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Crimmond Intentions for Imperial Expansions(IC ONLY!)

Crimmond
29-02-2004, 04:14
Lord Reil Tian stands before the camera, a large and imposing green glowing framework pyramid behind him. "Imperial citizens, world leaders, members of alliance strong and weak, I come before you to explain myself to you.

"While none have asked me to do this thing, I must do it for my own, personal honor. The pyramid behind me is made of contained plasma, used in the auxillery power plant for my capital. It provides the sense of power I wish to convey to you that can never be done with words. That we have harnessed the sheer power of plasma and can use it as an art form."

He pauses, sighing slightly. "What I am about to explain to you may make you angry, may make you fearful or may make you want to shake my hand. Whatever the reaction, it is not my concern. Crimmond has too long sat idle as a 'peaceful' empire! We have expanded without violence, using politics instead of weapons. This was a wise move. For a time. It distanced us from the warmongers we were associated with. It allowed us a reprieve until such time we could rejoin our fellow Empires in war for power, for land and for honor!

"The first step is the destruction of a neighboring nation. Baggera. Run by a tyrant, a slave holder, a kinslayer. We have annexed 80% of Baggera so far, the nation of WinTrees taking land as well. When this operation is done, we will have expanded our rule to all of North Eastern Europe, not counting the Laplands and the Russians. We will have established ourselves as a Superpower our plans are done.

"Now... there is the question of Afriica. Baggera controls Ethiopia. We do not need such impoverished lands in our plans to dominate the European continent. So we have transfered conrol of Ethiopia to the Brotherhood of Nod. May they use it as they see fit.

"This part is gaurenteed to make many of you angry. The Crimmond Imperial Totality shall rejoin it's oldest and most powerfull allies. If you do not know who they are, then I shall educate you in their names... The Silver Turtle, The Brotherhood of Nod, Walten, Bajon, The Gulf Paradise...

"Yes. All members or allies of the GDODAD, the reincarnation of the first alliance Crimmond partook in, aside from the Midnight Defense Pact. We shall not rejoin them as yet. There is too much to be done internally to facilitate our return to the GDODAD. But rest assured, we shall be able to be a member again very, very soon.

"But wait a second... I am a half-elf. How can I be allied with an alliance of nations that once tried to develop an elf-specific bio-weapon? Because, my friends, I'm also half human and human nature is damn fun..."

Lord Tian puts on a pair of sunglasses and turns, walking towards the heart of the pyramid, vanishing into the brightness it produces.

Crimmond is going back to it's roots, it seems.

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Lord Reil Tian
Governor of the Imperial Capital Province of Crimmond
Overseer of the Crimmond Imperial Totality
Steel Butterfly
29-02-2004, 04:45
[OOC: Is it honestly wise to go around claiming land owned by ten different nations? Why bother with Earth at all? Regardless, we go way back, so good luck with it.]
Klonor
29-02-2004, 04:56
OOC: If I remember correctly, you stopped using FTL a while ago, right? Are you going to be entering into Galactic Conquest, or are you just going to stick with Sol for now?

Either way, I hope you have fun! I've never interacted with you IC (Well, you actually did insult me once in my storefront, but that's unimportant) but I enjoy reading your RP's. Good luck!
_Taiwan
29-02-2004, 05:05
Lord Tian doesn't exactly seem rational lately. Is he on drugs?

-Political analyst cracking a joke
Crimmond
29-02-2004, 18:46
OOC: Um... you do realize he never onece mentioned space. And those ten different nations were created after I established my claims. Now.... no more OOC without a GOOD IC response, okay? Every one of my threads get's hijacked and I'm getting damn tired of it!
Wazzu
29-02-2004, 21:50
OOC: Um... you do realize he never onece mentioned space. And those ten different nations were created after I established my claims. Now.... no more OOC without a GOOD IC response, okay? Every one of my threads get's hijacked and I'm getting damn tired of it!

OOC: Errr, you mentioned Northeasten Europe....

Wazzu is in Northern Europe, and created before your nation.

I do hope your not attempting to claim Sweden. I'd rather have a good solid neibor then a stupid one. :)
Crimmond
01-03-2004, 03:02
OOC: Please note that I excluded the Lapland nations and Russia. Check a map of Europe and you should find Sweden, Norway and Finland are the Lapland nations.

Now, no more OOC damnit!
Wazzu
01-03-2004, 04:21
OOC: Please note that I excluded the Lapland nations and Russia. Check a map of Europe and you should find Sweden, Norway and Finland are the Lapland nations.

Now, no more OOC damnit!


OOC: BAH! Not even for an appology? Well, gahd! Sorry for this too then! *wide grin*

OK, I'll shuddup now. But had to get this in. It stinks to miss something so obvious (and I'd rather admit it here then change my post).
Crimmond
01-03-2004, 05:52
Bump and if I the next post on this damn thread isn't COMPLETELY IC I WILL nuke somebody...
Adejaani
01-03-2004, 06:15
Memo from Judge Harry Bell, President of Adejaani

We have read your declarations and we are officially neutral in our thoughts, though we are dismayed at such a violent declaration and intentions to use arms. We do, on the other hand, note your rights as sovereign leader of Crimmond to do whatever you chose with your nation. However, we do have one question. Does returning to the GDODAD mean your secession from APTO?
Crimmond
01-03-2004, 13:10
The APTO is a strong and honorable alliance. We shall not retire from it's ranks unless asked to do so by the alliance, preferably a private request. President Bell, you do not understand that these intentions are what have been planned for years. Since before we joined the APTO. The violence we are initiating is simply to finally move back to our roots of jingoistic foriegn policy towards all those not allied with us.

-Lord Reil Tian
Arenumberg
01-03-2004, 13:19
OOC: no mean to nitpick, but Scandinavian countries would be more .. nicer :)
Crimmond
01-03-2004, 15:09
OOC: Why? The area is called the Laplands. Get your mind out of the gutter and stop hijacking my thread! If I see ONE MORE non IC post not accompanyied by and IC post of at LEAST two paragraphs, I will be VERY disappointed in all of you. Oh and... please use proper grammar.