, the Socialist Empire of Edolia has declared an economic embargo against the state of Kecha. All trade between the two nations has been ceased...
Kecha
29-02-2004, 04:48
The People wonder whether this blanket decision includes Socialist nations? The campaign against Communism will be handled on a case-by-case basis, to avoid confusion.
Cyberutopia
29-02-2004, 04:50
The People wonder whether this blanket decision includes Socialist nations? The campaign against Communism will be handled on a case-by-case basis, to avoid confusion.

In that case, the People dearly hope that such action will not be taken against their home.
Kecha
29-02-2004, 04:53
Cyberutopia: We cannot make promises. We hope we won't need to do anything against your nation.

Edolia: Your precious Hammer-and-Sickle shall shatter against the Armor of Courage, and the Sword of Justice!

Jagiellonia: Fight the scourge of Communism wherever you see it oppressing the Masses, and you will have done more than anyone has a right to ask of you.
Edolia
29-02-2004, 04:58
Your precious Hammer-and-Sickle shall shatter against the Armor that is Freedom!.

"Hah! What right have you, to speak of freedom, oppressor? Kechans know not true freedom, true liberty. They know only the false freedom that comes from the brainwashing of fat bourgeoise pigs. But the time for the slaughter is near. Be afraid."
Imperätor Erik von Blätterschplitt
Lord of Edölia, Defender of the People and Bringer of Death and Justice
http://www.ecrannoir.fr/films/99/images2/3kingsaid.jpg
Kecha
29-02-2004, 05:00
Your precious Hammer-and-Sickle shall shatter against the Armor that is Freedom!.

"Hah! What right have you, to speak of freedom, oppressor? Kechans know not true freedom, true liberty. They know only the false freedom that comes from the brainwashing of fat bourgeoise pigs. But the time for the slaughter is near. Be afraid."
Imperätor Erik von Blätterschplitt
Lord of Edölia, Defender of the People and Bringer of Death and Justice
http://www.ecrannoir.fr/films/99/images2/3kingsaid.jpg

We are Kechans. We fear NOONE! Threats of sanctions, and other things shall not sway us.
Cyberutopia
29-02-2004, 05:02
Cyberutopia: We cannot make promises. We hope we won't need to do anything against your nation.

Such a statement leaves us all feeling uneasy, Your Most Holy Empress. We shall attempt to avoid conflict with your crusade, but we cannot make promises, either.
Buka Makalu
29-02-2004, 05:03
Yay We're goin' on a Commie Hunt :D
Kecha
29-02-2004, 05:04
Cyberutopia: We cannot make promises. We hope we won't need to do anything against your nation.

Such a statement leaves us all feeling uneasy, Your Most Holy Empress. We shall attempt to avoid conflict with your crusade, but we cannot make promises, either.

Noted, and understood. If the time comes, and we act against you, we hope you will take the right path.
Cyberutopia
29-02-2004, 05:06
We reget to inform you that we shall not renounce what has served us for so long and taken us so far, Your Holy Empress.
Kecha
29-02-2004, 05:08
We reget to inform you that we shall not renounce what has served us for so long and taken us so far, Your Holy Empress.

If, then, we act against you, your people will suffer all the more because of that decision.
BLARGistania
29-02-2004, 05:09
Do what you will, it's your choice og government which we do not attempt o infringe upon. However, any attempts at disrupting mine or my comrade's ways of government and life shall not be taken lightly. If you should make the attempt at doing such things to stop our government, war will be declared upon your nation. My region sees things in the same light and will not take any actions against any of our nations well wither. So you have been warned. Also, if you wish to see who has the true freedom, simply take a look at the civil and political freedoms of our nations.
Kecha
29-02-2004, 05:10
If you should make the attempt at doing such things to stop our government, war will be declared upon your nation. My region sees things in the same light and will not take any actions against any of our nations well wither. So you have been warned.

Your pathetic threats shall not sway us.
BLARGistania
29-02-2004, 05:14
All I can say is your funeral should you choose to act against us.
Edolia
29-02-2004, 05:14
Communication from Edolian High Command to Relevant Cyberutopian Agencies:
"In light of recent developments and aggressive posturing made by the government of Kecha, we believe that a mutual pact of solidarity against Kechan Imperialism could be in order between our two nations. With a united Edolian-Cyberutopian front, we could blunt any Kechan aggression and secure peace and prosperity for our two peoples. We invite Cyberutopian officials to a meeting to be held in the Edolian capital of Blatterschplitt."

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"We formally condemn the imperialistic posturing of the Great White Holy Empire of Kecha and formally state that any and all aggressive action taken on the part of Kecha or its allies will result in swift Edolian military retaliation. We warn them not to test the power of Edolia lest they wish to explore a new world of hurt."
Matthew von Pickett
Minister for Foreign Affairs
Cyberutopia
29-02-2004, 05:16
We reget to inform you that we shall not renounce what has served us for so long and taken us so far, Your Holy Empress.

If, then, we act against you, your people will suffer all the more because of that decision.

It is most disheartening when Kecha must threaten her long time allies to further her agenda.

Communications channel closed.
Kecha
29-02-2004, 05:18
If necessary, we are willing to go "all the way" in our campaign, as the saying goes.

Cyberutopia: Sign a pact with Edolia, if you must.
Cyberutopia
29-02-2004, 05:20
Communication from Edolian High Command to Relevant Cyberutopian Agencies:
"In light of recent developments and aggressive posturing made by the government of Kecha, we believe that a mutual pact of solidarity against Kechan Imperialism could be in order between our two nations. With a united Edolian-Cyberutopian front, we could blunt any Kechan aggression and secure peace and prosperity for our two peoples. We invite Cyberutopian officials to a meeting to be held in the Edolian capital of Blatterschplitt."

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"We formally condemn the imperialistic posturing of the Great White Holy Empire of Kecha and formally state that any and all aggressive action taken on the part of Kecha or its allies will result in swift Edolian military retaliation. We warn them not to test the power of Edolia lest they wish to explore a new world of hurt."
Matthew von Pickett
Minister for Foreign Affairs

We do not wish to give Kecha a reason to act aggressively against us. Perhaps a passive pact, that may be enacted if required, would be more suitable.
Edolia
29-02-2004, 05:28
Communication from Edolian High Command to Relevant Cyberutopian Agencies:
"In light of recent developments and aggressive posturing made by the government of Kecha, we believe that a mutual pact of solidarity against Kechan Imperialism could be in order between our two nations. With a united Edolian-Cyberutopian front, we could blunt any Kechan aggression and secure peace and prosperity for our two peoples. We invite Cyberutopian officials to a meeting to be held in the Edolian capital of Blatterschplitt."

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"We formally condemn the imperialistic posturing of the Great White Holy Empire of Kecha and formally state that any and all aggressive action taken on the part of Kecha or its allies will result in swift Edolian military retaliation. We warn them not to test the power of Edolia lest they wish to explore a new world of hurt."
Matthew von Pickett
Minister for Foreign Affairs

We do not wish to give Kecha a reason to act aggressively against us. Perhaps a passive pact, that may be enacted if required, would be more suitable.

Nor do we seek to bring upon the world such a destructive war. Nevertheless, we believe that a defensive pact should be in order. In times of capitalist aggression, defenders of equality must band together to protect their rights. Edolia is strongly against any sort of imperalism and does not seek to impose socialism on the people of Kecha. But it is paramount that we free peoples be ready to defend ourselves from any attack.
Cyberutopia
29-02-2004, 05:35
We find it easy to agree with such words. Still, an unofficial alliance is far better than one which can be presented against us as evidence of "communist proliferation". Remember friend, the nature of a nation can change in a heartbeat. Do not leave yourself unprotected from such a change. We shall stand by you, Edolia, if the need comes.
BLARGistania
29-02-2004, 05:36
If deemed acceptable, Blargistania would also like to join in a defensive pact. We believe that through strength in numbers can we, the people, overcome any adversaries.
Kecha
29-02-2004, 05:37
We believe that, in our initial statement we declared Total War to be a LAST RESORT. Most nations need not fear death, and destruction to be standing at their gates.
Teritora
29-02-2004, 05:39
Kecha, Cyberutopia is an member of the IDI, how much confusion would that cause if one IDI nation attacked another concidering the defensive nature of the allaince? On the other hand if Edolia attacked Kecha, they would likely be destroyed or at least defeated harshly like all others who attacked an IDI member.
Cyberutopia
29-02-2004, 05:39
Then let it remain so, Kecha. Let the hostilies and the rushes of alliance making halt. Such haste will only lead us into further chaos.
Edolia
29-02-2004, 05:40
In that case, we extend our hands in friendship to the people of Cyberutopia and BLARGistania. Solidarity, comrades. Peace, freedom, equality.
Kecha
29-02-2004, 05:41
Cyberutopia: Agreed. This rush to erect walls can lead only to bloodshed.

Teritora: We wish not to fight Cyberutopia.
Cyberutopia
29-02-2004, 05:42
Kecha: Then let this topic rest for now.

Teritora: Ironic how you say this, and yet Belem remains in the alliance without a scratch.
Teritora
29-02-2004, 05:42
Good, IDI nations should not attack each other, just those who attack members.
Kecha
29-02-2004, 05:43
We will allow this topic to continue, as we may need it. But we won't go around attacking everybody.
Teritora
29-02-2004, 05:45
OOC:Question Cyberutopia, what did I miss, I thought Cyberutopia was ruled by an countess?
Cyberutopia
29-02-2004, 05:46
It is good to hear that the tensions rest for now.
Resistencia
29-02-2004, 05:47
I could not help but notice Kecha's idiotic attempt to rally anti-communist nations to an evil cause. It is obvious that this horrible endeavour will fail in the face of communist justice. The communist nations will rally together to stop you tyrants on every front. I believe that I speak on behalf all the communist nations when I say that your ill-concieved war cry will lead to your downfall. I will take it upon myself to raise awareness amongst all communists to counter-attack. Just the fact the fact that you have a stupid name like Kecha makes you destined to fail. Your attempt to erase communism and socialism will only lead to the strengthening of our society. May justice, freedom, and equality triumph in the name of communism, socialism, and environmentalism.

"there are people who think they have the right to attack us...well, I tell them bring it on!"

Dept. of War,
United Socialist States of Resistencia
Kecha
29-02-2004, 05:47
It is good to hear that the tensions rest for now.

They do not. Many Communist nations are out there that we will eventually act against in our Crusade, for they are worthy of action. This job is a long one.
Cyberutopia
29-02-2004, 05:47
OOC:Question Cyberutopia, what did I miss, I thought Cyberutopia was ruled by an countess?

No, that was just a random Countess from the Elven district of my nation. She does not rule my nation, but is now the Grand Duchess of Centropolis.
Cyberutopia
29-02-2004, 05:48
It is good to hear that the tensions rest for now.

They do not. Many Communist nations are out there that we will eventually act against in our Crusade, for they are worthy of action. This job is a long one.

I meant against us. :wink:
Teritora
29-02-2004, 05:50
find it amusing that communist countries tend to fall interally to peoples and worker revolutions.

King Doran
Kecha
29-02-2004, 05:52
It is good to hear that the tensions rest for now.

They do not. Many Communist nations are out there that we will eventually act against in our Crusade, for they are worthy of action. This job is a long one.

I meant against us. :wink:

Just clarifying.
Communist Louisiana
29-02-2004, 05:58
This is funny as hell. An allience of communist has been started and right now, you have the following list that is ready to start an allience to kill your ass.

1. Communist Louisiana *
2. Communist Mississippi *
3. Galette *
4. Kanabia*
5. El Comandante Che*
6. The Federation of The Zakarum-
7. The Peoples Republic of The Cubans *
8. The Colony of Caicos Islands*
9. United Socialist States of Prussian Saxony*
10. Albion Soviets *
11. Ubootistan *
12. Dakara *
13. Communist Rule *
14. Coolet*
15. Yshurak *
16. Hallad*
17. Letila*
18. Hattia*
19. Nodea Rudav*
20. Fedral Union*
21. Alpha Commune*
22. Violent Communists*
23. UnitedSovietRepublic*

OCC: I am stoned, so if any sheet is wrong just bare with it.
Kecha
29-02-2004, 05:59
OOC: Sure.

IC: Kecha fears nothing. We wish to avoid war. We do not fear war.
Teritora
29-02-2004, 06:04
Communist Louisiana your statement is even funnier, you have really no idea how many powerful allies Kecha has do you.
Iuthia
29-02-2004, 06:09
Communist Louisiana: Once against it seems your nation has proven itself to be as warmongering as we suspect... as such we will extend our Black List to cover your nation from now on. I'm tired of your lack of diplomacy.

Edolia: Should you be attacked Iuthia will stand by your side as always.

Kecha: I'm curious as to why you have admitted to will to commit such actions against Communism... surely it isn't going to help your cause by annoucing it to the world. None the less we will have to place you on the Black List due to your rather blunt threat to communism... while Iuthia isn't communist we have at least 5 allies who are.


[code:1:60ee9f8a64]>>Adding "Kecha, Communist Louisiana" to black list......

>>Data Transfer complete.

>>Ceasing all trade with "Kecha, Communist Louisiana".......

>>Estimated losses in Iuthian revenue: $00.00 (USD)

>>Electronic Transfers blocked, mailmerge sent to Iuthian business owners...[/code:1:60ee9f8a64]
Iuthia
29-02-2004, 06:11
Communist Louisiana your statement is even funnier, you have really no idea how many powerful allies Kecha has do you.

OOC: Don't I know it, I hang around the International Incidents too much these days... I should come back hear more often, I haven't had a good RP for ages...
Xanthal
29-02-2004, 06:29
The Socialist Republic of Xanthal must object to this action on the part of our long-time ally Kecha. We had thought that we could count on your support of our government in times of need. Apparently we were wrong. It is a shame, truly. I hope that you will not make your words manifest in Xanthal, lest it end the friendship we have shared for centuries. Xanthal has never attempted to convert capitalist nations, and we ask only the same from them.
Galdania
29-02-2004, 06:47
Galdania will not allow such blatent invasions upon the Rights of Man.

Since the early '50s, Galdania has attempted to spread Communism world-wide. There are no doubt Red Agents in Kecha, as there are no doubt Fascist Contacts in ComIntern PACT nations.

Galdania has never had 'worker's revolutions' against our DEMOCRATIC government. THere have been uprisings by high-ranking Party Members, and Generals, but never amongst the masses. Because our People know the Darkness that has happened, they know that our currently imperfect system (which is constantly improving) is FAR better than the
Russo-French Imperialism prior-1933.
Resistencia
29-02-2004, 07:00
Kecha thinks he has all the answers to stop our communist alliance. Resistencia and other members of my region, The Alliance of Free Socialists, would like to join up with the alliance proposed by communist louisiana. Kecha and her allies have nothing on our united front. Your war has no backing. Kecha, you are a hopeless fool. You are making such a big deal for a war that will never get off the ground. Communist victory is inevitable.


Dept. of War,
United Socialist States of Resistencia
Kecha
29-02-2004, 07:01
We seem to need to clarify again. We intend to bring our Crusade only to Communist nations where the people are oppressed.
Omazer
29-02-2004, 07:11
The People's Republic of Omazer simply laughs at Kecha's jealously of communism. We do.

While not every nation will find communism or socialism to be appealing to their taste nor do they find it ideal for their governmental system, we must note that communism -- or socialism for that matter -- isn't what people may think. It turns out, that the Omazer people lives happily under Omazer State Companies and Agencies with cafeteria-supplied food, state-supplied apartments, and benefits!

Ministry of Foreign Affairs
Up with the hammers and sickles! Topple the capitalists' domination in Omazer! Long Live the Great Leader Abraham Ilanban!
Iuthia
29-02-2004, 07:11
We seem to need to clarify again. We intend to bring our Crusade only to Communist nations where the people are oppressed.

Hm... you may have wanted to note that in the first post. However we are convinced we have seen the eye of the beast and as such we will keep our trade embargo against your nation until we're satisfied.
Kecha
29-02-2004, 07:22
We seem to need to clarify again. We intend to bring our Crusade only to Communist nations where the people are oppressed.

Hm... you may have wanted to note that in the first post. However we are convinced we have seen the eye of the beast and as such we will keep our trade embargo against your nation until we're satisfied.

Our aim is not to satisfy you, or any other nation.
Illionita
29-02-2004, 08:11
We of Illionita speak for all of the allies for a corporate world. We would be honored to join you in your quest to massacre all dirty, lying, thieving communist pigs. We envision a world where 1% of the population holds 99% of the wealth. Long live big corporations.
Resistencia
29-02-2004, 08:17
The allies for a corporate world are nothing. They are a group of two or three nations that are stupid enough to believe they can run the world. They are no different than any other right wing business tycoons who think they can push everyone around. Kecha claims they are only against oppressive communist nations. Who are they to judge. They are no better. They are just capitalist exploiters of the proletariat. Resistencia is here to stand for the rights of the oppressed aginst the evil capitalists.


Dept. of War,
United Socialist States of Resistencia
Buka Makalu
29-02-2004, 10:50
We look forward to adding these nations to the 4 we've helped exterminate.
29-02-2004, 11:02
Kecha's War against Communism will not last. We will be watching their developments and movements most closely. We will consider this an experiment with them as the subject.

Alexander Zarkar
Proconsul of All the Districts
The Republic of the Popular Zenith
29-02-2004, 12:14
The people of Justitium are once again vindicated in their rightful conviction that capitalism and militarist expansionism are inseperable, and that we and our noble comrades in the Socialist and Communist world stand as the last bastion of peace and honest goodwill toward all humanity. We are stricken by the irony of the fact that anti-Communists have often accused us of "warmongering" and "sabre-rattling", while invariably it is they who blatantly antagonize and seek to escalate tensions in the vain hope that our responses will provide them with some valid excuse for their barbaric imperialist endeavors.

We assure the world that we will ever rigorously pursue peaceful and diplomatic solutions to any conflict; to do otherwise would accomplish nothing save to prove the likes of Kecha right. Yet, in the face of these threats, we must caution the government of Kecha and its ill-favored collaborators that any attempt to force their vile doctrine of cupidity on the good and humble Justitians or our honest comrades will be met with the full military might of our nation and many allies, though we very sincerely hope the situation never deteriorates so.

Vladmir Minh
Minister of Foreign Relations
Pablicosta
29-02-2004, 13:15
In a recent anouncement by the Empress of Kecha, it has been declared that the Great White Holy Empire of Kecha shall be commencing a "War on Communism" What this declarations means, is that Kecha will do everything possible to erase Communism wherever it has spread its' fouling presence. This does not, however, mean we will simply go to war with every Communist nation we find. It means we shall employ various measures such as sanctions, political disturbances, non-violent protests, etc..., to eliminate Communist Regimes as we find them. Total War shall be considered an absolute Last Resort.


As a communist nation, and as a member of the IDI we are unsure on where this descision leaves us.
Is it your desire for pablicosta to leave/ be ejected from the IDI?

If so we are deeply dissapointed with your intolerance.
Edolia
29-02-2004, 13:53
"The recent statements by the Kechans that they seek only to do battle against 'communist nations whose people are oppressed' finds us too late. Their aggressive speech from the start of this 'war' has already underlined their imperialist goals. This new attempt to maintain their dignity in the face of overwhelming international condemnation is pathetic and to be condemned. We wish to furthermore state that any 'communist' nation that oppresses its people is not in any way a communism and is purely antithetical to that great system."
Matthew von Pickett
Minister for Foreign Affairs
Kecha
29-02-2004, 15:27
Pablicosta: We are trying to be tolerant, We'll leave your nation un-touched like we're doing with Cyberutopia.

Justitium: The name is "Kecha" not "Ketha"
Inverted Oppression
29-02-2004, 15:44
The newly formed nation of Inverted Oppresion vows to allow any and all refugees that result from Kecha's unprovoked 'War on Communism', regardless of prior association.

President Fef
Leader of Fieifdom of Inverted Oppression
29-02-2004, 16:31
Norman Baker's pretentious and slightly manic voice crackles forth on Kechan radios:

"Indeed! Communism is the product of God's will and God's-" he spits this-"love, and is therefore a taint to all things that rightfully belong to Satan!
Cyberutopia
29-02-2004, 17:28
We of Illionita speak for all of the allies for a corporate world. We would be honored to join you in your quest to massacre all dirty, lying, thieving communist pigs. We envision a world where 1% of the population holds 99% of the wealth. Long live big corporations.

Your goal is not that of Kecha's, you capitalist pig. Never will you gain support for such imperialistic motives. Act upon your words and be crushed.
Kecha
29-02-2004, 17:28
The Kechan people are loyal to the point of fanatacism. Propoganda campaigning will produce little for you, Mr. Baker. It might, however, earn you a slot on our Black List.
BLARGistania
29-02-2004, 21:52
Blargistania hopes, as always, for peace. We would hope that Kecha would see it in the same light, but as of now, that hope seems futile. Blargistania recognizes the fact that all nations have the right to practice whichever diplomatic system they should choose, and the right to practice this system without international interference. Kecha has seemed oblivious to this and wishes to interfere with our way of life. The people of Blargistanis, under the socialistic rule, enjoy a very high level of civil and poltical freedoms, as well as a high standard of living. The government has cared for the people and the people respond by supporting the government. We would wish to avoid war, but, if Kecha should involve themselves with our internal affairs, we are prepared to defend ourselves.
Kecha
29-02-2004, 21:55
IC: We wish war to be the final option, used only when others are exhausted.

Secret: BLARGistania has been sighted as one of the first targets of the War on Communism. No operations have commenced within that nation yet, however.

OOC: Obviousley, the part listed as "Secret:" is unknown to pretty much everybody else here.
29-02-2004, 22:17
"Oh but what do you mean, Kechan? Do you actually wish to say that you do not WISH to embrace Satan's hatred? Did our Lord Satan not say 'Thou shalt make money'? We do not support communism - we praised you! Communism is in fact, a product of God's will, and therefore, enemy to all humanity!"

OOC: FYI - Agh Shankkakur is a Satanic state led by a televangelist named Norman Baker who thinks he's the Antichrist. Go figure!
Kecha
29-02-2004, 22:33
"Oh but what do you mean, Kechan? Do you actually wish to say that you do not WISH to embrace Satan's hatred? Did our Lord Satan not say 'Thou shalt make money'? We do not support communism - we praised you! Communism is in fact, a product of God's will, and therefore, enemy to all humanity!"

OOC: FYI - Agh Shankkakur is a Satanic state led by a televangelist named Norman Baker who thinks he's the Antichrist. Go figure!

You, Mr. Baker, are a person who we wish not to be associated with. Simple as that.
29-02-2004, 22:35
Despite the fact that DunePrime just put down a Maoist insurgency we think your declaration of war on Communism is uncalled for an unjust. The Communist Party here still enjoys the second highest majority(38%) and the Social Democrats (40%) hold many Communist ideals.

We do not wish for agressive action, but would much rather preferr you be more tolerant. If this weeks elections bring a the Communists into majority and thus making the Prime Minister a Communist would you attack us? Obsurd!
Pablicosta
29-02-2004, 22:37
OOC-The following is completely secret, untill I decide to release it, if indeed I do.

IC-

President Aerson sat down in his office wearing his Huge Boss suit with a pink flower through the button hole.
He took a deep vreath and leant over his desk, chekcing a few papers on the desk. They were pretty manditory, untill he reached the fourth.
He sat back and held the ruffled papers up, it was from Kecha.

In a recent anouncement by the Empress of Kecha, it has been declared that the Great White Holy Empire of Kecha shall be commencing a "War on Communism" What this declarations means, is that Kecha will do everything possible to erase Communism wherever it has spread its' fouling presence. This does not, however, mean we will simply go to war with every Communist nation we find. It means we shall employ various measures such as sanctions, political disturbances, non-violent protests, etc..., to eliminate Communist Regimes as we find them. Total War shall be considered an absolute Last Resort

He read it out loud.

Holy Shit.

Leaning forwards once more he tapped the Intercom button.
A voice spoke to him. A clean female voice, speaking perfectly.
"Yes Mr President?"
"Jenny, can you send Mike and Peter through please"
"Certainly Mr President"
The intercom clicked and went silent.

For a few moments the President sat in silence and contmeplated action. Then his thought was interupted by a knock on the door.

"Come in"

The door opened and two tall men strolled in, taking seats immediatley.

"You Called Mr President"

"Yes, i want you to look at this"

The President handed the papers over to the men, who began glancing through them, then one man placed them back on the dark wood desk.

[i]"Holy Shit mr President"

"My thoughts exactly Mike, now lets be blunt. We have to defend our communist allies, but we have can't attack Kecha. Ideas?"

"How about we send the PSF in?"

"No, i thought that but I need them here. If they really area aginst Communists I'm a target"

"Got it!"

"What"

"The rebbels. We fund them, we give them troops, we give them weapons. hell, they are just like a segmented part of our army, and a damned big one!"

"Is that legal"

"I doubt it Sir. But if they are only on alert then its legal"

"let me think on it, I'l get back to you".
Teritora
29-02-2004, 22:44
I would say Kecha is talking along the lines of Soviet and North Korean style government that run rough shad over their people, if the communist or socalist government doesn't do that, they won't have an problem from Kecha Diplomatic or otherwise.
Kecha
29-02-2004, 22:52
We won't just immediatley go to war with every Communist Regime we find. If a Communist Regime is kind to the people it governs, we shall leave it sit. If, however, we find a Communist Regime which oppresses the people it rules over, we shall attempt to peacefully, calmly, ease that Communist Regime from power. If that Communist Regime attempts to secure its' ability to oppress, they shall feel our wrath head-on.
29-02-2004, 22:54
The newly formed Armed Republic of Danoslovakia pledges its full suppourt to this brave new initative to end the scurge of the world that is communism. Communism in all its forms must stopped.

LONG REIGN DANIEL KERR THE BENEVOLENT DICTATOR OF DANOSLOVAKIA
Kecha
29-02-2004, 23:17
Danoslovakia: We do not seek to eliminate every Communist Regime, only those who deserve elimination.
Pablicosta
29-02-2004, 23:22
Kecha, please visit:

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2824820#2824820
Kecha
29-02-2004, 23:25
Already seen it, and replied.
BLARGistania
01-03-2004, 03:47
We won't just immediatley go to war with every Communist Regime we find. If a Communist Regime is kind to the people it governs, we shall leave it sit. If, however, we find a Communist Regime which oppresses the people it rules over, we shall attempt to peacefully, calmly, ease that Communist Regime from power. If that Communist Regime attempts to secure its' ability to oppress, they shall feel our wrath head-on.

Aleczander read the memo and turned to his advisors. "If what Kecha syas here is true, then we should have nothing to fear. After all, our popular support is in the high 80th percentile."

"Yes sir, but we should still enter into the defensive pacts put forth just in case."

"Okay, do it, but make sure that they know these are defensive treaties and not an intentional aggressive action."

"Done sir."
Cyberutopia
01-03-2004, 04:23
We won't just immediatley go to war with every Communist Regime we find. If a Communist Regime is kind to the people it governs, we shall leave it sit. If, however, we find a Communist Regime which oppresses the people it rules over, we shall attempt to peacefully, calmly, ease that Communist Regime from power. If that Communist Regime attempts to secure its' ability to oppress, they shall feel our wrath head-on.

Now, if this had been your first statement, there would be much less bickering over this.

Danoslovakia: See the reply sent to Illionita, please.
Kecha
01-03-2004, 04:29
Cyberutopia: Someone would have found something to whine about.
01-03-2004, 04:52
The Holy Republic of the Southern Pole has formally voted to aid Kecha in this noble crusade to scrub the leech of communism from the people of the world. The Republic has hereby decided:

1. The Republic will allow the use of its military bases for the Kechan military, provided that the rules laid forth by the Republic are strictly met in its own jurisdiction.

2. The Republic will share its own intelligence related to the matter with the Kechan empire.

3. The Republic shall open its arms to an amount of refugees that will later be voted upon.

4. The Republic hereby declares its own aggressive persuance for freedom of the masses from the clutches of communism, whether militarily, economically, and diplomatically.

-------
-Rivyth Vidhisyr, acting Ambassador for the Holy Republic of the Southern Pole.
Cyberutopia
01-03-2004, 05:01
((It would be so nice if people actually read the thread instead of instantly jumping in and declaring war on all communism.))
Kecha
01-03-2004, 06:32
((It would be so nice if people actually read the thread instead of instantly jumping in and declaring war on all communism.))

This is so.
RomeW
01-03-2004, 07:22
The Roman Empire- who are a democracy- is uneasy about Kechan plans to declare "war" on Communism. Although Kecha has declared that they intend on using force for humanitarian purposes and we, the Romans, feel that countries should not be oppressing their people, we also believe that countries have every right to run their own countries as they see fit. Seeing as Kecha is a UN Member, this policy, we believe, violates the UN Resolution, "Rights And Duties of UN States", more specifically Section I, Article 1 which guarantees national soverignty, Section I, Article 3 which prohibits unrequested action in a country's domestic affairs, and Section II Article 6, which prohibits a nation from attempting to start or actually starting civil strife within a nation.

Because we believe in upholding national soverignty we will not stand in Kecha's way, but we also do not approve.
Dra-pol
01-03-2004, 08:34
The Forbidden City of Paegam, The Choson People's Republic of Dra-pol

Comrade Director Koshiako Kurosian bore admirably the responsibility of his demanding political education. The youngster, thrust into his post at eight years of age upon the assassination of his father, the beloved Kuroisan I ("Butcher of Hamhung" to Quinntonia et al), barely shifted in his seat as he debated this trend and that event.

His teachers, in the main Banat officers or ex of such position, fed young Koshiako with the very limited stream of information able to permiate the hermit republic's iron curtain.

"'Oppressive communists?'" Said the boy, screwing-up his tiny features as he referenced the bare-bones report on Kechan belligerence.

"Do the reactionaries now employ such self contradiction in official communication?" He asked.

"It is impossible for a communist to behave oppressively, one should immediately cease to be a communist by such behaviour!" He nodded with confidence.

Of course his audience had been in no need of the elaboration, the boy's rhetorical question sufficiently conveying his point. Unconcerned by their silence Koshiako continued.

"Why do the reactionaries repeat that war is a last resort? How does the timing of war alter its significance?

"They say, 'our way is right, your way is wrong.' Next they tell their victims, "change!" With enough refusals comes war? Why then is this spoken as if it should earn them respect? Are they a primitive barbarian people? For them is might what makes right?

"Perhaps we are to believe that it was one of their theologians who said that power flows from the barrel of a gun!"

His graples with reactionary logic aside, the young Director sent for Secretary Hotan with the intention of debating the closure of Kosong's infant and fertile markets to the Kechan economy, as well as the barring of Kechan assets from the Yellow Sea.

Unbeknownst to Kurosian, the Communist Party Secretary had already tasked the infamous Banat with the silent ceasure of any and all Kechan nationals and assets within the 'open' city of Kosong or Drapoel territorial waters.
Buka Makalu
01-03-2004, 13:10
"Oh but what do you mean, Kechan? Do you actually wish to say that you do not WISH to embrace Satan's hatred? Did our Lord Satan not say 'Thou shalt make money'? We do not support communism - we praised you! Communism is in fact, a product of God's will, and therefore, enemy to all humanity!"

OOC: FYI - Agh Shankkakur is a Satanic state led by a televangelist named Norman Baker who thinks he's the Antichrist. Go figure!


Yamma Yamma Yamma, In other words you're just a petty Communist who's hiding behind so called religious fundamentals to give Imperialism a bad name.


Holy Emperess Jaya Mikvanski
The Eternally Holy Empire of Buka Makalu
01-03-2004, 15:48
OOC: Was that an OOC remark or an IC one? Because if it was IC, I assure you, Agh Shankkakur is NOT a communist state - most definitely.

"I beg to differ! That is an insult - a vile insult against my dignity as Televangelical Omnipotentate of all Agh Shankkakur! 'Thou shalt not suffer a communist to live' said the Lord Agh Shankkakur whose name in Common means the Lord of the Jealous Mumblings.

"We have tried to stay true to this fact for over THREE THOUSAND YEARS!!!!! AND YOU ACCUSE US OF BEING COMMUNISTS! BLASPHEMY! HERESY!"
Kecha
01-03-2004, 18:51
RomeW: Your approval is not required.

Dra-pol: The timing of a war can change its' level of signifigance very much.

Buka Makalu: That's a good point of view.

Agh Shankkakur: ...
02-03-2004, 03:15
And something went *poik* in the nice leader man's head...

"HOW DARE YOU ELLIPSIS ME!!! BLASPHEMY! HERESY!!!"
Buka Makalu
02-03-2004, 03:56
OOC: just to dispel any doubts yes that was an IC comment.
BLARGistania
02-03-2004, 04:14
Blargistania continues to watch the events that transpire with the utmost caution. Even though by all rights, the people of Blargistania should have nothing to fear from Kecha, they know that imperialism, once tasted, is hard to quench. The government will continue to watch press releases carefully as well as whatever information can be garnered from Kecha. These events of imperialism trouble us greatly, for the right to freely practice whichever political ideology we desire has clearly been threatened. We would hope that no hostilities would arise, but we remain vigiliant nonetheless.

--A Press Release to the International Press as well as the News Networks of Blargistanis, - The Department of International Affairs. --
Buka Makalu
02-03-2004, 04:22
OOC: Was that an OOC remark or an IC one? Because if it was IC, I assure you, Agh Shankkakur is NOT a communist state - most definitely.

"I beg to differ! That is an insult - a vile insult against my dignity as Televangelical Omnipotentate of all Agh Shankkakur! 'Thou shalt not suffer a communist to live' said the Lord Agh Shankkakur whose name in Common means the Lord of the Jealous Mumblings.

"We have tried to stay true to this fact for over THREE THOUSAND YEARS!!!!! AND YOU ACCUSE US OF BEING COMMUNISTS! BLASPHEMY! HERESY!"


Col. Julia Karask " In his Innocence he just looks all the more guilty"
The Arctic Tundra
02-03-2004, 04:56
Kecha: The people of The Arctic Tundra apploud your efforts to rid the world of abusive, oppressive countries. We shall support you as you attempt to achieve this awesome goal. But, at this time, we are not going to committ any military forces. You may, however, use our huge network of military command and control facilities, as well as our intelligence sources.
02-03-2004, 05:00
Look at zee strdongest nations of our time and u will se, that in zee moderdn age of politics, Commmunism reigns. I myelf, an ally with these Communists give fair warning. This opression shall not go unniotced during thr ise of PULPUFICTIONA. good day.





-General Schneider
BLARGistania
02-03-2004, 06:16
The people of Blargistania would like to inquire whether or not the nation of Kecha would consider Blargistania as "crusadable" for lack if a better term. While we would see it that we pose no threat as we are a nation whose people enjoy superb levels of freedom in all aspects, we would wonder what the nation of Kecha would consider our nation.

OOC: Wow that was awkward, but you get the idea.
Buka Makalu
02-03-2004, 10:23
I don't know about them but You're left wing so our opinion of you should be clear.
Zvarinograd
02-03-2004, 10:59
Communism never meant for this. Communism is a dream for a classless society for the proletariat, it is the method of which that is attained does communism vary between nations. Communists can live in harmony with those whose ideologies conflict with theirs, we can live without conflict. The United Communist States of Zvarinograd stands by the true meaning of communism by choosing diplomacy over war, pacifism over militancy, protest over conflict. Our country does not have any military presence whatsoever and we choose peace than to take arms. Invade us if you wish, but the cause we live up to will burn in the hearts of the people forever. Great nations have tried to contain that fire and failed, it is too soon to forget the lessons of the past. We urge of all nations participating in this mad crusade to reconsider, to bring a chance to choose peace between this endless cycle of hatred, now and forever.

Premier Alexey Zvarinsky
United Communist States of Zvarinograd
Kecha
02-03-2004, 14:57
Ladies, and gentlemen. Just a little bit ago I recieved some T-Grams concerning the United Socialist States of Resistencia. This nation's leader has posted an altered version of my initial statement in his Regional Forum. In this altered version I am said to declare that Kecha is entering a "Jihad" against ALL Communist, and Socialist nations. I am also said to have stated that Total War will be our "Tool of Justice" These lies show just how evil Communism can be, and how much the leaders of Resistencia fear the truth. As of right now, the United Socialist States of Resistencia are on our Black List. Do not be surprised if this leads to war.
~Her Most Holy Imperial Majesty, Empress Aidan Kushrenada of the Great White Holy Empire of Kecha.
Eredron
02-03-2004, 15:01
Private Communique, Kecha

The Confederated Republic of Eredron applauds Kecha in this noble endeavour to eradicate communism, and offers its support through means of economic and limited military support. However, at this time, due to other political engagements, it would be expedient if Eredron's support remained...confidential, until such time as it could be made public.
Kecha
02-03-2004, 15:03
Artic Tundra: This offer is accepted.

Eredron: Understandeable.
Zvarinograd
02-03-2004, 15:07
OOC:
I assume that's an ignore of my statement? Kecha?
Kecha
02-03-2004, 15:08
OOC:
I assume that's an ignore of my statement? Kecha?

OOC: I'll respond later on. Gotta' go for now.
Sebytania
02-03-2004, 15:13
A protest against communism&socialism? No way!

Sebytania will officially keep out of this protest, but we will give our support to smaller left-wing nations who are becoming victims of the evil capitalist bourgeois.

That Sebytania keeps out of this protest means that we will not take further action if this "Jihad" does not come to our region. If it does, both military and political actions might be token.

Sebytania will boycott all nations who join this "Jihad" against communism and socialism.

And oh, all vessels (land, sea or air) entering Sebytania's area will be destroyed and all citizens of the "Jihad" nations will be arrested.

President Ivan Nagunov in the USSS News Radio today:
"Citizens, friends, comrades. We have been informed that puny capitalists have started to take actions against socialism. Do not support these nations in any way. We are sending support to our weaker comrades in the world. We are announcing a total boycot against these capitalist nations. Any immigrants from these nations should inform the police or military immediately. Traveling outside the nation is not allowed to the immigrants from the "Jihad" nations. No citizen of Sebytania is allowed to travel to these capitalist nations. We will inform about a full list of these nations later today."
02-03-2004, 16:00
"THAT'S IT!" cries Baker's increasingly demented sounding voice on the radio, "I'M GOING TO EXECUTE EVERY COMMUNIST IN AGH SHANKKAKUR! JIHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!! AND FURTHERMORE, THE HOLY SHANKKAKUR ARMY SHALL BE MOBILISED AND WE SHALL JOIN KECHA IN THIS GLORIOUS CRUSADE! JIHAAAAAAAAAD! DEATH TO THE COMMUNIST INFIDELS EVERYWHERE! MUAHAHHAHHA. I want cheese."

And so it was done, and the son of Satan spent the rest of the afternoon eating bagels and cream cheese.
Kecha
02-03-2004, 16:45
Sebytania: We have no Embassy in your country, and any Kechans within your borders WILL be permitted to leave. Clear? I hope so. For your sake.
02-03-2004, 16:55
The Confederacy of the Eternal Cross, recognizing the innate flaws in Communist political theory, supports all efforts to resist its destructive tide in the world.

We resist any similar political structure which reduces its citizens to merely a means to an end, rather than an end in themselves, endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights and intrinsic value.
Sebytania
02-03-2004, 20:05
Sebytania: We have no Embassy in your country, and any Kechans within your borders WILL be permitted to leave. Clear? I hope so. For your sake.

I haven't said anything about an embassy. And if there would have been one, there wouldn't be now.

And about those citizens... We will let most of them leave, but they will have go in the end of the queue, which is long. And of course, they will have to pay at least a triple price to get trough the customs, depending on how rich they are...

Don't say anything about civil rights, we aren't listening. This is how we handle capitalists.

And of course, the citizens must get their permission to leave from our minister of foreign affairs, Boris Barishnov.

Have a nice day.
02-03-2004, 21:42
To the Right Honourable leader of Kecha:
The People's Republic of Plymstock is a peaceful country and only wishes to go to war if there is no other option. We wish to open peace talks, after all, we do not want to wage war because of breakdown of diplomacy.
Magnus Valerius
03-03-2004, 03:42
OOC: Just some background: MV exists in an alternate dimension in which the US had become a monarchy under King Theodore I (Roosevelt), Kaiser Wilhelm II was not ousted from Germany and won Belgium and Denmark at the end of The Great War, and Tsar Nicholas II found refuge from his fate in 1917. MV also participated in WWI, and accomplished the utter defeat of the Ottomans and the rise of a New Greek Empire, its capital at Constantinople. A rift in time and space connects MV with what other dimensions the other nations in NS exist in, since basically all nations exist in their own planes of alternate histories.

Now, I wonder if all of that was orthodox... :P

IC:

The Crown Empire of Greater Valeria will undoubtedly back Kecha in a war, as Communism is an assault on Monarchy! Monarchy is the supreme government, and in the words of Kaiser Wilhelm II, we Imperialists are victorious in the end. Any attempts to uproot the pristine system of Imperialism and Monarchy will be met with Valeria bringing the Orb of Chistiandom, the Scepter of Power, and the Crown of Glory to bear. We are a mighty, glorious, golden, double-headed eagle and will not stand idly by if another Monarchy is assaulted by Communism.

We will not act militarily unless we have to in any case.

- Phillipe Mauclerc
Executive Diplomat of Valeria
BLARGistania
03-03-2004, 04:01
Interesting appraoch. Nice job.

IC:
The Utopic Proletarian republic of Blargistania stands appalled at the assault on the political syste, currently providing the most freedom to its citizens. Our people live in a perfect Utopia compared with the vast majority of capitalistic nations. To think that you wage a war on the "oppressed" people of communist nations makes us shake our heads in wonder. We would challenge you, Kecha, to free your own people from the bonds of capitalism in which you hold them before you persecute us, the truly free people of the world. Our people hold themselves to a higher level of good than mere capitalism can provide, it has been our way since the beginning and it shall continue to be our way. From the people, to the people, for the people!

-First Among Equals Aleczander J. Hamion, leader of the Utopic Proletarian Republic of Blargistania in an address to the people of Blargistania.
Dra-pol
03-03-2004, 04:02
"Any attempts to uproot the pristine system of Imperialism and Monarchy will be met with Valeria bringing the Orb of Chistiandom, the Scepter of Power, and the Crown of Glory to bear."

Not any attempt, a Drapoel comrade would doubtless consider should he ever hear those words. Some few even remember Sulo's '31-'38 revolution, during which the ancient Drapoel monarchy was..uprooted and all of its constituents put to death.

As for Christendom, well, a million of its late Crusaders rot across Korea, variously under the topsoil of the Choson People's Republic and crucified along its Quinntonian border.
Hattia
03-03-2004, 04:12
*tag*
Kecha
03-03-2004, 05:11
Sebytania: So. You wish to play that game do you? Very well, we'll match you hit-for-hit. Untill all Kechans are permitted to leave Sebytania, being unhindered beyond the extra price, no Sebytanian will be permitted to leave without a thorough background check, special permission from our Ministry of Transportation, and paying 6 times the usual price. Have a nice day.

Plymstock: At least someone in here is wishing for peace.

Magnus Valerius: Your statement that you will back us if war comes is appreciated.

BLARGistania: Our people are free beyond anything most Communist Regimes can say about their people.
BLARGistania
03-03-2004, 05:37
Your civil liberties and political freedoms compared to mine would say otherwise Kecha. . .
Beth Gellert
03-03-2004, 06:15
Before* anyone writes BLARGistania off as unique, we should like freely to throw our 1.871 billion communist hats into the ring.

Long live the revolution, 'tis better than living under the oppressive fist of the militarist Kechan government.

-CC J.Barrie, The People's Commonwealth of Beth Gellert.


Popular opinion in Beth Gellert is that eventually the Kechan government will be overthrown by revolutionaries with at least three figures in their IQ scores, and no one is terribly worried about the nation's blustering.


(*Likely after, by the time I get this to post.)
Beth Gellert
03-03-2004, 06:17
(I knew there was something else I wanted to add. Blast! Somebody ought to raise issues related to the Kechan economic model, especially its taxes..)
Zvarinograd
03-03-2004, 10:06
OOC:
Plymstock: At least someone in here is wishing for peace.

Communism never meant for this. Communism is a dream for a classless society for the proletariat, it is the method of which that is attained does communism vary between nations. Communists can live in harmony with those whose ideologies conflict with theirs, we can live without conflict. The United Communist States of Zvarinograd stands by the true meaning of communism by choosing diplomacy over war, pacifism over militancy, protest over conflict. Our country does not have any military presence whatsoever and we choose peace than to take arms. Invade us if you wish, but the cause we live up to will burn in the hearts of the people forever. Great nations have tried to contain that fire and failed, it is too soon to forget the lessons of the past. We urge of all nations participating in this mad crusade to reconsider, to bring a chance to choose peace between this endless cycle of hatred, now and forever.

Premier Alexey Zvarinsky
United Communist States of Zvarinograd
03-03-2004, 10:52
the elven united socialist states of merkwood would like to crush all capitilist pigs and rid the world of corruption so there for we are sending aour local terror group to what eva nation opposes us and will be met with constant attacks from our loyal armed forces. this country needs a war so do not make any aggresive moves on this great nation


(ruling by fear)
Zvarinograd
03-03-2004, 11:08
Comrade, I do not mean to offend you, but I don't think you or anyone else for that matter knows anything about communism nor socialism at all. Communism and socialism isn't evil/hostile/warlike/imperialist and it certainly doesn't promote war, even though the people and the method of which it is attained possibly but not definately are. Communism and socialism is state of a nation wherein it's society is classless/casteless. Now, can you please let me contact Kecha for peace and to stop this crusade for nonsense once and for all without showing to the world that all communists promote war (since not all of them do anyway), okay?

Premier Alexey Zvarinsky
United Communist States of Zvarinograd

OOC:
I needed to let that out. I'm sick and tired of 'communists' promoting war. It's wrong and those who are part of it have an entirely wrong idea about communism. I don't know if it's anti-communists under puppets trying to use propaganda but I want them to stop and stop now.
Dyelli Beybi
03-03-2004, 11:12
As a moderately non-belligerent Socialist regime, Dyelli Beybi resents these threats and wishes to highlight it as further evidence of the industrialist slave driver's need to crush the will of the proleteriate.
The Arctic Tundra
03-03-2004, 14:21
the elven united socialist states of merkwood would like to crush all capitilist pigs and rid the world of corruption so there for we are sending aour local terror group to what eva nation opposes us and will be met with constant attacks from our loyal armed forces. this country needs a war so do not make any aggresive moves on this great nation


(ruling by fear)


Merkwood, you have just given The Arctic Tundra a reason to get involved in the war should it arise. The one thing that angers the people of our great country more than communism is terrorism. And I really don't see how a country of only 7 million people can possibly send enough terrorists to destroy a country that is 100 times larger than itself. Therefore, if and when war begins, consider Merkwood the prime target of The Arctic Tundra.

Pres. Pavel Andreievich Chekov
The Vast Expanses of The Arctic Tundra
Kecha
03-03-2004, 14:53
This isn't looking good for the Supporters of World Peace.
Dra-pol
03-03-2004, 17:16
I needed to let that out. I'm sick and tired of 'communists' promoting war. It's wrong and those who are part of it have an entirely wrong idea about communism. I don't know if it's anti-communists under puppets trying to use propaganda but I want them to stop and stop now.

ooc:That's the thing about being in character. If I were really running a country it wouldn't have made firearms ownership mandatory or executed anyone for writing a bad poem, either.
Magnus Valerius
04-03-2004, 04:03
Magnus Valerius would like to say that Dra-pol's old monarchy was weak to be uprooted by communists! The Valerian Monarchy is Eternal. It will always be eternal, no matter how much blood it takes to quell a few dissenters. Of course, if there are any dissenters. There is none, in fact, and people are happy with the emperor.

Also, we would like to point out that communists are appearing to be hypocrites for the most part. Most of them preach peace, but do not practice what they preach. This is shown with their warmongering outlook on the current decree by Kecha. It will only lend us all support to put a stop to the spread of communism.
BLARGistania
04-03-2004, 05:11
Methinks that Magnus Valerius doth protest too much. What you label as 'warmongering' (with the noted exception of a few) is merely the efforts of my communist and socialist bretheren preparing to defend ourselves from the inevitable onslaught of Kecha's imperialistic tendancies. We have never pretended to make such a direct assualt as we now face from Kecha. Communist nations tolerate the right of Capitalist nations to exist, and we would expect that same tolerance. It appears to not be so however. So, this 'warmongering' you speak of, well, it is only the response to your own warmongering, the intolerancee of others.
Kecha
04-03-2004, 05:12
Any Communist Regime oppressing their people will be removed. By peace if possible, by force if need-be.
BLARGistania
04-03-2004, 05:30
And what would you define as oppressive?
Kecha
04-03-2004, 05:31
And what would you define as oppressive?

We handle that case-by-case.
BLARGistania
04-03-2004, 05:45
right. . .. so it's all subjective. I see.
Kecha
04-03-2004, 05:49
right. . .. so it's all subjective. I see.

Not quite. There are set criteria.
BLARGistania
04-03-2004, 06:07
Define please?
Dyelli Beybi
04-03-2004, 10:02
Dyelli Beybi is not an opressive communist regime, unless flogging and turture are regarded as being opressive these days. In Dyelli Beybi they are regarded as 'character building'
Buka Makalu
04-03-2004, 12:19
OOC: I think it's import to clarify something now to dispel all illusions set by 1D political Views.

Not All Imperialists are "Captitalist" in nature. My Nation for instance has no opinion on Economic scale but are Very much leaning towards the Authoritarian scale.

Ie Buka Makalu is a Non-Capitalist Dictatorship.
Eredron
04-03-2004, 14:45
The Confederated Republic and Principalities of Eredron publicly announces it's full support of Kecha in ridding the world of socialism - through peaceful means, and otherwise.
Kecha
05-03-2004, 03:00
Define please?

No.
BLARGistania
05-03-2004, 03:26
AH, I see, a set of guidlines that will not be announced. So its pretty much a subjective analysis that you refuse to admit to because you don't want to be seen as the bad guy here. Isn't it nice when things just so happen to coincidentally work out in your favor?
Buka Makalu
05-03-2004, 09:18
Oppressive:

1. Difficult to bear; burdensome: oppressive laws .
2. Exercising power arbitrarily and often unjustly; tyrannical .
3. Weighing heavily on the senses or spirit: oppressive weather

Argument Over.
BLARGistania
05-03-2004, 18:45
I didn't ask for the definition of oppressive, I was asking what Kecha's guidlines are for determining if a nation os oppressive or not. If he/she will not reveal them, then I have to make the assumption that they are subjective. Defining opressive does nothing for me, I know what the word means.
Salishe
05-03-2004, 19:04
The Salishe Dominion though small in comparison seeks no war at this time. The tribes exist to fulfill their destiny of sovereignity away from Manifest Destiny of both Communism and Capitalism. We seek to be left alone.

Principal Chief Fighting Two Bears
Edolia
05-03-2004, 22:55
The definition of "oppressive" is extremely subjective. For instance, Edolians enjoy much more social freedom than Kechans, though their economic freedom is quite a bit lower. Is Edolia an "oppressive" state?
Kecha
06-03-2004, 04:00
BLARGistania: We won't tell you as you are on our Black List.

Edolia: We'll launch an investigation.
BLARGistania
06-03-2004, 04:07
Why thank you, I'm so thrilled.
Atlantian Outcasts
06-03-2004, 04:07
"Stay out. We enjoy being socilist."
-Senator Orion, head of the Atlantian High Council
Kecha
06-03-2004, 04:08
Why thank you, I'm so thrilled.

No worries. This doesn't mean you should consider attack certain. All the Black List is is a list of nations we're suspicious of, and investigating.
Forestdom
06-03-2004, 04:14
if u need any help from me in your war, just ask!!!!
we are proud to serve you, but if we feel things get out of hand, we will drop any help or money we are or have gave you

The Democratic Republic of Forestdom
Kecha
06-03-2004, 04:16
if u need any help from me in your war, just ask!!!!
we are proud to serve you, but if we feel things get out of hand, we will drop any help or money we are or have gave you

The Democratic Republic of Forestdom

Your support will be appreciated if war comes. We will go it alone if we must.
BLARGistania
06-03-2004, 05:26
Why thank you, I'm so thrilled.

No worries. This doesn't mean you should consider attack certain. All the Black List is is a list of nations we're suspicious of, and investigating.

Right. . .we'll call the feeling mutual.
Cyberutopia
06-03-2004, 06:47
The Confederated Republic and Principalities of Eredron publicly announces it's full support of Kecha in ridding the world of socialism - through peaceful means, and otherwise.

We kindly implore all of the young, easily excited nations in the most polite of terms to please STFU.

((In other words, read the thread!))
Buka Makalu
06-03-2004, 09:05
Is preparing their forces to withdraw as they still haven't recieved any communication.

Kecha although I support your anti-Communist crusade my responsibility is toward Trixia and not yourselves. If Trixia requests that we assist you we will, but unless such a request is made we will turn about. Our presence here was to assist Trixia.
06-03-2004, 10:01
The Chair recognises His Exalted Highness, The Centurion of Man-ho to addess the issue... "Colleagues! Friends! For us to truly understand the crux of this motion, I think we should clearly communicate a definition of Communism. Perhaps a proposal to the UN is worthy of the establishment of the Committal Inquiry Into Communism (CIIC). The terms of reference of the committee should be perhaps judge whether or not a nation is guilty of Communism by a concise set of definitions. Suspect states could then address specific criteria categorising as to whether they are a "communist state" or not. I am happy for another nation to put forward such a proposal as I am still awaiting UN admission by higher authorities. I leave such an important decision in the hands of my capable colleagues..."
Eredron
06-03-2004, 15:39
The Confederated Republic and Principalities of Eredron publicly announces it's full support of Kecha in ridding the world of socialism - through peaceful means, and otherwise.

We kindly implore all of the young, easily excited nations in the most polite of terms to please STFU.

((In other words, read the thread!))

Let's see...from the original post:

"...Kecha shall be commencing a "War on Communism" What this declarations means, is that Kecha will do everything possible to erase Communism..." "...we shall employ various measures such as sanctions, political disturbances, non-violent protests, etc..., to eliminate Communist Regimes as we find them..."

Perhaps you are not familiar with hyperbole, exaggeration? I am keeping in line with personality of my chief of state, and the attitude of the general populace. Maybe you should hold off on the 'STFU' until I am posting about launching 'n00ks'. Or maybe you'd rather just make yourself feel good by attacking any nation younger than you, regardless of their abilities.

EDIT: After considering the previous posts made by other nations, I see you have had reason to jump down the throat of anyone who could be perceived as a reckless nation jumping the gun and declaring war.
Cyberutopia
06-03-2004, 17:14
The Confederated Republic and Principalities of Eredron publicly announces it's full support of Kecha in ridding the world of socialism - through peaceful means, and otherwise.

We kindly implore all of the young, easily excited nations in the most polite of terms to please STFU.

((In other words, read the thread!))

Let's see...from the original post:

"...Kecha shall be commencing a "War on Communism" What this declarations means, is that Kecha will do everything possible to erase Communism..." "...we shall employ various measures such as sanctions, political disturbances, non-violent protests, etc..., to eliminate Communist Regimes as we find them..."

Perhaps you are not familiar with hyperbole, exaggeration? I am keeping in line with personality of my chief of state, and the attitude of the general populace. Maybe you should hold off on the 'STFU' until I am posting about launching 'n00ks'. Or maybe you'd rather just make yourself feel good by attacking any nation younger than you, regardless of their abilities.

EDIT: After considering the previous posts made by other nations, I see you have had reason to jump down the throat of anyone who could be perceived as a reckless nation jumping the gun and declaring war.


((It is correct that Kecha stated they would wipe out all communism in their first post, and many young nations jumped all over the communist nations before reading the post Kecha made later that they would be "selective", though this really doesn't make me feel any safer. You are correct again that I should have refrained from telling you to STFU, but I did for two reasons, (a) being that I was in the middle of an argument with Matrich, and he was deserving of such a remark, but you were not and well...stuff happens, (b) being that I feel it has a nice ring to it. However, I would not have attacked you in military might for merely declaring war on all socialism, as I am not that easily angered. And, lastly, yes, I was pouncing on nations making comments similar to yours (though yours was better than most), in an attempt to keep all the BS from blooming into a Big Ball O' Crap.

EDIT: Ok, I'm going to stop hijacking Kecha's thread now.))
BLARGistania
06-03-2004, 21:28
"Good Evening Blargistania, this is Kevin Baker for the Blagistania Nation News Network, channel 12."

" In top stories to today, The President issued a decree of non-tolerance towards foreign aggression. In particular, he stated Kecha, a nation of which relations have been strained of late. President Hamion noted that Blargistania is prepared to defend itself from foreign influence as well proclaiming that Kechan nationals would be deported as soon as possible. Here is a portion of the President's speech:"


. . .Citizens of Blargistania, today we proclaim our right to government, we proclaim our right to freedom, we proclaim our right to life! For a time now, our liberty has been threatened by the ever enroaching Kecha. They have threatened our way of life and our right to life. If not us, then who, will stand to face the injustice presented to us. As of yet we have pursued a policy of peace, a policy of toleration, a policy of appeasment. No longer! From this day forth, aggression from Kecha shall be seen as a deliberate threat upon our life. It will be seen as an act of war. No nation need stand to the scrutiny of another, especially when that nation does not have the right, or the reason to declare our way of life "oppressive". Should Kecha be found guilty of internal meddling, war shall fall between Blargistania and Kecha, and we. . .will. . .not. . .give. . . up!
The People's congress has passed overwhelmingly legislation in the past day to preserve our way of life from the threat of Kechan interference. Any person found carrying Kechan id will be immediatly detained at the border until retrieved by Kechan authority. We do not torture, we do not hold unjustly, but, we will defend ourselves from threats. Let it be known from this day forth that Blargistania will never crumble to foreign aggression. From the people, to the people, for the people!

--Aleczander J. Hamion, First Among Equals, UPR Blargistania--

"Hi, I'm Kevin Baker, if your just tuning in, the President has just made a declaration of non-tolerance towards Kechan aggression on the international news network, and to Blargistanian news networks. A copy of the speech may be found in its entirty on our website. We will now go to Evan Granger for the local news, Evan. . ."

OOC: note on the President. His formal title is First Among Equals (the whole commie/socialist thing) but he is commonly referred to as "President"
Kecha
06-03-2004, 21:38
IC: In response to the actions by BLARGistania the Empress has ordered all BLARGistanians to be ejected from our nation. They shall be required to pay only 50% of the usual transport fees if they leave by their own means. If we must remove them, they shall be taken to BLARGistania by the same planes, and ships that are to be sent to retrieve Kechans from BLARGistania.

OOC: Kechans are easy enough to identify, as they all have Bar Codes.
BLARGistania
06-03-2004, 21:50
OOC: good, makes it easier.

Document From the Blargistanian department of foreign affairs:

Note to all Blargistania citrizens abroad. If you are currently in Kecha for business, pleasure, or otherwise, we request you follow demands and leave the country as soon as possible. Should you be questioned, cooperate with Kechan authorities, we do not wish harm to any of our citizens or for tensions to escalate past their current level. Blargistania authorities will be present at the border to escort you home as well as to check for proper treatment. We have made a note of treating the Kechans with the utmost respect during their transport, we would expect the same from Kecha. Please be ready to leave the country within two days, Kecha will provide transport to our border and citizens will be exchanged there. Blargistania will have several transport craft waiting.


Transmission to Kecha, open band:
Blargistania will provide free transport to the border for all Kechans citizens within our nation. We have requested they be packed in two days. Our border forces will meet with your transport forces at the border for exchenge. Blargistania may be held accountable for all damages to persons during transport and exchange but not after that, Our people have been told firmly to treat your citizens with the utmost respect, we would request the same of you. There are an estimated 2,350 Blargistania citizens within Kecha for vacation, business, or otherwise, they have been told to come forward for transport. Any Kechans found within Blargistania after the two-day grace period will be considered hostile and detained. Thank you for you cooperation
--Blargistania office of foreign affairs--
Kecha
06-03-2004, 22:33
IC: Already a fleet of over 700 Airliners has been assembled, as well as a fleet of an estimated 400 requisitioned transport ships. All ships not originally made for moving people are being temporarily renovated for the purpose at hand. The Airliners are already starting to ferry BLARGistanians to your border, and the ships are expected to begin doing so soon.
06-03-2004, 22:49
As of the past few weeks, Sculcupinia has undergone a communist revolution. Our leaders we see to the fact that Communism continues in Sculcupinia, and we will fight to the death to defend ourselves.
Kecha
06-03-2004, 22:55
As of the past few weeks, Sculcupinia has undergone a communist revolution. Our leaders we see to the fact that Communism continues in Sculcupinia, and we will fight to the death to defend ourselves.

Depending on how things work out, you may have to back those words up. We hope you're not the kind of Communist Regime we're working against.
Cyberutopia
07-03-2004, 02:42
We would like to interject that if the Kechans are trying to start a new Cold War, it is working brilliantly.

((Really, it is.))
Kecha
07-03-2004, 02:58
We would like to interject that if the Kechans are trying to start a new Cold War, it is working brilliantly.

((Really, it is.))

We would thank you, if that was our intentions....No....We wouldn't do that, we'd probably just smack you upside the head.
Buka Makalu
07-03-2004, 07:22
BMINIA CENTCOM:

The emperess has ordered a withdrawl as our allies have not informed us of any action and therefore we ain't needed here. All fleets are to return to Port Pakundi immediatly
Buka Makalu
07-03-2004, 07:23
Commodore Carla Klia:

All vessels turn about we're heading home.
Cyberutopia
07-03-2004, 07:36
We would like to interject that if the Kechans are trying to start a new Cold War, it is working brilliantly.

((Really, it is.))

We would thank you, if that was our intentions....No....We wouldn't do that, we'd probably just smack you upside the head.

:lol: Anytime...
Buka Makalu
07-03-2004, 12:32
Anybody in this thread that wishes to identify themselves as either out Enemy or Ally please post in my thread http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=129621&highlight= answer the poll and post your name so you can be added to our list
BLARGistania
09-03-2004, 02:58
The transports have arrived at the border and Blagistanian authorities are awaiting the arrival of the Kechan transports for a transfer of citizens.
Malatose
09-03-2004, 21:40
We dare Kecha to set one foot onto the motherland..and he shall see what will happen.
Kecha
09-03-2004, 21:54
The transports have arrived at the border and Blagistanian authorities are awaiting the arrival of the Kechan transports for a transfer of citizens.

Arriving.
BLARGistania
14-03-2004, 00:57
BNN, Saturday March 13, 2004.

An exchange of citizens occured on the Blargistania border today. Since the threat of action by Kecha, Kechan civilians within Blargistania have been held at the border, awaiting an exchange that was to take place. Early this morning, the Kechan transports arrived, bearing Blargistanian citizens that had been residing within Kecha. The exchange was said to be quick and well organized, with both sides acting in a civil manner, not wanting to spark the already growing tensions into war. Returned citizens are reported to be in good health, commenting on the politness of the Kechan forces transporting them. The citizens will be returned to their homes later today, after completeing medical check-ups, required upon re-entry to Blargistania.
Tordor
14-03-2004, 01:31
Somehow I think right now Kecha has an much bigger problem than these allances of tiny Communist countries as an threat.

~Queen Seria
17-03-2004, 14:04
I wish to join the anticommunist states in their alliance against communism and my troops hunger for war.
Kecha
19-03-2004, 04:05
Somehow I think right now Kecha has an much bigger problem than these allances of tiny Communist countries as an threat.

~Queen Seria
Yes, we do. We will keep up the exchange though.
NKVD Slavni
19-03-2004, 04:36
I say stangulation.
war is not needed to as a way of letting go of hate. leave collective-ization alone. what did happened to the shaky peace established by the warsaw pact :?: